Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 25, 2005
 
1960s
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I p*** in your eye.
or
Excuse me while I zip my fly.
or
Excuse me while I shave my thighs. or
Screw me, that dog can fly!
or
Excuse me, pigs can fly!
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the lion in the coconut
He drank the bold cup.
Original Lyrics:
He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jan Boo food haf keen tem kicking someone in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
Original Lyrics:
Oompa oomapa, stick it up your joompa.
 
1970s
Credence Clearwater Revival's, "Down On The Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down on the cowoner
Out in the steet
Wiee anda Poe boys are payin'
Be da nicko tapor feet.
Original Lyrics:
Down on the corner
Out in the street
Willy and the Poorboys are playin'
Bring a nickel; tap your feet.
David Bowie's, "Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tr-tr-tr-traces
Remain the same.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch changes
Turn and face the strain.
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up the morning, saving for breast, er
So every mouth can beef head
Oooooeerrrr, me ears is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me, the Israelite.
Dr. Hook's, "When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful Wilma
Original Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know that they're locking hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know that he's the king horse.
Foreigner's, "Double Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel my eyes with that double vision.
Original Lyrics:
Fill my eyes with that double vision.
Melanie's, "God's Only Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm God's only daughter
And the one nutty goes, it's harvest time.
Original Lyrics:
I'm God's only daughter
And the one Daddy grows His garden on.
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Arliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ole Jed and Linus
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
Tony Orlando And Dawn's, "Candida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candida, wake up naked together.
Original Lyrics:
Candida, we can make it together.
Van McCoy's, "Do The Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julius
Original Lyrics:
Do the Hustle.
Village People's, "Y.M.C.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
You can make out with all the boys.
Original Lyrics:
You can hang out with all the boys.
 
1980s
Anne Murray's, "A Little Good News"
Misheard Lyrics:
No buddy holds deed
Nobody turned a single building down.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody O.D.ed
Nobody burned a single building down.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm your v*****, your desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm the fire at your desire.
Depeche Mode's, "Enjoy The Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasures dreaming
Soldiers burping
Original Lyrics:
Pleasures remain
So does the pain.
Dillinger's, "Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A knife, a f***, a bottle and a Coke
Original Lyrics:
A knife, a fork, a bottle and a Coke
Hue And Cry's, "Labour Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The romance goes when the plumber says, 'Wait!'
Original Lyrics:
The romance goes when the promises break.
Hue And Cry's, "Violently"
Misheard Lyrics:
Violate me.
Original Lyrics:
Violently
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop ('Til You Get Enough)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep up with the porn stars
Don't stop 'til you get it up.
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so funky, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Jeux sans frontieres
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so popular.
Original Lyrics:
Jeux sans frontieres
Stevie Ray Vaughn's, "Tin Pan Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ireland's the roughest place I've ever been.
Original Lyrics:
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been.
The Buggles', "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you won your walrus back in '52.
Original Lyrics:
I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two.
The Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharia don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
The Sharif don't like it.
The Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your hair, keep your hair.
Original Lyrics:
Hold your head up, keep your head up.
The Misfits', "Demonomania"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother was a horse.
Original Lyrics:
My mother was a whore.
The Ramones', "You Sound Like You're Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smell like your sister.
Original Lyrics:
You sound like you're sick, too.
The Smiths', "Rusholme Ruffians"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might walk home alone
But my faith in leather's still devout.
Original Lyrics:
I might walk home alone
But my faith in love is still devout.
 
