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1960s |
Excuse me while I p*** in your eye. or Excuse me while I zip my fly. or Excuse me while I shave my thighs. or Screw me, that dog can fly! or Excuse me, pigs can fly!
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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He put the lion in the coconut He drank the bold cup.
He put the lime in the coconut He drank them both up.
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Jan Boo food haf keen tem kicking someone in the snow.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
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Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
Oompa oomapa, stick it up your joompa.
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1970s |
Down on the cowoner Out in the steet Wiee anda Poe boys are payin' Be da nicko tapor feet.
Down on the corner Out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet.
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Tr-tr-tr-traces Remain the same.
Ch-ch-ch changes Turn and face the strain.
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Get up the morning, saving for breast, er So every mouth can beef head Oooooeerrrr, me ears is a lie.
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir So that every mouth can be fed Poor me, the Israelite.
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Dr. Hook's, "When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman"
When you're in love with a beautiful Wilma
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
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Now I know that they're locking hearts.
Now I know that he's the king horse.
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Feel my eyes with that double vision.
Fill my eyes with that double vision.
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I'm God's only daughter And the one nutty goes, it's harvest time.
I'm God's only daughter And the one Daddy grows His garden on.
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Big 'ole Jed and Linus
Big ole jet airliner
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Candida, wake up naked together.
Candida, we can make it together.
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You can make out with all the boys.
You can hang out with all the boys.
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1980s |
No buddy holds deed Nobody turned a single building down.
Nobody O.D.ed Nobody burned a single building down.
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I'm your p**** I'm your v*****, your desire.
I'm your Venus, I'm the fire at your desire.
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Pleasures dreaming Soldiers burping
Pleasures remain So does the pain.
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Dillinger's, "Cocaine"
A knife, a f***, a bottle and a Coke
A knife, a fork, a bottle and a Coke
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The romance goes when the plumber says, 'Wait!'
The romance goes when the promises break.
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Keep up with the porn stars Don't stop 'til you get it up.
Keep up with the force, don't stop Don't stop 'til you get enough.
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She's so funky, yeah.
Jeux sans frontieres
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She's so popular.
Jeux sans frontieres
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Ireland's the roughest place I've ever been.
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been.
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I heard you won your walrus back in '52.
I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two.
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Sharia don't like it.
The Sharif don't like it.
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The Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)"
Hold your hair, keep your hair.
Hold your head up, keep your head up.
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My mother was a horse.
My mother was a whore.
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You smell like your sister.
You sound like you're sick, too.
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I might walk home alone But my faith in leather's still devout.
I might walk home alone But my faith in love is still devout.
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1990s |
I need to know now, whoopie d***.
I need to know now, oh because.
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It was more than all your lousy laaauooooaaave.
It was more than any laws allow.
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Disney's 'Pocahontas''s, "If I Never Knew You"
I thought or love would be so beautiful Until the doctor came at nine.
I thought our love would be so beautiful We'd turn the darkness into light.
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I repent a whore Who said my life's a board.
I went to a whore He said my life's a bore.
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The finest day that i've had Is when I learned to cry on a man.
The finest day that I've had Is when I learned to cry on command.
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Is it me? Can't believe Let me clip Dirty wings Let me take a ride Cut yourself Want some milk Please myself Let me take a ride Ride on you Want to know Heaven true.
Isn't me Have a seed Let me clip Dirty wings Let me take a ride Cut yourself I want some help To please myself I got some rope You have been told Promise you Have been true.
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Liar, liar, liar liar, liar, liar Don't, don't Crush, crush, darling Crush, crush darling Don't crush me 'cause it's hurts.
Ohhhhhh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Don't, don't Hush, hush darling Hush, hush darling Hush, hush Don't tell 'cause it hurts.
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For I've been a tangerine too long.
For I've been a temptress too long.
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REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Connie Chung Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
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With the birds who shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
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I would like to hold my little eye.
Well, I would like to hold my little hand.
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Seal's, "Fly Like An Eagle"
Fly like an eko
Fly like an eagle
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The Rolling Stones', "Saint Of Me"
Don't ever make a sailor mad.
You'll never make a saint of me.
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2000s |
Pooin' on my face
Cold wind on my face
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Grinning with the washed hair
Grinning with a lost stare
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I'm a robot.
I'm a mobile.
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I wanna see you go down, I wanna be.
I wanna see you go on one knee.
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Let's get a spider in here.
Let's get it started in here.
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Let's get pregnant
Let's get ig'nant.
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Tell all the English boys you meet That you're marrying your boy back in the States.
Tell all the English boys you meet About the American boy back in the States.
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There was a man Who lost his love Through his vas deferens.
Tthere was a man Who lost his love Through his indifference.
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And I won't poop my pants up, and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
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I'm saving for a new settee.
I'm the same boy I used to be.
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We're going down, down in a burial ground.
We're going down, down in an earlier round.
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Foo Fighters', "All My Life"
I'm nothing but a hypnotist.
I love it but I hate the taste.
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Franz Tornado And The Mad Cow Girls', "Bandolero Comanchero"
People die in New York.
Live or die in New York.
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I'm sex, sex, sex of saying nothing Sex, sex, sex, sex of doing nothing I'm sex, sex, sex of saying nothing.
I'm sick, sick, sick of saying nothing Sick, sick, sick, sick of doing nothing I'm sick, sick, sick of saying nothing.
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Where is your heart? 'Cause I can't really peel you.
Where is your heart? 'Cause I can't really feel you.
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Non dos sas, soaty soaty. or I'm no bi, solely, solely.
Time goes by so slowly.
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I'm not about to stumble in your window.
I'm not about the subtle innuendo.
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I don't know where my phone is.
I don't know where my home is.
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God is this big god.
Party's just begun.
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I don't like your fries, I'll truly die.
I apologize a trillion times.
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I never realized I was meant to think.
I never realized I was spread too thin.
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Shake it to the music of the sun.
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
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Rob Thomas', "Lonely No More"
Open up to me or I can do your girlfriends.
Open up to me like you do your girlfriends.
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The Kakoocha mushroom people Kitting around the day Hooo, can I eat you? Hoo, can I eat you? Let your mother pray Kick a**!
The Kombucha mushroom people Sitting around all day Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray Sugar!
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The Veronicas', "4ever"
Come with me tonight We could make the knife last 4ever.
Come with me tonight We could make the night last 4ever.
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Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Kids stuff with previous experience
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Beverly Hills That's where I want to be (We'll be living)
Beverly Hills That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
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Men were here.
Being with you
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Let freedom ring Let the righteous sing.
Let freedom ring Let the white dove sing.
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Third grade romance Roaring rendezvous.
Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous.
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Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
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