Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 12, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut oh more than you could know Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you could know |
The Fortunes', "You've Got Your Troubles"
Misheard Lyrics: You've got your troubles by your side.
Original Lyrics: You've got your troubles, I've got mine.
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The Mamas and the Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics: Mugwumps, high jumps, slow slumps, speed bumps
Original Lyrics: Mugwumps, high jumps, low slumps, big bumps
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The Mamas and the Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics: When Denny met Cass in the Love Bug
Original Lyrics: When Denny met Cass he gave her love bumps
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1970s | |
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics: I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Pascoe Original Lyrics: I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow |
Bad Company's, "Rock And Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics: It's all right, all my rock and roll fantasy
It's all right, all my rock and roll dreams Original Lyrics: It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy
It's all part of my rock and roll dreams |
Carl Malcolm's, "Fattie Bum-Bum"
Misheard Lyrics: Temper sees no recommendation
Original Lyrics: Self-praise is no recommendation
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Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics: You light up my days and fill my nights with soap
Original Lyrics: You light up my days and fill my nights with song
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Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics: God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
Original Lyrics: God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
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Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't have to love me yet
Let's get out awhile Original Lyrics: You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile |
Led Zeppelin's, "In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh my TV
Original Lyrics: Oh my Jesus
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light "
Misheard Lyrics: dressed up like a douche to hear the rumour in the night
Original Lyrics: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics: Little Early Birdie gave my anus curl a whirly
and asked me if I needed a ride.... Original Lyrics: Little Earlie Pearlie came by in his curly whirly
And asked me if I needed a ride. |
Steely Dan's, "Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics: And catch the brave men
Original Lyrics: And catch the grey men
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Steely Dan's, "The Royal Scam"
Misheard Lyrics: From their boats abound
Original Lyrics: From their boats of iron
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The Clancy Brothers', "Quare Bungle Rye"
Misheard Lyrics: "I'll be damned then," said Jack, "This is quare bungle rye, Roddy rye,
Father didn't lie, Roddy rye, Roddy rye." Original Lyrics: "Ah, begorrah," said Jack, "This is quare bungle rye, Roddy rye,
Fol the diddle lie, Roddy rye, Roddy rye." |
The Clash's, "Rudie Can't Fail"
Misheard Lyrics: Eating chicken glue for breakfast
Original Lyrics: Been drinking brew for breakfast.
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1980s | |
Anne Murray's, "We're All Alone"
Misheard Lyrics: Close the window, draw the blinds
Original Lyrics: Close the window, calm the light
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Culture Club's, "Church of the Poison Mind"
Misheard Lyrics: Gonna check out the boys tonight
Original Lyrics: In the church of the poison mind
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Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics: This no can be
This no can be Original Lyrics: Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green |
Donald Fagen's, "True Companion"
Misheard Lyrics: I can see your tide of action
Original Lyrics: I can see you're tired of action
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John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Could there be a man in motion
Underneath this Cream of Wheat Original Lyrics: Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels |
Journey's, "Who's Cryin' Now?"
Misheard Lyrics: The fire is worth the love they gave.
Original Lyrics: The fighting is worth the love, they say.
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Juice Newton's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
Misheard Lyrics: You're my sunshine, you're my babe
Original Lyrics: You're my sunshine, you're my rain
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Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "Lost in Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics: Lost in an ocean Hit the beach now
Original Lyrics: Lost in emotion Hit the beat now
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Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics: Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Do me nique-a be da pita
Original Lyrics: Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated
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Paula Abdul Featuring MC Skat Kat's, "Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a lover boy at play.
Even with owls. Original Lyrics: He's a lover boy at play.
Hey don't play by rules. |
The Who's, "You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics: I showed up late one night with a neon light on an easel
Original Lyrics: I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
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Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm your bridal cancer,
a cancer for money Original Lyrics: I'm your private dancer,
a dancer for money |
k.d.lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics: God send Gravy
Original Lyrics: Constant Craving
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1990s | |
Lee Kernaghan's, "Boys From The Bush"
Misheard Lyrics: We're live members of the outback club.
Original Lyrics: We're life members of the outback club.
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Meatloaf's, "Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.."
Misheard Lyrics: We were racist, we were soldiers of fortune.
Original Lyrics: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
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Megadeth's, "Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics: Just like the biting Viper
Let's rest through the streets We dance like marionettes Swing to the Symphony Of destruction. Original Lyrics: Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the Symphony Of Destruction. |
Nirvana's, "Rape Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll kiss you on your soul
Original Lyrics: I'll kiss your open sores
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TLC's, "Unpretty"
Misheard Lyrics: I have sized up who I have sized up who
Original Lyrics: My outsides look cool
My insides are blue. |
pearl jam's, "corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics: to live and die an empty form
Original Lyrics: to live and die, let it be done
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2000s | |
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics: M is for Mocha, right?
Original Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
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Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics: She's like so a lever
You can do so much better Original Lyrics: She's like so whatever
You can do so much better. |
Beck's, "E-Pro"
Misheard Lyrics: Ham on my bones, and the anvil of deblah.
Original Lyrics: Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight
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Cradle Of Filth's, "Nemesis"
Misheard Lyrics: The addiction of Fanta
Original Lyrics: The diction of thunder
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GazettE's, "Silly God Disco"
Misheard Lyrics: Out to murder Richard, Richard was a man.
Original Lyrics: and the morality of which it goes mad .
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John Desire's, "Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics: Everyone come here to see me upside down!
Original Lyrics: Precious love is always heating up my heart!
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Nightwish's, "End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics: head in my mustand, peace will finally become.
Original Lyrics: In Heaven, my masterpiece will finally be done.
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Rihanna's, "Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics: Because, when the sun shines we shine together,
know that we'll be here forever, said I'll always be your friend, take it up stick it out to the end. Original Lyrics: When the sun shine we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be your friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end |
Seether Feat. Amy Lee's, "Broken"
Misheard Lyrics: I kick your photograph.
Original Lyrics: I keep your photograph.
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The Matches', "My Soft & Deep"
Misheard Lyrics: Tactile little whore
Original Lyrics: Tactile little heart of tacks
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Timbaland Featuring Keri Hilson & D.O.E's, "The Way I Are"
Misheard Lyrics: touch my knob, it's free
Original Lyrics: touch my love, it's free.
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Timbaland's, "The Way I Are"
Misheard Lyrics: You can still touch my nub, it's free
Original Lyrics: you can still touch my love, it's free
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christian | |
Thousand Foot Krutch's, "Rawkfist"
Misheard Lyrics: now let me show you where we're coming from.
It don't stop from now until New York. Original Lyrics: Let me show ya where we're comin from,
it don't stop, from L.A. to New York. |
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