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1950s |
North to Alaska
You know the Russian's will bomb!
North to Alaska
Go North, the rush is on.
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1960s |
Put a hundred thou in my account.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
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The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
So why I mention I'm home?
So why on earth should I moan?
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1970s |
You're a dog on heat
Oh, you make me feel sick.
You're a dog gone beast
Oh, you make me dizzy.
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Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hair.
Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand.
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Bee Gees', "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)"
All of us hear it together.
Our love will seal it together.
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Bee Gees', "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)"
Why did you tamper with my love?
Fanny, be tender with my love.
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Gown the headlights on the highway
Blame me darlin', she's so blinnin'
You had a biz-a-day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count her head lice on the highway.
Hold my closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
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Dead Sara
He said, 'Sara!'
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My sweet Georgia
My eyes adored you.
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And the radio played some forgotten song
Reveille's coming on strong
And the newsman sang, he sang a song
I want my radar lover gone.
And the radio played some forgotten song
Brenda Lee’s coming on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone.
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What's for dinner, mountain mama?
West Virginia, mountain mama.
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Meditate my erection
Feel your way.
Meditate my direction
Feel your way.
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Big Ol' Jed on the Lino
Big Ol' Jet Airliner
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T-Rex's, "Bang A Gong (Get It On)"
You're a mean one, I'm scared-thinkin'.
And meanwhile, I'm still thinkin'.
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1980s |
AC/DC's, "Have a Drink On Me"
So jerk it for a trick, boys.
We're gonna make a pig moist.
So join me for a drink, boys
We're gonna make a big noise.
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Too many people do not know
One inch is over the human race
They believe the slaves are enthused
And this feeling keeps them down.
Too many people do not know BR> Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down.
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Nothings to be sweetened.
Life needs to be sweetened.
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No problems now, the coast is clear
It's just the c** he thought I stole.
No problems now, the coast is clear
It's just the calm before the storm.
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You put me in a situation
Goin' through subconjugation.
Yopu put me in a situation
Goin' through soft-core mutation.
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So you heard I'm Barney Rubble
With a friend named Flintstone.
So you heard that I'm a rebel
With a heart made of stone.
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Duran Duran's, "Careless Memories"
We're the girls of San Marie.
With a careless memory
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They'll sling barbed wire at your feet
And tuna at your a**.
They'll sling barbed wire at your feet
And do not let you pass.
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Every single one of us, a deb inside.
Every single one of us, a devil inside.
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Madonna's, "Dress You Up"
Gonna dress you up in Mylar
All over your body.
Gonna dress you in my love
All over your body.
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With the four step up
With the force, don't stop.
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Don't stop the beats it's looking for
Listen in bulk and you'll hear him
Bark at the moan.
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon.
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He finds his cap gun.
He finds his heaven.
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Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living I suppose.
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
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Anyway I look at it now
The gods are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your date
Or you'll be left with nothing in an hour.
Anyway I look at it now
The doors are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your dead
Or you'll be left with nothing and no one.
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Prince's, "Do Me Baby"
Here we are in this big ol' windy room.
Here we are in this big ol' empty room.
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Q-Feel's, "Dancing In Heaven(Orbital Bebop)"
Oh baby, baby!
Orbital bebop
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Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters "
Frosting makes me feel good.
Bustin' makes me feel good.
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Diego, Chad and Alana
Big ol' jet airliner
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Bye, b****, bye, b****.
Pot latch, pot latch
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Oksana Baiul, Oksan, Baiul
I'll stand by you, I'll stand by you.
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U2's, "Angel Of Harlem"
A'hole of Harlem
Angel of Harlem
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It's black and white and faded, just look at pretty war
See the factory out of work silhouetted in the back.
It's black and white and faded and it's looking pretty worn
See the factory that I worked silhouetted in the back.
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I could take a boam.
I can't take no more.
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Take a boam
or
Took a boam
or
Take it home
or
Took it home
or
Take a b(allo)on
or
To the foam
or
To the phone
or
Telephone
or
Keep a boam
To the bone
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1990s |
Barenaked Ladies', "Get In Line"
Every night in the lane someone thinks they've got to fight beyond me.
