Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 12, 2008

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1960s
Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut oh
more than you could know
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you
more than you could know
The Fortunes', "You've Got Your Troubles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your troubles by your side.
Original Lyrics:
You've got your troubles, I've got mine.
The Mamas and the Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mugwumps, high jumps, slow slumps, speed bumps
Original Lyrics:
Mugwumps, high jumps, low slumps, big bumps
The Mamas and the Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Denny met Cass in the Love Bug
Original Lyrics:
When Denny met Cass he gave her love bumps
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Pascoe
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow
Bad Company's, "Rock And Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right, all my rock and roll fantasy
It's all right, all my rock and roll dreams
Original Lyrics:
It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy
It's all part of my rock and roll dreams
Carl Malcolm's, "Fattie Bum-Bum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temper sees no recommendation
Original Lyrics:
Self-praise is no recommendation
Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You light up my days and fill my nights with soap
Original Lyrics:
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get out awhile
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
Led Zeppelin's, "In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my TV
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light "
Misheard Lyrics:
dressed up like a douche to hear the rumour in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Early Birdie gave my anus curl a whirly
and asked me if I needed a ride....
Original Lyrics:
Little Earlie Pearlie came by in his curly whirly
And asked me if I needed a ride.
Steely Dan's, "Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And catch the brave men
Original Lyrics:
And catch the grey men
Steely Dan's, "The Royal Scam"
Misheard Lyrics:
From their boats abound
Original Lyrics:
From their boats of iron
Sugarloaf's, "Green Eyed Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three eyed lady
Original Lyrics:
Green eyed lady
The Clancy Brothers', "Quare Bungle Rye"
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'll be damned then," said Jack, "This is quare bungle rye, Roddy rye,
Father didn't lie, Roddy rye, Roddy rye."
Original Lyrics:
"Ah, begorrah," said Jack, "This is quare bungle rye, Roddy rye,
Fol the diddle lie, Roddy rye, Roddy rye."
The Clash's, "Rudie Can't Fail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating chicken glue for breakfast
Original Lyrics:
Been drinking brew for breakfast.
 
1980s
Anne Murray's, "We're All Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the window, draw the blinds
Original Lyrics:
Close the window, calm the light
Culture Club's, "Church of the Poison Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna check out the boys tonight
Original Lyrics:
In the church of the poison mind
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This no can be
This no can be
Original Lyrics:
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
Donald Fagen's, "True Companion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your tide of action
Original Lyrics:
I can see you're tired of action
John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could there be a man in motion
Underneath this Cream of Wheat
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Journey's, "Who's Cryin' Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is worth the love they gave.
Original Lyrics:
The fighting is worth the love, they say.
Juice Newton's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my babe
Original Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my rain
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "Lost in Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in an ocean Hit the beach now
Original Lyrics:
Lost in emotion Hit the beat now
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Do me nique-a be da pita
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated
Paula Abdul Featuring MC Skat Kat's, "Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Even with owls.
Original Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Hey don't play by rules.
The Who's, "You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light on an easel
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your bridal cancer,
a cancer for money
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer,
a dancer for money
k.d.lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
God send Gravy
Original Lyrics:
Constant Craving
 
1990s
Lee Kernaghan's, "Boys From The Bush"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're live members of the outback club.
Original Lyrics:
We're life members of the outback club.
Meatloaf's, "Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.."
Misheard Lyrics:
We were racist, we were soldiers of fortune.
Original Lyrics:
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
Megadeth's, "Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the biting Viper
Let's rest through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swing to the Symphony
Of destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Nirvana's, "Rape Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kiss you on your soul
Original Lyrics:
I'll kiss your open sores
TLC's, "Unpretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have sized up who I have sized up who
Original Lyrics:
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
pearl jam's, "corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
to live and die an empty form
Original Lyrics:
to live and die, let it be done
 
2000s
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
M is for Mocha, right?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's like so a lever
You can do so much better
Original Lyrics:
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better.
Beck's, "E-Pro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on my bones, and the anvil of deblah.
Original Lyrics:
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight
Cradle Of Filth's, "Nemesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
The addiction of Fanta
Original Lyrics:
The diction of thunder
GazettE's, "Silly God Disco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out to murder Richard, Richard was a man.
Original Lyrics:
and the morality of which it goes mad .
John Desire's, "Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone come here to see me upside down!
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always heating up my heart!
Nightwish's, "End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
head in my mustand, peace will finally become.
Original Lyrics:
In Heaven, my masterpiece will finally be done.
Rihanna's, "Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, when the sun shines we shine together,
know that we'll be here forever,
said I'll always be your friend,
take it up stick it out to the end.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun shine we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Seether Feat. Amy Lee's, "Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kick your photograph.
Original Lyrics:
I keep your photograph.
The Matches', "My Soft & Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tactile little whore
Original Lyrics:
Tactile little heart of tacks
Timbaland Featuring Keri Hilson & D.O.E's, "The Way I Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
touch my knob, it's free
Original Lyrics:
touch my love, it's free.
Timbaland's, "The Way I Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can still touch my nub, it's free
Original Lyrics:
you can still touch my love, it's free
 
christian
Thousand Foot Krutch's, "Rawkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
now let me show you where we're coming from.
It don't stop from now until New York.
Original Lyrics:
Let me show ya where we're comin from,
it don't stop, from L.A. to New York.

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