Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 10, 2003
 
1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Hound Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you ain't never caught rat fink.
Original Lyrics:
Well you ain't never caught rabbit.
 
1960s
Bob Dylan's, "Mr. Tambourine Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait only for my boot heels to go under it.
Original Lyrics:
Wait only for my boot heels to go wandering.
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Down On The Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
When dope boys are playin'
Bring a nickel, stamp your feet
Original Lyrics:
Willy and the Poorboys are playin'
Bring a nickel, tap your feet.
Dusty Springfield's, "Son Of A Preacher Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the sound of a preacher, baby?
Original Lyrics:
Was the son of preacher man
The Beatles', "Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bobby loves her.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
The Doors', "Love Me Two Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely shoe shine girl
Original Lyrics:
Love me two times, girl.
The McCoys', "Hang On Sloopy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang up stupid, stupid, hangup.
Original Lyrics:
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.
Weather Girls', "It's Raining Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber duckie's stopping me.
Original Lyrics:
Rough and tough and strong and mean.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Super Trooper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super duper things are gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
Ashford and Simpson's, "Keep It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep Maccabiah
Keep Maccabiah.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love.
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was voodoo in her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
There was voodoo in the vibes.
Billy Joel's, "Piano Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, what a hue to one ear!
Original Lyrics:
Man, what are you doing here?
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kurt Cobain
You probably think this song is about you.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you.
Elton John's, "Benny And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
Eric Clapton's, "After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang down.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out.
Eric Clapton's, "I Shot The Sherriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff Johnson who has hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I clanged a sea
He said killin' people ignorant
He said killin' people ignorant.
Original Lyrics:
Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'
He said, 'Kill it before it grows.'
Jim Croce's, "Workin' At the Car Wash Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
So,baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
And my eyebrows in Saturday's news.
Original Lyrics:
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
In any high-brow society news.
John Elton's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those distant nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John's, "You're The One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the willie, the woe.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one that I want.
Kate Bush's, "December Will Be Magic Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a parking lot in my belly.
Original Lyrics:
Just a-poppin' up in my memory.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a sedution and a roller in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce,another runner in the night.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'till You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on with the four-star love.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so fond of you.
Original Lyrics:
Jeux sans frontières.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fairly loose, fairly loose
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' hair Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
Stories', "Brother Louie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie had a basket of good.
Original Lyrics:
Louie had the best girl he could.
Stories', "Brother Louie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie, Louie you'll come cry.
Original Lyrics:
Louie, Louie you're gonna cry.
The Cars', "Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitution asked Confucious
Stuck inside my head
Original Lyrics:
Substitution, mass confusion
Clouds inside my head
The Pointer Sisters', "He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't shine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
The cast of 'Godspell''s, "We Beseech Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Particles confessing all
Original Lyrics:
Prodigals confessing all
The cast of 'Godspell''s, "We Besseech Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blind, we pray that we may see
Bound, we pray to be made free
Sane, we pray for sanctity.
Original Lyrics:
Blind, we pray that we may see
Bound, we pray to be made free
Stained, we pray for sanctity.
 
1980s
Billy Idol's, "White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a nice day to go to bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's a nice day to start again.
Cher's, "Save Up All Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save up all your t**s 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
Original Lyrics:
Save up all your tears 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Army.
Original Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal Cheez-Its
Someone to feed your friends
Something gruyere
Reach out and touch taste!!
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Reach out and touch faith.
Duran Duran's, "Reflex"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reflex has been charged with finding treasure in the door
What cake, everlasting clover, isn't that bizarre?
Everything the reflex does
Leaves you answering the question, 'More?'
Original Lyrics:
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does
Leaves you answered with a question mark.
Misheard Lyrics:
Something to do
Original Lyrics:
Xanadu
Enya's, "Orinoco Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Bali, two can pee
Original Lyrics:
From Bali, to Cali
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance (What A Feeling)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your pants down, make it happen.
Original Lyrics:
Take your passion and make it happen.
Men At Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a man from Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
Buying bread from a man in Brussels.
Men At Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where women roll and men thunder
Original Lyrics:
Where women glow and men plunder
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we dance, on the floor, in the raw?
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It happened much too soon
She caught me to the loom.
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard warm place of mystery
Touch it, but can't hold it.
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard won place of mystery
Touch it, but can't hold it.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a push of the world, but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night.
Original Lyrics:
It's a push-shove world, but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays alive.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart, changing woman into life.
Original Lyrics:
Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart, changing movement into light.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see.
Original Lyrics:
On the ice blue line of insanity is a place most never see.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maniac, maniac, at your door.
Michael Sembello's, "Maniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cold connective heat, struggling, stretching for defeat.
Original Lyrics:
There's a cold kinetic heat, struggling, stretching for the beat.
Musical Youth's, "Pass The Dutchie"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel when ya can't go poop?
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel when you've got no food?
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so f***in' a'.
Original Lyrics:
Jeux sans frontiers.
Peter Murphy's, "Deep Ocean Vast Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is thick with c**.
Original Lyrics:
The air is thick with karma.
Prince's, "I Would Die For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eiffel tower's red.
Original Lyrics:
I would die for you.
Queen's, "Friends Will Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
France will be France.
Original Lyrics:
Friends will be friends.
Rolling Stones', "Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a reptile and I want it painted black.
or
I see a bobtail and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
Springsteen Bruce's, "Born in the U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother, I can't stop.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
Steel Pulse's, "Reggae Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the moon in search for Elian
Original Lyrics:
On the moon in search of aliens
Stevie Wonder's, "Part Time Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got hermit crabs with fashion on the run
J.C. love up against the sun.
Original Lyrics:
We are undercover passion on the run
Chasing love up against the sun.
Talking Heads', "The Great Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gee, this message is for everyone.
Original Lyrics:
She has messages for everyone.
Talking Heads', "The Great Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running high, she's gonna knock eyes out.
Original Lyrics:
A world of light, she's gonna open our eyes up.
Talking Heads', "The Great Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is moving by remote control
And they got her all invisible.
Original Lyrics:
She is moving by remote control
Hands that guide her are invisible.
Talking Heads', "The Great Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes the world is a load of questions.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes the world has a load of questions.
The Smithereens', "Blood And Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody noses
Original Lyrics:
Blood and roses
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a law man coming through my bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to feel for the way to keep the movin' parts clean.
Original Lyrics:
Got a feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean.
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me hangin' on the line for yo-yo.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging here like a yo-yo.
 
