Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 24, 2005
 
1960s
Bob Dylan's, "Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind
The ants are a'blowin in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Donovan's, "Mellow Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Electrico-banana is going to be a submarine.
Original Lyrics:
Electrical banana is going to be a sudden craze.
Eric Clapton's, "She's Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's crazy.
Original Lyrics:
She's waiting.
Leonard Cohen's, "Story Of Issac"
Misheard Lyrics:
His a*** was made of gold.
Original Lyrics:
His axe was made of gold.
 
1970s
Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose's, "Treat Her Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
But most of all, you've got-ta beat her (beat her).
Original Lyrics:
But most of all, you´ve got-ta please her (please her).
Eric Burden & War's, "Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is mine, click that url.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
Gordon Lightfoot 's, "Sundown"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a hard leather woman, got me feelin' mean.
or
She's a hot-leather woman, got me feelin' mean.
Original Lyrics:
She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean.
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mal Co.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna suck some t**** na (now).
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Run like a fly.
Original Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Sing to the morning light.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Ripped up like a douche by the rover of a knight.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a moose, got a moose!
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche, Scaramouche!
R Dean Taylor's, "Indiana Wants Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the animals want me
Lord, I can't go back there.
Original Lyrics:
Indiana wants me
Lord, I can't go back there.
R Dean Taylor's, "Indiana Wants Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Indiana wants me
Throw a candle back there.
Original Lyrics:
Indiana wants me
Lord, I can't go back there.
The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't b*** my brother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
 
1980s
Anthrax's, "Antisocial"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Andy
You're Andy Soso.
Original Lyrics:
You're anti-
You're antisocial.
Australian Crawl's, "Beautful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have big b***s?
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful people
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sahn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sapple's band 'round Khe Sahn.
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sappers 'round Khe Sahn.
Dead Or Alive's, "You Spin Me Right Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know exactly
You look like you're lots of fun
or
All I know exactly
You look like you're having fun.
Original Lyrics:
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun.
Duran Duran's, "The Reflex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I slap that b**** when I find her.
Original Lyrics:
I'll cross that bridge when I find it.
Magazine's, "Because You're Frightened"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liquid fist into my body
Original Lyrics:
Look what fear's done to my body.
Pat Benatar's, "One Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This heart will tremble.
Original Lyrics:
This hard road traveled on.
Peabo Bryson's, "If Ever You're In My Arms Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Debbie, you're in my arms again.
Original Lyrics:
If ever you're in my arms again
Prince's, "Let's Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I slipped on a purple banana
'Til they put us in the trust.
Original Lyrics:
Let's look for the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck.
Sade's, "The Sweetest Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me the sweet-a** taboo.
Original Lyrics:
You give me the sweetest taboo.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Monochrome Set's, "I'll Scry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be richer if Thatcher wasn't paid.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the AIDS down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take a knife to cut me away from you.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you.
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any uncharted terry, Tori
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Cibo Matto's, "Spoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong in a spoon together.
Original Lyrics:
We belong as two together.
Everlast's, "What It's Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stole Daddy's dimes
At least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart.
Original Lyrics:
I stroked the fattest dimes
At least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart.
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I just paranoid, am I just jhon?
Original Lyrics:
Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Green Day's, "F.O.D."
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck down in a rut
It tastes like chicken spots.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck down in a rut
Of dislogic and smut.
Green Day's, "F.O.D."
Misheard Lyrics:
This time, I will blast my a**.
Original Lyrics:
This time, I'll blast them out of my a**.
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattoos of memories and Dad's been on trial.
Original Lyrics:
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
Hoodoo Gurus', "Miss Free Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They laid their nasties down.
Original Lyrics:
They layed their nightsticks down.
Marvin Gaye's, "Sexual Healing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait for you to ovulate.
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait for you to operate.
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult's, "The Devil Does Drugs"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is a real cool world.
Original Lyrics:
My life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Prince's, "Get Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remind me of something James used to say
'I like 'em fat, I like 'em round.'
Original Lyrics:
Remind me of something James used to say
'I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud.'
Quad City DJ's', "C'mon 'n' Ride It"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon ride the train, erotic, woo woo.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo.
Tori Amos', "Cornflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese curls?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Tori Amos', "God"
Misheard Lyrics:
God sometimes you're a stone cold fool.
Original Lyrics:
God sometimes you just don't come through.
 
