Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 13, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
The Beatles', "Being For The Benifit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics: Late of Pablo Fanques fair, have you seen it
Original Lyrics: Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
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The Zombies', "The Time of the Season"
Misheard Lyrics: It's the time of the season for Lovee
Original Lyrics: It's the time of the season for loving.
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1970s | |
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics: Stick your dick in a lemony dip
Original Lyrics: What you doin' on your back, aah?!!
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Chic's, "Good times"
Misheard Lyrics: A new state of blind
or Are you straight or bi? Original Lyrics: A new state of mind
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Elton John's, "Rocket Man "
Misheard Lyrics: burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics: Burning out his fuse up here alone.
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Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: "Hold me close like Tony Danza"
Original Lyrics: "Hold me closer tiny dancer"
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Elvis Presley's, "Burning Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Lord almighty I'm burning a hole in the stove
Original Lyrics: Lord have mercy I'm burnin' a hole where I lay.
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Hot Chocolate's, "I Believe In Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics: I believe in no clothes.
Original Lyrics: I believe in miracles.
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Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics: Beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics: A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
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Steely Dan's, "Pretzel Logic"
Misheard Lyrics: Shine just like a record
Original Lyrics: Sound just like a record
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TV Theme's, "Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics: The weekend comes
My sigh goes hum. Original Lyrics: The weekend comes
My cycle hums. |
The Misfits', "Astro Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics: I was wasted, exterminate
The whole f*ckin nation. Original Lyrics: Prime directive, exterminate
The whole f*ckin' race |
1980s | |
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics: Dirty D and the Thunder Chiefs
Original Lyrics: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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Altered Images', "See Those Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Boulevard!
Original Lyrics: See those eyes.......
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Beastie Boys', "Rhymin' and Stealin'"
Misheard Lyrics: I am roast beef and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
Original Lyrics: I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
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Faster Pussycat's, "Poison Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics: Poison, baby you're a poison ivy,
You make me itch, hung like a pal o' mine Original Lyrics: Poison, baby you're a poison ivy,
You make me itch, I'm out of Calamine |
Go-Go's', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, hey, hey, Alvis the Seal!
Original Lyrics: Hey, hey, hey, Our lips are sealed!
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Jam's, "Town Called Malice"
Misheard Lyrics: It's time for Gladys
Original Lyrics: Town called Malice
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Jo Boxers', "Boxer Beat"
Misheard Lyrics: You'll be doing lobotomies
Original Lyrics: You'll be doing the boxer beat
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Lloyd Cole & The Commotions', "Rattlesnakes"
Misheard Lyrics: She looks like Verna Greasepaint
Down on the waterfront Original Lyrics: She looks like Eva-Marie Saint
In "On the Waterfront" |
McCartney Paul & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics: Holloway and Highbury
Go together in perfect harmony Side by side on my piano keyboard Original Lyrics: Ebony & ivory
Go together in perfect harmony Side by side on my piano keyboard |
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean "
Misheard Lyrics: The chair is not my son
Original Lyrics: The kid is not my son.
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T.V. Theme's, "21 Jump Street "
Misheard Lyrics: Don't need permission to the Sidewalk Jubilee.
Original Lyrics: Don't need permission to decide what you believe.
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The Cult's, "Sweet Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics: hustle and strut through the passers by
Original Lyrics: hustle and strut through Paris at night
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The Jam's, "Town Called Malice"
Misheard Lyrics: Tom O'Malley
Original Lyrics: Town called Malice
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1990s | |
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics: A mechanic laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, you soon will Original Lyrics: I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, you soon will |
Destinies Child's, "I'm A Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a survivor like Keith from Survivor
Original Lyrics: I'm a survivor the one survivor
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Garth Brooks (Billy Joel)'s, "Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm shaving
Original Lyrics: I'm shameless
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Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, I heard there was a sacred chord
That's David Blaine, and he pleased the Lord Original Lyrics: Well I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and he pleased the Lord |
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics: life is stupid and contagious
Original Lyrics: I feel stupid and contagious,
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Radiohead's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics: When you're on the floor,
I can't look you in the eye Original Lyrics: When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye |
Red Hot Chilli Peppers', "Under The Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't ever want to feel, like a dick-ta-dem
Original Lyrics: I don't ever want to feel like I did that day.
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Tori Amos', "Jackie's Strength"
Misheard Lyrics: wash your band-aids in gasoline
Original Lyrics: worshipping David Cassidy
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2000s | |
AC/DC's, "Stiff Upper Lip"
Misheard Lyrics: I've got a stiff up her lip
Original Lyrics: I was born with a stiff, a stiff upper lip
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Chris Brown's, "Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: And I know I just turned 18 And I get a little manage
Original Lyrics: And I know I just turned 18 And I get a little mannish
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Eiffel 65 station's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics: Im Jew and I'm in need of a guy
Original Lyrics: I'm blue
If I were green I would die |
Grovve Armada's, "At The River"
Misheard Lyrics: If you're fondus and jews are saltier
Kuwaits little villages here and there Original Lyrics: If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air,
quaint little villages here and there. |
Jonas Brothers', "S.O.S"
Misheard Lyrics: So this is where the story ends
A conversation's all I am Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the misdemeanor" Okay, I'm shunned Original Lyrics: So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the miscommunication" |
Kat DeLuna's, "Whine Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Cause I'm feeling your vomit
Original Lyrics: Cause I´m feeling your vibing
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Korn and Amy Lee's, "Freak On A Leash "
Misheard Lyrics: You look like a freak on a leash
Original Lyrics: Feeling like a freak on a leash
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Maroon 5's, "Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics: 6 foot tall.
there without a boner so I had to shoot him dead. Original Lyrics: 6 foot tall.
there without a warning so I had to shoot him dead. |
Maroon 5's, "Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics: Caught you in the morning with another one of me in my bed
Original Lyrics: Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
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Muse's, "Map of the Problematique"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh, the lesbians
Original Lyrics: Loneliness be over.
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Rhianna's, "Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics: You can't stand my underarm Beretta
Original Lyrics: You can stand under my Umbrella
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Shop Boyz's, "Party Like a Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics: Totally cool!
Original Lyrics: Totally, dude
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Tegan And Sara's, "Walking With A Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics: I was f*cking with a ghost
Original Lyrics: I was walking with a ghost.
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Vanity Project's, "Wilted Rose"
Misheard Lyrics: Can it, bee. Time to leave!
Original Lyrics: Can it be time to leave?
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country | |
Denna Carter's, "Strawberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July noon
Original Lyrics: Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July moon
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misc | |
Books/Stories', "Abiyoyo"
Misheard Lyrics: Abby's yoyo
Original Lyrics: Abiyoyo
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