Every night at Elaine's someone thinks they've got to find beyond me.
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Barenaked Ladies', "Get In Line"
I've got to see my doctor about this itchy painted clam-shaped rash.
I've got to see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.
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Beauty of love, and Bambi
You give love a bad name.
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And now it's arm around me, arm around me
I'm so rounded out.
And now it's all around me, all around me
I'm surrounded.
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F***
In comes my p***s.
Clock
It counts my fears.
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Good Charlotte's, "Let Me Go"
So le me go
Handsome fine
So let me go
Have some fun.
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Hole's, "20 Years In The Dakota"
Whoa, yeah, you don't f*** with a big, yellow spore.
Whoa, yeah, you don't f*** with the Fabulous Four.
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Bumblebee clown
Bumblebee clown
'Til I'm dead in the ground.
I'ma be down
I'ma be down
Down with the clown
'Til I'm dead in the ground.
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Got candy in my heels tonight, baby.
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.
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Manilow Barry's, "Copacobana"
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With dandruff in her hair
And her dress went blam down to there.
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there.
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Melanie C's, "Be The One"
Telling me that you're the one
I'm turning out the lights.
Telling me that you're the one
I'm tired of the lies.
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Melanie C's, "Ga Ga"
The phone man's satisfaction
Dark thoughts need satisfaction.
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REM's, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
You were a sad, violent brain, uh huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh.
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I'll run to meet you bad boy, barely breathing.
or
I'll run to meet you there boy, barely breathing.
I'll run to meet you barefoot, barely breathing.
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My best French fry
My best friend's ride
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And you sang, 'Suertame, suertame.'
or
And you sang, 'Swear to me, swear to me.'
And you sang, 'Sail to me, sail to me.'
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2000s |
Yeah, my hair turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Yeah, my hair turned black
Then the sky turned grey
She was the one that knocked me over
Now, I'm alone sitting on the corner
I know her new boyfriend's name
Now these open wounds
Will heal with time they say.
You're my all time plack
Then the sky turned grey
You're my all time plack
Then the sky turned grey
She was the one that left me over
Now I'm lovesick and I'm not gonna call her
Another boyfriend's lame
We'll my open worms
Well they time I'd say.
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Let's forget this song of ours.
Let's forget this, all move on.
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Could I stay in love forever?
Could I stay alive forever?
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Too dirrty to wipe my a** off.
Too dirty to clean my act up.
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Clay Aiken's, "When You Say You Love Me"
And you smile and kiss your favorite game.
And you smile like it's your favorite game.
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Clay Aiken's, "When You Say You Love Me"
Are you really so feared?
Are you really sincere?
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Evanescence's, "Imaginary"
In my field of purple flowers
In my field of paper flowers
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Evanescence's, "Tourniquet"
My God, my turn and kick
My souless soul.
My God, my tourniquet
My suicide.
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Good Charlotte's, "Motovation Proclomation"
Benji's lazy and he's crazy
A daze inside my head
or
Benji's lazy and I'm crazy
A daze inside my head.
Spend your lazy, endless, crazy
Days inside my head.
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Swanson, next you know yourself, maniac.
Special, as you know yourself, maniac.
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Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh, tiggy wiggy tassles
Touché so we can get the lassoo
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in so we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
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Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your kids away.
Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your cares away.
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Linkin Park's, "Points of Authority"
My private balls are broken.
My life my pride is broken.
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Begin, I sit on the hills like Lorena.
Begin, I sit on the heals like Loren.
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I ain't just being modest.
I am just being honest.
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Shrimpin up thinkin there must be more to lie
or
Stripping up thinkin' there must be more to like
or
Crimpin' up thinkin' there must be more to life.
Trippin' up up thinkin' there must be more to life.
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Christmas |
Traditional's, "Sleigh Ride"
Let's take the rugby forest and sing a cortisone stew.
or
Let's let the rug be porous and sing a cortisone stew.
Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two.
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christian |
Granny's kind of jokes make your throat gag.
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag.
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