Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 13, 2004
 
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Traditional's, "America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spaceship eyes
For Hamburg waves of rain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited rain
Angelica, Angelica
Bob shared his grapes with me
So crown my good
With motherhood
From me to shining me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain
America, America
God shed His grace on Thee
And crown Thy good
With brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
 
1950s
Johnny Horton's, "North To Alaska"
Misheard Lyrics:
North to Alaska
And light yourself on fire.
Original Lyrics:
North to Alaska
Go North, the rush is on.
 
1960s
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find a broken canoe.
Original Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do.
The Beatles', "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go
or
But, oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go, nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow lorry's slow, no where to go.
The Beatles', "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow walrus go
Know where to go.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow lorry's slow
Nowhere to go
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Could It Be Magic?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet molasses angel of my lifetime
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Melissa, angel of my lifetime
Blue Swede's, "Hooked On A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotya, ga who, ga who
Original Lyrics:
Hooga, hooga, hooga chaka.
Grateful Dead's, "Stagger Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' mighty young
Original Lyrics:
Delia DeLyon
Jim Croce's, "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gosh, she said she knew well and sometimes dated.
Original Lyrics:
Guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated.
Jim Croce's, "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've overcome the gloat.
Original Lyrics:
I've overcome the blow.
Jim Croce's, "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something in my ice.
Original Lyrics:
There's something in my eye.
Jim Croce's, "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can keep the time.
Original Lyrics:
You can keep the dime.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for my lost checkered sock.
Original Lyrics:
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had em' circumcized
Telling me no lies.
Original Lyrics:
She had those sightless eyes
Telling me no lies.
Billy Joel's, "You May Be Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to Bickford Sky alone
or
I walked to Bedford Sky alone
or
I walked through Bickford Sky alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone.
Cheryl Lynn's, "Encore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your good love, she hers and I'm yours!!
Original Lyrics:
Your good love deserves an encore.
Corey Hart's, "Eurasian Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hardly see your reachin’ eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can only see Eurasian eyes.
Corey Hart's, "Eurasian Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vision eyes are watchin’ me.
Original Lyrics:
Eurasian eyes are watchin' me.
Corey Hart's, "Komrade Kiev"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot the Karate Kid.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot the Komrade Kiev.
Corey Hart's, "Silent Talking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's Miss Sherrill?
Original Lyrics:
Who's the charade?
Crass', "Do They Owe Us A Living?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And close the f***ing door.
Original Lyrics:
Of course they f***ing do.
Culture Club's, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tumble in the foyer.
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya.
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the pizzas, I got the cheese
Sweet potatoes and sour cream.
Original Lyrics:
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine.
Donna Summer's, "This Time I Know It's For Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a maze, how much I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
You'd be amazed how much I love you so.
EMF's, "Unbelievable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your purple 'fro just gives you away.
Original Lyrics:
Your purple prose just gives you away.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Gyspy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was just a fish.
Original Lyrics:
She was just a wish.
Heywood Banks', "The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as much
or
Half the effort and twice its worth.
Original Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as quick.
Madonna's, "Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna box you up in my love
or
Put a Joshua in my love.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popadom street, I'm in lunacy.
Original Lyrics:
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep.
Michael Bolton's, "Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know if I'll win again
or
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know you're a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again.
Michael Bolton's, "Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my own enjoyment
Headed for El Frisco Bay
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way
or
That's my own enjoyment
Heading for a rich girl today
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
Left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I had nothin' to live for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
Prince And The Revolution's, "Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your p***y
Original Lyrics:
Controversy
Stone Roses', "I Wanna Be Adored"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be adored.
Stray Cats', "Stray Cat Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whacking on a stray cat
Sitting on a fence.
Original Lyrics:
Black and orange stray cats
Sitting on a fence.
The Who's, "Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in a swamp.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
Yes', "It Can Happen"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a constant bite
From pushing the needle to the rec(ord).
Original Lyrics:
It's a constant fight
From pushing the needle to the red.
 