2000s
A Perfect Circle's, "The Outsider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile.
Original Lyrics:
Lying to my face again
Suicidal imbecile.
Avenged Sevenfold's, "Strength Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave my legs
For those who've died.
Original Lyrics:
Ice in my vains
For those who've died.
Avril Lavigne's, "Fall To Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to fall to pieces.
Avril Lavigne's, "Losing Grip"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinnin' with the lobster.
Original Lyrics:
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinnin' with a lost stare.
Black Label Society's, "Doomsday Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You beg me to bring thee to H***.
Original Lyrics:
Doomsday Jesus, we need you now.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some catapulted fire chief
Original Lyrics:
Some catapult, it fired you.
Cradle Of Filth's, "Nemesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black is my heart, black is my heart
I am now possessed.
Original Lyrics:
Black is my heart, black is my heart
I am Nemesis.
Elliott Smith's, "Memory Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The major's name is Phil
His voice patrols the Bill.
Original Lyrics:
The mayor's name is fear
His voice patrols the pier.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need two quarters and a hot bath.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
These warts are all, I have to arrive then.
Original Lyrics:
These words are all I have, so I'll write them.
Fefe Dobson's, "Stupid Little Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a stupid little waffle.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a stupid little love song.
Gackt's, "N.p's No G N's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little p****
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
Gorillaz's, "Feel Good Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, get it get you f***** cheddar head
Watch the watch the way iactate.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, get it, get you cheddar header
Watch the way I navigate.
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's enough to rock you.
Original Lyrics:
And that's enough to argue.
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all blame it on my f***** America.
Original Lyrics:
The subliminal mind f***** America
Green Day's, "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I wish someone up there will fight me.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me.
Janet Jackson's, "Love Me For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hungry for a little boy
Original Lyrics:
Love me for a little while.
Lacuna Coil's, "Humane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to believe in hairy face.
Original Lyrics:
Try to believe in every faith.
Maria Mena's, "You're The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your my only boo who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams.
Original Lyrics:
And your the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken's the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
O.K. Go's, "What To Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
What to do, sweetheart you're fine
Could have been a genius if you had an extra groin.
Original Lyrics:
What to do, sweetheart you're fine
Could have been a genius if you had an axe to grind.
Peaches', "F*** The Pain Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the paint away.
Original Lyrics:
F*** the pain away.
Public Domain's, "Operation Blade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pray for your flesh, London.
Original Lyrics:
Bass in the place London
Switchfoot's, "Golden"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look good, look good in red
You look good, don't bingo
Don't bingo tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You are golden, you are golden child
You are golden, don't let go
Don't let go tonight.
The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea
Turning like we're in D.C.
Telling us your alibi.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
The Rasmus', "Last Waltz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me blind, cover my eyes
You like Duwaa Yvonne
I'm paralyzed with a perfect mood when
We are dancing the blind waltz on.
Original Lyrics:
Make me blind, cover my eyes
You can do what you want
I'm paralyzed with a perfect mood when
We are dancing with blindfolds on.
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Dan Henning is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
And that Heaven is overrated.
 
country
Craig Morgan's, "Almost Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
Original Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
Garth Brooks', "Good Ride, Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That cold Ben Hagen smile
Original Lyrics:
That Copenhagen smile
Josh Gracin's, "Stay With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kat thith we maybe.
Original Lyrics:
Stay with me, baby.
Keith Urban's, "Think Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
Kenny Chesney's, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem"
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.

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