1990s
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to know now, whoopie d***.
Original Lyrics:
I need to know now, oh because.
Celine Dion's, "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was more than all your lousy laaauooooaaave.
Original Lyrics:
It was more than any laws allow.
Disney's 'Pocahontas''s, "If I Never Knew You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought or love would be so beautiful
Until the doctor came at nine.
Original Lyrics:
I thought our love would be so beautiful
We'd turn the darkness into light.
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
I repent a whore
Who said my life's a board.
Original Lyrics:
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore.
Nirvana's, "On A Plain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The finest day that i've had
Is when I learned to cry on a man.
Original Lyrics:
The finest day that I've had
Is when I learned to cry on command.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
Can't believe
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some milk
Please myself
Let me take a ride
Ride on you
Want to know
Heaven true.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
Have a seed
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
I want some help
To please myself
I got some rope
You have been told
Promise you
Have been true.
No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liar, liar, liar liar, liar, liar
Don't, don't
Crush, crush, darling
Crush, crush darling
Don't crush me 'cause it's hurts.
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhhh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Don't, don't
Hush, hush darling
Hush, hush darling
Hush, hush
Don't tell 'cause it hurts.
Portishead's, "Glory Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I've been a tangerine too long.
Original Lyrics:
For I've been a temptress too long.
REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connie Chung Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds who shed, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Rusted Root's, "Send Me On My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like to hold my little eye.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I would like to hold my little hand.
Seal's, "Fly Like An Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly like an eko
Original Lyrics:
Fly like an eagle
The Rolling Stones', "Saint Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever make a sailor mad.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never make a saint of me.
 
2000s
Ashlee Simpson's, "Eyes Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooin' on my face
Original Lyrics:
Cold wind on my face
Avril Lavigne's, "Losing My Grip"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grinning with the washed hair
Original Lyrics:
Grinning with a lost stare
Avril Lavigne's, "Mobile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a robot.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a mobile.
Avril Lavigne's, "Things I'll Never Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you go down, I wanna be.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you go on one knee.
Black Eyed Peas', "Let's Get It Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get a spider in here.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it started in here.
Black Eyed Peas', "Let's Get It Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get pregnant
Original Lyrics:
Let's get ig'nant.
Brand New's, "Jude Law And A Summer Abroad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell all the English boys you meet
That you're marrying your boy back in the States.
Original Lyrics:
Tell all the English boys you meet
About the American boy back in the States.
Clay Aiken's, "Solitaire"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a man
Who lost his love
Through his vas deferens.
Original Lyrics:
Tthere was a man
Who lost his love
Through his indifference.
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't poop my pants up, and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Eric Prydz's, "Call On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm saving for a new settee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the same boy I used to be.
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going down, down in a burial ground.
Original Lyrics:
We're going down, down in an earlier round.
Foo Fighters', "All My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nothing but a hypnotist.
Original Lyrics:
I love it but I hate the taste.
Franz Tornado And The Mad Cow Girls', "Bandolero Comanchero"
Misheard Lyrics:
People die in New York.
Original Lyrics:
Live or die in New York.
Garbage's, "Boys Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sex, sex, sex of saying nothing
Sex, sex, sex, sex of doing nothing
I'm sex, sex, sex of saying nothing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick, sick, sick of saying nothing
Sick, sick, sick, sick of doing nothing
I'm sick, sick, sick of saying nothing.
Kelly Clarkson's, "Where Is Your Heart?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really peel you.
Original Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really feel you.
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Non dos sas, soaty soaty.
or
I'm no bi, solely, solely.
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by so slowly.
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Stumble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to stumble in your window.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about the subtle innuendo.
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like A Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where my phone is.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where my home is.
Nelly Furtado's, "Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is this big god.
Original Lyrics:
Party's just begun.
Outkast's, "Miss Jackson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like your fries, I'll truly die.
Original Lyrics:
I apologize a trillion times.
Papa Roach's, "Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never realized I was meant to think.
Original Lyrics:
I never realized I was spread too thin.
Rihanna's, "Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it to the music of the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
Rob Thomas', "Lonely No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me or I can do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me like you do your girlfriends.
System Of A Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Kakoocha mushroom people
Kitting around the day
Hooo, can I eat you?
Hoo, can I eat you?
Let your mother pray
Kick a**!
Original Lyrics:
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray
Sugar!
The Veronicas', "4ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me tonight
We could make the knife last 4ever.
Original Lyrics:
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever.
Theme Song's, "Once Upon A Child Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
Weezer's, "Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (We'll be living)
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
t.A.T.u.'s, "All The Things She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men were here.
Original Lyrics:
Being with you
 
country
Martina McBride's, "Independence Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the righteous sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Sammy Kershaw's, "Third Rate Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Roaring rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Tim McGraw's, "I Like It, I Love It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.

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