1990s
AFI's, "God Called In Sick Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to listen to the vines.
Original Lyrics:
I'm caught in the twisting of the vine.
Bjork's, "Alarm Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no f***ing goddess.
Original Lyrics:
I'm no f***ing Buddhist.
Commercial's, "Mountain Dew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get bird-i-cle whip Dew.
or
Get Miracle Whip Dew.
Original Lyrics:
Get vertical with Dew.
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
An accountant steps to the door of your heart.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
Demolition Hammer's, ".44 Caliber Brain Surgery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not have a master plan
.44 in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Thought I had a master plan
.44 in my hand.
Faith No More's, "Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see a big storm in my burrow.
Original Lyrics:
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed.
Garbage's, "Milk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Rent-a-kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
I am red hot kitchen.
Janet Jackson's, "Escapade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch some Rais(inets)
We'll have a good time
Catch some Rais(inets)
Leave your worries behind.
Original Lyrics:
Es-ca-pade
We'll have a good time
Es-ca-pade
Leave your worries behind.
Kriss Kross', "I Missed The Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I miss school, I'm ruined.
Original Lyrics:
If I miss school, will I rule?
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around, everywhere you turn is toxic.
Original Lyrics:
Look around, everywhere you see is heartache.
Melissa Etheridge's, "I Wanna Come Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To help with the concert plans.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To hell with the consequence.
Metallica's, "Hero Of The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
So please excuse me
While I tell you how I feel.
Original Lyrics:
So please excuse me
While I tend to how I feel.
Metallica's, "The Unforgiven II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through black of day, dark of night
We share this pair of lies.
Original Lyrics:
Through black of day, dark of night
We share this paralyze.
Sir Mix A Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes meaty salami.
Original Lyrics:
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny.
SlipKnoT's, "Prosthetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must take!
Original Lyrics:
Mistake!
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, we like it all.
The B-52s', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camera! Rusty!
Original Lyrics:
Tin roof, rusted.
The Weakerthans', "Letter Of Resignation"
Misheard Lyrics:
How whole lives unite and pushed aside
To whom it may concern.
Original Lyrics:
How whole lives get knifed and pushed aside
To whom it may concern.
Tori Amos', "Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was born for a p***y girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was born for a prissy girl.
 
2000s
American Hi-Fi's, "Art Of Losing"
Misheard Lyrics:
See Barbie as hot tonight
But nothing seems to feel alright.
Original Lyrics:
Suburbia is hot tonight
But nothing seems to feel all right.
Annie Lennox's, "Into The West"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across the sea
A Bilbo rises.
Original Lyrics:
Across the sea
A pale moon rises.
Annie Lennox's, "Into The West"
Misheard Lyrics:
What can you see?
On the horizon?
Why do the white gods call?
Original Lyrics:
What can you see?
On the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Blink 182's, "Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something in the john.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong.
Bon Jovi's, "Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had an awful crying.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of crying.
Bosson's, "We Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding on to be the one not yet.
Original Lyrics:
Holding on to be the one I am.
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your toxic tongue slipping over me.
Original Lyrics:
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
Evanescence's, "Bring Me To Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me to Lijah.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me to life.
Evanescence's, "Haunted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting you, I can smile a mile.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting you, I can smell you alive.
Evanescence's, "Imaginary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say that I'm uptight.
Original Lyrics:
Don't say I'm out of touch.
Good Charlotte's, "The Click"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comin' back to me
On my computer screen.
Original Lyrics:
So, come and talk to me
On my computer screen.
Hoku's, "Another Dumb Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I thought that you were special baby
Something you need.
Original Lyrics:
You see I thought that you were special baby
Something unique.
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with your pen in line?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with your pantyline?
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've become my mom
And I hate you, Dad.
Original Lyrics:
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there.
Rob Zombie's, "Never Gonna Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream if you want it, 'cause I'm a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Scream if you want in, 'cause I want more.
Story Of The Year's, "Until The Day I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I bite my tongue?
It super-soaks my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Should I bite my tongue
Until blood soaks my shirt?
The White Stripes', "The Hardest Button To Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest rockin' toboggan
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the latter day
Be lead back to the Milky Way?
Original Lyrics:
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way?
 
christian
Toby Mac's, "Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or was I just trippin' on a needle.
Original Lyrics:
Or was I just trippin' on an ego.
 
country
Alabama's, "Mountain Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a cage and hide away.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a Cajun hide-away.

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