Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 11, 2008

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1950s
Buddy Holly's, "Peggy Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baggy suit
Original Lyrics:
Peggy Sue
 
1960s
Julie Andrews 's, "I Have Confidence (from The Sound of Music)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wells.
Original Lyrics:
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wealth.
Julie Andrews 's, "I Have Confidence (from The Sound of Music)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, Wake up!.
It's healthy. All I trust I leave my heart to.
OR
When you wake up, Wake up!.
It's heaven. All I trust I leave my heart to. OR ....When you wake up, Wake up!.
It's heavenly. All I trust I leave my heart to.
Original Lyrics:
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, Wake up!.
It tells me, All I trust I leave my heart to.
Stone Poneys', "Different Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm saying the hotdogs aren't ready
Original Lyrics:
Yes and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm sayin's that I'm not ready
 
1970s
Blue Swede's, "Hooked On A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of believing that you're in love with me
Original Lyrics:
I'm high on believing that you're in love with me
Cast Of 'Grease''s, "Greased Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itch lightning Goooo itch lighting
Original Lyrics:
Grease lightning go grease lightning
Earth, Wind and Fire's, "Sing a Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save a soul.
Original Lyrics:
Sing a song.
England Dan & John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Like To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking about 'Millennium'
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin 'bout movin' in.
Mannfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Santana's, "Oyo Como Va"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat your Cocoa Puffs
Original Lyrics:
Oyo Como Va
The Who's, "My Wife"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's a gentle being
Mother of my children's what she's gonna be
Original Lyrics:
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood's what I'm gonna be
 
1980s
Christopher Cross', "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do---fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
The best that you can do is fall in love.
Lindsey Buckingham's, "Go Insane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says I like you.
Original Lyrics:
She's a lot like you.
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the part of this song I love
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life yeah-yeah
The Fat Boys With Chubby Checker's, "Yo Twist (Let's Twist)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the Beat Box.
Come on do it for me.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the Beat Box.
Come on do it Buffy.
The Fat Boys With Chubby Checker's, "Yo Twist (Let's Twist)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We broke into the booth and the records died
Original Lyrics:
We broke into the booth and the record stacks
Yes', "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open of a lonely heart
OR
Broken of a lonely heart
Original Lyrics:
Owner of a lonely heart
 
1990s
Beck's, "Where It's At"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was a good one, Ray.
Original Lyrics:
That was a good drum break
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (da Ba De)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, if I were green I would die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba de, da ba di.
Pepe Deluxe's, "Everybody Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why didn't you know I don't speak monkey,
They are livin' mighty fine
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I'm gone now,
I livin' mighty fine
Rammstein's, "Du Hast"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have cheese
Original Lyrics:
Du hast mich!
Smashing Pumpkins', "I Am One"
Misheard Lyrics:
See if, don't you ever want to?
See if I am one?
Original Lyrics:
See you. Don't you just want to?
See you. I am one.
Steven Curtis Chapman's, "Not Home Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are not on the edge...
Original Lyrics:
We are not home yet...
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to fall)
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour)
Tool's, "Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finger dipping in the water line.
Original Lyrics:
Finger deep within the borderline.
Tool's, "Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me that you love me and we'll play the song together
Original Lyrics:
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
 
2000s
30 Seconds To Mars', "From Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genital warts to read the message here
Original Lyrics:
But he doesn't want to read the message here! (3rd Time)
Aiden's, "We Sleep Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tonight love
All That Remains', "Six"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a river tree Wish that she was a bear But she still wants me outside
Still fear what breath I make Still want to take her skin But I don't care what you make
Original Lyrics:
I see her in my dreams Wish that she wasn't there But she still haunts me and I
Still feel her breath on me Still want to taste her skin But I know that would kill me
Avenged Sevenfold's, "Bat Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
no one will sin, see the scene
Original Lyrics:
no oasis here to see,
Beck's, "Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot summer girl
Original Lyrics:
My sun-eyed girl
Commercial's, "Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your groove thing on, get your groove thing on
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
Fall Out Boy's, "Of All The Gin Joints In The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And oh, the way you make me seize my pillowcase
Like i'll never be the same
Original Lyrics:
And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase
Like I'll never be the same
Fall Out Boy's, "Of All The Gin Joints In The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the lights and turn off the shutters
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we need and more
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leading man
Goldfrapp's, "Twist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between my legs And make a left
Original Lyrics:
Between my legs And knicker lace
Green Day's, "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someones beer would fight me
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me.
HYDE's, "Fruits of Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a dog forever, Dad
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a doll, forever dead
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gumby
Gumby
Gumby Nation
Original Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
Marilyn Manson's, "Lamb of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
the camel of a mincu got then some duck peeking satan
Original Lyrics:
the camera will make you god and so jack became sainted
Peter Bjorn And John's, "Young Folks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we don't care about the young folks
Talkin' bout Beyonce
Original Lyrics:
And we don't care about our own faults
Talkin' about our own style.
Plies ft. T-Pain's, "Shawty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she gotta be somethin, cause I beat her Honda
Original Lyrics:
You Know She Gotta Be Somethin, Cause I Done Beat Her Under
Relient k's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
Original Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
Spice Girls', "Headlines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head Lice
Original Lyrics:
Headlines
Switchfoot's, "Easier than Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
it's so cod liver-ey
Original Lyrics:
hail your so called liberty
System Of A Down's, "B.Y.O.B. "
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we always sit at the bar?
Original Lyrics:
Why do they always send the poor?
System Of A Down's, "B.Y.O.B."
Misheard Lyrics:
still you feed us lies from the babybottle.
Original Lyrics:
still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
Timbaland's, "The Way I Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need the cheese on the comcast boy
I like you just the way you are
Original Lyrics:
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
 
christian
Newsboys', "The Fad Of the Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
the trailers in the traffic jam
Original Lyrics:
Day traders in a traffic jam
 
misc
Harry Belafonte's, "Banana Boat Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hyper deadly black piranha
Original Lyrics:
Hide the deadly black tarantula

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