Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 26, 2005
 
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Traditional's, "America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrim's bride.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
 
1950s
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the caberas out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coup"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little douche scoop.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe.
Diana Ross & The Supremes', "Come See About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes down.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Hey, Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' way down south
Way down Wacabee Street.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free.
The Beatles', "All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a hollyday.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world
And I notice t**s turning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world
And I notice it's turning.
The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Steve Begene
Oh, what can it mean?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
River city's breakin' and everybody's shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can try to understand
The New York Times and make romance.
Original Lyrics:
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy you're a mother
Oh, Wendy you're a mother
You're stayin' alive.
Original Lyrics:
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive.
David Bowie's, "Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mother-f***er coming for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa comin' for you.
David Bowie's, "Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap electric irons on eBay.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Halloween town!
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' up the trees at every home.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
John Denver's, "Sunshine On My Shoulders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on my shoulders gives me sunburn
Sunshine in my eyes can make me blind.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.
ZZ Top's, "Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two snake boogie
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dog Eat Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong
Original Lyrics:
Dog eat dog.
Billy Idol's, "Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
Original Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
Depeche Mode's, "Enjoy the Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed
Is here in my a***.
Original Lyrics:
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed
Is here in my arms.
INXS's, "Suicide Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to make a superstar of love.
or
You want to make a superstar of rock.
Original Lyrics:
You want to make her suicide blonde.
Japan's, "Cantonese Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kens, the tea boy
Original Lyrics:
Cantonese boy
KC And The Sunshine Band's, "Baby, Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby in the hut
Original Lyrics:
Baby, give it up!
KISS's, "Crazy Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't hear the crap that they all say.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't hear the rap that they all say.
Kate Ceberano's, "Bedroom Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Petrol eyes
or
Spectral eyes
Original Lyrics:
Bedroom eyes
Michael Jackson's, "Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just really smell like pee.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
Nena's, "99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
College troops out in the highway
Original Lyrics:
Call the troops out in a hurry.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you, Polly
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
The Go-Gos', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you just can't paper plate
Olives are sealed.
Original Lyrics:
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed.
 
1990s
Aaliyah's, "Are You That Somebody?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I'm dirty-dirty.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I'm goody-goody.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you walk in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Blink 182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice inside my yed
Original Lyrics:
The voice inside my head
Chumbawumba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get no towels, but I get elephants
You're never gonna give me towels.
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down.
Cornershop's, "Brim Full Of Asha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green poodle basher on the 45.
Original Lyrics:
Brim full of Asha on the 45.
Eiffel 65's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, aboodeed aboodie.
or
I'm blue, if I were pink I would die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da, ba, dee, da ba di.
Elliott Smith's, "Pretty Mary K"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the soldiers at the fort waved you away.
Original Lyrics:
But a soldier's uniform waved you away.
Elliott Smith's, "Pretty Mary K"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walked 'round the block to Doctor St. James.
Original Lyrics:
Walked down the dock and talked to St. James.
Elliott Smith's, "Speed Trials"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's a sure short, and as hard as your d***.
Original Lyrics:
But it's as sure as fate and as hard as your luck.
Elliott Smith's, "Stupidity Tries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another drunk unkeys the door.
or
I'm not a drunk, unkey my door.
Original Lyrics:
Another drunk conquistador
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be a American Indian.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be an American Idiot.
Metallica's, "Die Die My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try tomatoes, baby!
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me now, baby.
Mya's, "Case Of The Ex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be asleep 'cause that s*** did not last.
Original Lyrics:
Obviously 'cause that s*** did not last.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like The Alamo.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amidala!
Original Lyrics:
A denial
Sarah McLachlan's, "Possession"
Misheard Lyrics:
The celestial wind blows
From across the Great Divide.
Original Lyrics:
Listen as the wind blows
From across the Great Divide.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet With Butterfly Wings "
Misheard Lyrics:
The spider melay is a dance that you do in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grandma should put on a little make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
System Of A Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit
In my dad's living room
No lights, no music
You f***er!
Killed everyone.
Original Lyrics:
I sit
In my desolate room
No lights, no music
Just anger!
I've killed everyone.
System Of A Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people, some people
Some people, come in and sing!
Yeah, they come in and sing! (Sugar!)
Original Lyrics:
Some people, some people
Some people, call it insane!
Yeah, they call it insane! (Sugar!)
System Of A Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
The computer mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Oooh! Can't believe you
Oooh! Can't believe you let your mother play.
Original Lyrics:
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you let your mother pray?
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's steal away.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
On two bicycles on a hillside desolate.
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate.
kd lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless gravy.
Original Lyrics:
Constant craving
 
2000s
Ashlee Simpson's, "Eyes Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coo into my face
Coo into my face
Do you know how it feels to be afraid?
Lying there frozen with my eyes wide open.
Original Lyrics:
Cool wind on my face
Cool wind on my face
Do you know how it feels to be afraid? Lying there frozen with my eyes wide open.
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when we lost the keys
And you lost mom's necklace in my backseat.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when we lost the keys
And you lost more than that in my backseat.
Disturbed's, "Deify"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my devotion to change.
Original Lyrics:
All my devotion betrayed.
Drowning Pool's, "Bodies "
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bunnies hit the rope.
Original Lyrics:
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Good Charlotte's, "Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chancing shallow trees
Original Lyrics:
Chasing shallow dreams
L'arc~en~ciel's, "Kuchizuke"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hear it, your desire show me how.
Original Lyrics:
And I fell it, your desire show me now.
Linkin Park's, "Breaking The Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lightly lock the door.
Original Lyrics:
i tightly lock the door.
Linkin Park's, "Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
This orange, it will not peel.
Original Lyrics:
These wounds they will not heal.
Linkin Park's, "Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
This orange, it will not peel.
Original Lyrics:
These wounds they will not heal.
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for your c**, baby night and day.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for your call, baby night and day.
Matchbook Romance's, "The Greatest Fall (Of All Time)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your a**
With each day you're gone.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you as
With each day you're gone.
Nelly's, "Air Force 1's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme trooper, I need trooper.
Original Lyrics:
Give me 2 pair, I need 2 pair.
Offspring's, "One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the time just seems to glow
When we'r hanging with the bro's
When we'r cheering and when no one keeps the score.
Original Lyrics:
Now excitement seems to grow
When we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's.
Relient K's, "Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'all struggle with forward motion.
Original Lyrics:
We all struggle with forward motion.
System Of A Down's, "B.Y.O.B."
Misheard Lyrics:
Still, you feed us rice from the table cloth.
Original Lyrics:
Still, you feed us lies from the table cloth.
The Veronicas', "4ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna spend the night with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna spend my life with you.
 
Christmas
Traditional's, "The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The First know well
The angel did say.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say.
 
country
Kenny Chesney's, "I Lost It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
Toby Keith's, "A Little Less Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.

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