1990s
Big Mountain's, "Baby I Love Your Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Rollin' grey and movie sides.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and grey and blue besides.
Bjork's, "5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dare you
To show me your pants.
Original Lyrics:
I dare you
To show me your palms.
Bjork's, "One Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
An aeroplane will carve gracefully around the vulgano
With the erection that never lets you down.
Original Lyrics:
An aeroplane will curve gracefully around the volcano
With the eruption that never lets you down.
Bush's, "Glycerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss Irene.
Original Lyrics:
Glycerine
Cherry Poppin' Daddies', "Zoot Suit Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue shoot Ryan (try it).
Original Lyrics:
Zoot suit riot (riot).
Hanson's, "Mmm Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, God! Baby, tap my tuba
Do it on my tuba
Baby, tap mine, too.
Original Lyrics:
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba du.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, so pee after you're done.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, even after you're gone.
Manic Street Preachers', "You Love Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love a**.
Original Lyrics:
You love us.
Moby's, "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeee, honky-tonk
or
Eeee, wonky dog
Original Lyrics:
These open doors
Queen's, "A Winter's Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
A grass-taking seed
Original Lyrics:
A breathtaking scene
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your Russian eggnog.
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Southern girl with a scarlet bra.
Original Lyrics:
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without birds, the kitties go 'meooo'.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh Jason, what a fall.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Tori Amos', "Black Dove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger Woods
Original Lyrics:
By the woods
Tori Amos', "Twinkle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the last time I knew
She worked at an Abbey and I own a pond.
Original Lyrics:
And the last time I knew
She worked at an Abbey in Iona.
 
2000s
Celine Dion's, "The Greatest Reward"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life f***s you up, things change.
Original Lyrics:
Life wakes you up, things change.
Chevelle's, "Send The Pain Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel my chuds.
Original Lyrics:
I can't feel my chest.
Chevelle's, "Send The Pain Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhh, lights have been heard.
Original Lyrics:
I liked having hurt.
Chumbawumba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing the night away
Original Lyrics:
P***ing the night away
D12's, "Instigator"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister's gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an instigator.
Enya's, "Only Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy tights
Original Lyrics:
Only time
Good Charlotte's, "Little Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metal things
Original Lyrics:
Little things
Good Charlotte's, "Motivation Proclamation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benji's lazy endless crazy days inside my head
Original Lyrics:
Spend your lazy endless crazy days inside my head.
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy is wonderman.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
Kittie's, "Brackish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crucify that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Crucify, then learn.
Linkin Park's, "Lying From You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The very first part of you is me.
Original Lyrics:
The very worst part of you is me.
No Doubt's, "Running"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think we're naked?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think we'll make it?
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've just emigrated.
Original Lyrics:
You've disintegrated.
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my hair down there somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Lost my head down there somewhere.
Sita's, "Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see a smile upon your poor lust face
or
I wanna see a smile upon your fool lust face
or
I wanna see I smile upon your cruelest face.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see a smile upon your clueless face.
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My assets are lacking in death.
Original Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
Toya's, "I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see it in your eyes like a tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
I can see it in your eyes, I entice you.

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