Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 28, 2004
 
1960s
Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack A Roo Daily
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
Righteous Brothers', "Unchained Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, spend your love to me.
Original Lyrics:
God speed, your love to me.
The Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
The Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
The Marvellettes', "Playboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out how you play, boy
He's bringing me pasta.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out for the playboy
He's bringing you false joy.
The Righteous Brothers', "Unchained Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, lonely time
Original Lyrics:
A long, lonely time
Zager & Evans', "In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's taken everything his shoulder can give
And he ain't but black nothin'.
Original Lyrics:
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin'.
 
1970s
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray, a drop of golden scum
Me, a name I call myself
Fart, a long long way to run.
Original Lyrics:
Rey, a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Fa', a long long way to run.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, no, there'll be peace on earth.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, no, baby please don't go.
Elton John's, "Madman Across The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
Elton John's, "Madman Across the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
There's a boy on the reef with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back.
Guess Who's, "No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah baby, don't you wish to be? Maybe.
Original Lyrics:
Woah baby, don't do this to me baby.
Queen's, "Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sally, Sally
Original Lyrics:
Save me, save me.
Rush's, "2112: Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the feet of the devil, how silly!
Original Lyrics:
We are the priests at the temple of Syrinx.
The Eagles', "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, oh renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, open the gate.
Trooper's, "Raise A Little Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raise a little cow.
Original Lyrics:
Raise a little hell.
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done with sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap.
Don Henley's, "Boys Of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you
Your bronze kept shining in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I can see you
Your brown skin shinning in the sun.
Duran Duran's, "American Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
An illegible maniac
Original Lyrics:
A little megolomania
Icicle Works', "Whisper To A Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are, we are, we are retard children.
Original Lyrics:
We are, we are, we are but your children
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's doin time in the backseat with Jackie's mom.
or
Diane's doin Tom in the backseat with Jackie's mom.
Original Lyrics:
Diane's debutante--backseat of Jackie's car.
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wedding is over.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting is over.
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the sun we'll play.
Original Lyrics:
And when the samba played
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate covered island beams
Original Lyrics:
Tropical the island breeze
Marc Cohn's, "Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off a beedo.
Original Lyrics:
I was walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, Dad, rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bolt on spirit is frozen to the core.
Original Lyrics:
My broken spirit is frozen to the core.
Phil Collins', "Against All Odds"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the cheese.
or
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
With even Cheryl Tiegs.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears.
Prince And The Revolution's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel me comin'.
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teradactyl
Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, hey!
Yes', "Owner Of A Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch it now
People in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky.
 
1990s
Alanis Morrisette's, "All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis Costello
Original Lyrics:
I'm like Estella.
Amy Grant's, "Good For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like to drive like Mario the drag queen.
Original Lyrics:
You like to drive like Mario Andretti.
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can twist my hair, or dress me by a mare
or
You can touch my hair, and dress me anywhere
or
You can press my hair, undress in pantywear.
Original Lyrics:
You can touch my hair, undress me anywhere.
Bjork's, "Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little gets so.
Original Lyrics:
The riddle gets solved.
Bjork's, "Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
He makes me want to hug myself.
Original Lyrics:
He makes me want to hand myself over.
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Everything's gonna be fine.
Original Lyrics:
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gornment department's only got one arm.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
Blur's, "Song 2 "
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any jam?
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you.
Crystal Method's, "Get Busy Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get busy time.
Original Lyrics:
Get busy child.
Fuel's, "Hemorrhage (In My Hands)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So far away, lead me to myself.
Original Lyrics:
Don't fall away and leave me to myself.
Hole's, "Gutless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guts, lose your guts.
Original Lyrics:
Gutless, your gutless.
Hole's, "Gutless"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll eat us who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Original Lyrics:
Elitists who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Hole's, "I Think That I Would Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost all her inner sense.
Original Lyrics:
She lost all her innocence.
Less Than Jake's, "Motown Never Sounded So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you say, all your wants flights to Robin.
Original Lyrics:
So you say, all your white flags are up.
Metallica's, "Holier Than Thou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poison arrow
Original Lyrics:
Holier than thou
Montell Jordan's, "This Is How We Do It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach for my gordy.
Original Lyrics:
The party's underway.
Nickelback's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I feel it
We're out of bean dip
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
Original Lyrics:
Now I feel it
Feel like I've been there
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
Nirvana's, "Lounge Act"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocky Mountain, Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep fighting jealousy.
R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamaica
or
Calling each other a Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Rancid's, "Disorder and Disarry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driver's Ed. in an oven mitt.
Original Lyrics:
Try to say: 'Enough of me'.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Fortune Faded"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're sayin', 'Tess, you gotta kill the queen and then you've made it.'
Original Lyrics:
They say in chess you gotta kill the queen and then you've made it.
Richard Marx's, "Hazard"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life became a hazard when I was just seven.
Original Lyrics:
My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven.
Sinead O'Conner's, "Mandinka"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dancing inside myself.
Original Lyrics:
The Dance of the seven veils.
T'pau's, "China In Your Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in a barrel of sand
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Life in a barren land
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
The Offspring's, "Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The longest phone call
Original Lyrics:
The world is so cold.
World Party's, "Is It Like Today?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy is a girl.
Original Lyrics:
Many years ago
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you faded.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you faking.
Beyonce f. Sean Paul's, "Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steppin out atta and s***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stepping out hotta this year.
Blink-182's, "Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
It sucks my d***, it's so real.
Original Lyrics:
It's times like this it's obvious.
Britney Spears', "Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these deeds come at night?
Original Lyrics:
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in the Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle.
Christina Agulaira's, "Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics:
So thanks for making me wider.
Original Lyrics:
So thanks for making me a fighter.
Disturbed's, "Voices"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you breeding now?
Do the wiccans see you?
You're still breeding, you're raping me, gnome.
Original Lyrics:
Are you breathing now?
Do the wicked see you?
You're still breathing, you're making me known.
Eiffel 65's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy
or
I do, I believe I'm a guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da boo dee, da boo die.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
Original Lyrics:
My mom is on your lips.
Evanescence's, "My Immortal"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bright eyes, wipe away all of your tears.
Original Lyrics:
If you cry, I'll wipe away all of your tears.
Iggy Pop feat. Sum 41's, "Little Know-It-All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little know-it-all
Tampax in my hand.
or
Little know-it-all
Temp rocks in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Little know-it-all
Ten bucks in my hand.
Justin Timberlake's, "Like I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make Beaver fly the night away.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll fly the night away.
Linkin Park's, "Somewhere I Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stuck, holla when alone.
Original Lyrics:
Just stuck, hollow and alone.
OMC's, "How Bizarre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parmesan, Parmesan!
Original Lyrics:
How bizarre, How bizarre
Papa Roach's, "Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I took my life tonight
Chances are dynamite.
Original Lyrics:
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might.
tATu's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shut your mouth
How dare you say
I go about things the wrong way?
Original Lyrics:
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?

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