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1960s |
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
When my daddy puts that tuba away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
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Herman's Hermits', "I'm Into Something Good"
I knew it couldn't be Mr. On Nightstand.
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand.
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Buffalo's name was Sam.
Above the Las Vegas Sands
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For she was only a decimal fountain.
For she invented medicinal compound.
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1970s |
That von d***head
Platform ticket
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Lady darlin', she's so pretty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
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Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
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Queen's, "Bohemiam Rhapsody"
Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard - me!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
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A big fat woman in a wet dress.
A tall cool woman in a red dress.
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Sitting in a nest with Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men
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1980s |
I licked behind.
I saw the sign.
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By and by we'll do fine
With a little bit of gravity.
By and by we'll defy
A little bit of gravity.
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It's not about you (not about you)
Nothing but lies (stealing little lies)
Not about love
(not about you)
You and I.
Mad about you (mad about you)
Lost in your eyes (reason aside)
Mad about love (Mad about you)
You and I.
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So I'm heading out the back door and any other side.
So I'm heading out the back door and in the other side.
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Falco's, "Rock Me Amadeus"
I bid on superstars.
Er war ein Superstar.
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For just one moment, to be wanted, naked, by your side.
For just one moment, to be warm and naked, by your side.
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Whoh oh, Yeshua.
Whoh oh, here she comes.
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Burgers in the food court
Murders in the Rue Morgue
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Hush hush, idle eyes
or
Hush hush, idolize
Hush hush, eye to eye
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You're too shiny shy
or
You're too shoddy shy.
You're too shy, shy.
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You're too shy, shy
Hush hush, are you? Why?
You're too shy, shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
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Stop-have a time.
Stop-Hammer Time
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Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
That lucky slut Bonita
La Isla Bonita
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Queen's, "We Are The Champions"
I've paid my Jews.
I've paid my dues.
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Street time boogie number nine.
These sounds fall into my mind.
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The Commodores', "Night Shift"
I know you're singing loud
I know you're full of cr**.
I know you're singing proud
I know you'll pull a crowd.
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Oh Mickey, what a guy, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take my by the hand.
Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
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U2's, "Bullet the Blue Sky"
See them driving nails
Into the souls of the chia pet.
See it driving nails
Into the souls on the tree of pain.
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'Cause I'm as free as a bug now
And this bug will never change.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird will never change.
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1990s |
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Barenaked Ladies', "Jane"
Jane decided all our chemistry was Trader's rum.
Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run.
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Well it may be wrong
But baby Sheffield's right.
Well it may be wrong
But baby it sure feels right.
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Too dirrty to clean my bath tub.
Too dirrty to clean my act up.
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Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
I get no towel.
I get knocked down.
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Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Sell donuts at my door.
So don't knock at my door.
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Every single ratcher, creeping to me slowly.
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly.
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Feels like I'm dreaming, but to my surprise.
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping.
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In the house of storm and lie
I must go there to find my soda.
In the house of stone and light
I must go there to find my soul, yeah.
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Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the knife!
Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the night!
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Reef's, "Place Your Hands"
Oh, place your a** on my hole.
Oh, place your hands on my hope.
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The Black Crowes', "Twice As Hard"
Time is my fault.
Twice as hard
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Street time boogie number nie-nie-nine.
These sounds swirling through my mind.
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This cigarette is killin' me.
Considerately killing me.
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Devil-man, devil-man
Chavez devil-man
Devil-man, devil-man
Calling! Devil-man.
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2000s |
It's a free life when you're already dead.
It's a free ride when you already paid.
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Really, really want to kiss your eye.
Really, really want to catch your eye.
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I'll be the dandruff backstage in the show.
I'll be backstage after the show.
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Hey sister, go sister, I'm growing a fro' sister.
Hey sista, go sista, gotta get the flow sista.
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Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Lights go out in a curry way.
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
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Coldplay's, "Don't Panic"
And we live in a beautiful world
Yabadee, yabadoo.
And we live in a beautiful world
Yeah we do, yeah we do.
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Coldplay's, "Don't Panic"
I'm sinking like stone
All the way falling home.
Bones sinking like stones
All that we fought for.
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When did our life turn from green to red?
When did our light turn from green to red?
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When it all ends, turn from green to red.
or
When it's old I turn from green to red.
When did our life turn from green to red?
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Evanescence's, "My Immortal"
But you still left, on me.
But you still have, all of me.
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Evanescence's, "My Immortal"
Though you're still with me, I've been alone all alone.
Though you're still with me, I've been alone all along.
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A hood rider and an agent of distortion.
A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment.
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Good Charlotte's, "Riot Girl"
And everywhere we go, she gets stoned and consumes me.
And everywhere we go, she gets us thrown out constantly.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Young And The Hopeless"
Hard days baby hard nights shakin'.
Hard days made me, hard nights shaped me.
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The Buffalo's testicles crippled and black.
The book of Old Testament crippled and black.
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Ninty nine dollars in my pocket
Nothing but pennies in my pocket
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I've got sixteen balls of fur.
I've got sixteen bars of fire.
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It's just that every time you try to tell Mimi that you love me.
It's just that every time you try to tell me, me that you love me.
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But don't think it's Kool-Aid.
But don't think it's too late.
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Radiohead's, "I Might Be Wrong"
Open up a can of beer.
Open up, begin again.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Californication"
Teenage bi with a baby in side.
Teenage Hyde with a baby inside.
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I'm sorry for coughing
You look like bad flub.
I'm sorry for cuffing
You to my bathtub.
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Jimmy's lining in a paperbag
His big fat a** is a pimped out cab.
Ten years of living in a paperbag
Feedback baby he's a flipped out cat.
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I'm just the meat in the pot.
I'm just the meaning of pi.
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I guess I didn't leave it to the bell-end.
I guess it didn't live up to the billing.
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U2's, "Electrical Storm"
Electric distal
Electrical storm
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I'm just a mutant teabag, baby.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
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country |
Calgon, take me away!
Cowboy, take me away!
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She blew up eight Chevrolets.
She grew up hatin' Chevrolets.
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