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Traditional's, "This Old Man"
And a knick-knack, paddy wack
Beg a dog a bone
This old man came falling home.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
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1960s |
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
And two will fight.
or
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That you invite.
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That two-wheel bike.
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The night of a thousand knives.
The night has a thousand eyes.
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What do you get when you kiss a boy?
You get another chance to catch pneumonia.
What do you get when you kiss a fool?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
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One-day cricket on the moon.
One way ticket to the blues.
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It's a family of bears.
It's a family affair.
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There's a moon out tonight
Let's go bowling.
There's a moon out tonight
Let's go strolling.
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The Grassroots', "Midnight Confessions"
Mid-morning at the station
Where I tell all the world that I love you.
In my midnight confession
When I tell all the world that I love you.
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1970s |
Rock and Roll Honey zoo
Rock and Roll Honeymoon
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Getting that b**** in another girl's bed.
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed.
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She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Uou know I read it in a magazine.
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Genesis', "Follow You, Follow Me"
All the days and nights there'll be no repeat.
All the days and nights that we know will be.
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Tavares', "Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel"
Dorcas, with tenderness
I want all I can get of your sexiness.
Your kiss, filled with tenderness
I want all I can get of your sexiness.
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1980s |
Dokken's, "Burning Like A Flame"
You used to say that I'm not sensual.
You used to say that I'm not sincere.
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Walk a tightrope, weigh a pie.
Walk a tightrope, way up high.
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Genesis', "No Reply At All"
I know my God with all the excess seal.
I'm on my guard with all the exits sealed.
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Guns 'n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Don't run away.
So far away.
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And wrap yourself with bromine.
And wrap yourself around me.
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The way she moves her nipples cannot be denied.
The way she moves her lips cannot be denied.
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Let the goodbyes get a lot stronger.
Let the good vibes get a lot stronger.
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Keep on til the force, stop rockin'
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
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Keep up with the porn stars
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Keep up with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
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Annie in Milwaukee
Annie, are you okay?
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One-day cricket on the moon
One way ticket to the blues
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I'm going off the rails of the gravy train.
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train.
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The western town of Denninwald
The East End boys and West End Girls.
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
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Wesson girls
West End girls
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Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
He's a cool rockin' daddy.
He's a smooth operator.
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Oh, pity on me, baby.
Coffee, tea or me, baby.
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David and Goliath
Shariff don't like it.
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We move like caged in tigers.
We move like cagey tigers.
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Red beans and rice
Red skies at night
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The Go-Gos', "You Thought"
You f***
You thought
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The Pointer Sisters', "He's So Shy"
Disco shy
He's so shy.
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1990s |
Are you worshipping Allah
The all-encompassing King?
Are you funny?
A la self-deprecating?
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Like any hard-bodied woman
I won't simply won't tell an object to creep
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slide
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stork squirm
Must be somewhat heart-turning
To watch a bunny shiver
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
I don't think you talk dirty
But I need a moment
To think over this date.
Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
But I need a moment to deliberate.
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Don't give me your towel.
Don't give me your doubt.
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Bloodhound Gang's, "Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
A three way
The great white dope
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Bloodhound Gang's, "Mope"
Mustard for a douche
Must have blown a fuse
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Bloodhound Gang's, "The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Dear J.C. Lane
Dear Chasey Lain
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Too many walls have been nailed in between us
Too many dreams have been shattered around us
If I seem to give up I'll still never win
Deep in my heart I know the places within.
Too many walls have been built in between us
Too many dreams have been shattered around us
If I seem to give up they'll still never win
Deep in my heart I know the strength is within.
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Cabbages, cabbages
Savages, savages
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And I miss you
Like the devils masturbate.
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
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Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"
Another turnip boy, a fork stuck in the road.
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
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Then one day he was cranking off real early.
or
Then one day he was cranking up real narly.
or
Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley.
Then one day he was cracking off a marley.
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Oh, My God!
Hold my hand.
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Time it, warrior.
I've got a hand for you.
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I'm talking to the man in the river.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
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Radiohead's, "Airbag"
I'm back to say the end looks nice.
I'm back to save the universe.
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Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Super burrito
Smooth operator
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Then she tells me I'm a queer.
Then she tells me I'm a creep.
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The Outhere Brothers', "Boom Boom Boom"
Hey you, look out below
I'm gonna poop on your patio.
Juranamo, look out below
Here comes the brother with the flow.
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Train's, "Meet Virginia"
She doesn't care a thing about that hair.
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey.
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Ice, Ice, Baby
Tickle, tickle.
Ice, Ice, Baby
Too cold, too cold.
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We know that the drugs got Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, oh, and Mary Tyler Moore
We don't care what they said about his airplane
We don't care 'bout that.
Oh, we know I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that.
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2000s |
My parasee has turned to madness
And all my goodness has burned the badness.
My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness has turned to badness.
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Barenaked Ladies', "Another Postcard"
Some chimps in love caps.
Some chimps who love cats.
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Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
When I talk to my fried Jo Whiley.
When I talk to my friends so quietly.
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Baby I'm a d***head and out of control.
Baby I'm addicted and out of control.
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Evanescence's, "Going Under"
Don't want to end this time.
Don't want your hand this time.
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Good Charlotte's, "Boys and Girls"
Boys don't like fat girls if they're not funny!
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny!
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Good Charlotte's, "Motivation Proclamation "
Benji's lazy and it's crazy
Spend your lazy, endless crazy (days)
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Honk!'s, "Every Tear A Mother Cries"
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that's swept away.
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that's washed away.
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Are you cruel?
I yoo hoo.
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Len's, "Steal My Sunshine"
Be still, my Satchel.
Don't steal my sunshine.
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Average every day state psycho
or
Average every day stay psycho
Average every day sane psycho
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Metallica's, "Ain't No Mercy"
Ain't no p**** left for me.
Ain't no mercy left for me.
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I love the breakfast on your chest.
I love the freckles on your chest.
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We can mack it 'til the sun goes down.
We'll be rockin' 'til the sun goes down.
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Come in, come in, come in!
I'll take that money from ya.
Come here, come here, come here
I'll take your photo for ya'.
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We're goin' to the city now!
We gonna do this anyhow.
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You touch snakes!
You - you - you - you touch snakes!
Utah Saints! U - U - U - Utah Saints!
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Why is His love not showing
Damn there is a way.
Why is His love not showing
Them there is a way.
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country |
Never rode without you
Better off without you.
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Because it ain't right that cheese should live alone.
Because it ain't right that she should live alone.
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