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1950s |
I hope you're satisfied you a**hole, you.
I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you.
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1960s |
Beatles', "Come Together"
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
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Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
My pee-pee don't care.
My baby don't care.
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Superman in Greenland turn Inca nothin' on me.
Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nothin' on me.
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Two way for love is just, to wager life away.
To wait for love is just to waste your life away.
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He'll always be matula
Matula
Matula
From now until forever.
He'll always be my true love
My true love
My true love
From now until forever.
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Oh, darling Scooby Doo
Oh Denise, dooby doo
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Try me kangaroo down pour.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
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The Byrds', "Mr. Tambourine Man"
I'm ready to go anywhere
I'm ready for today
Come into my own parade.
I'm ready to go anywhere
I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade.
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The Rolling Stones', "Sympathy For The Devil"
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's stolen faith.
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
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The Rolling Stones', "Sympathy For The Devil"
Made sure the pilot
Washed his hands and sealed his plane
or
Washed his hands and cleaned his plate.
Made sure that Pilate
Washed his hand and sealed his fate.
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Donkey shame, dong ding donkey shame.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
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1970s |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Olly oxen free
Honey I'm still free.
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ABBA's, "The Name Of The Game"
I'm the dashboard child.
I'm the bashful child.
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I'm a cod in the ocean.
I'm a cork in the ocean.
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And you come to me in a submarine.
And you come to me on a summer breeze.
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Can you help me thank you for my brain?
or
Can you help me f*** you for my brain?
Can you help me occupy my brain?
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Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon Risin'"
There- the fat one on the right.
There's a bad moon on the rise.
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Jethro Tull's, "Skating Away (On the Thin Ice of the New Day)"
Do you ever get the feeling that the stories do their reeling in the present tense?
Do you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real and in the present tense?
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Lookin for my outlaw shaker of salt.
Lookin for my lost shaker of salt.
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Goo a little dance
Make a little flub
Get down tonight.
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight.
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Take me from the valley, whole.
Swingin' from the gallows pole
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Now muscle shows he's going to swamp us.
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Blinded by the light
Red Rose like a douche, another Rhoda in the night.
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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I've got an icon camera.
I've got a Nikon camera.
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Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Gotta leave you all behind and face the groove.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
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Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Well you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a selfish man
And your friendly Uncle Colin
When you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your family all come crawlin'
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There's a boat in my house.
There's a ghost in my house.
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My life don't send me purple flowers
We ain't got much, but we got towers.
My dog Sam eats purple flowers
We ain't got much but what we got's ours.
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Oh the ice cream man stabbed me with a plastic knife.
I'm the ice cream man, stop me as I'm passing by.
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1980s |
Baby, I was a train before
But I'm not a train anymore.
Baby, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore.
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Don't mess around with my diet shakes.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades.
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Dead crumb, dead crumb.
They come, they come.
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Def Leppard's, "Bringin' On The Heartbreak"
Broken nose with laughin' eyes
Broken rose with laughin' eyes
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Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go to sleep alive.
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'till you see the light.
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Don't go get me when I'm gone.
Don't forget me when I'm gone.
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Go-Go's, "Our Lips Are Sealed"
If they're jealous, can't people play?
In the jealous games people play.
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Fire and ice are watching you.
Private eyes are watching you.
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I want to know what you're stinking
Tell me what's on your shrine. (Pure synergy!)
I want to know what you're thinking
Tell me what's on your mind. (Pure energy!)
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Jackson Micheal's, "Billy Jean"
But the chair is not my bum.
But the kid is not my son.
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Boat drinks
Poison the band with some boat drinks.
Boat drinks
Boys in the band with some boat drinks.
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I can remember when you could stop a plow.
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
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She knows just what it takes to make a program.
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
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Your just another pot of paint.
Your just another part of me.
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But the chair is not my bum.
But the kid is not my son.
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Eluscious novel affikomen ho. (El-lou-shus novel ah-fee-koe-men ho)
Condition's normal and you're coming home.
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Pogues', "Fairytale Of New York"
The boys in the NYPD choir will sing in Colwyn Bay.
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
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Sade's, "Your Love Is King"
Your love is gay.
Your love is king.
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Bring me an iron lung.
Bring me a higher love.
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Bring me vampire love.
Bring me a higher love.
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1990s |
I'll teach you all the words to 'Stairway', honey
Kiss your sassafrass!
I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your sassafrass!
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In the air, in the air
Honey, work that tongue, now it ain't fair.
In the air, in the air
Honey, one more time, now it ain't fair.
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Shaggin' in the elevator.
Jackie's in the elevator.
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So, kick the dog.
Soy un perdedor
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So, pet the dog.
Soy un perdedor.
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Cake's, "Italian Leather Sofa"
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use forks.
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force.
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The hot dogs go on.
The heart does go on.
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We used to talk but never owed a dime.
We used to talk forever on a dime.
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Look, there she goes that dirty strange, no question
Look, there she goes that dirty soul peculiar
Look, there she goes that dirty strange, fine, special.
Look, there she goes, that girl is strange, no question
Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar
Look, there she goes, that girl is strange but special.
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Fatboy Slim's, "Praise You"
Praise you like a shoe.
Praise you like I should.
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I'm gonna f*** it up again
I'm gonna do another detour
I've peed my pants.
I'm gonna f*** it up again
I'm gonna do another detour
Unpave my path.
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Fall into The Gap.
Mind the gap.
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Took his wife to Little League.
Took his wife to Italy.
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I've got a whore in me, and you can set it free.
I've got more in me, and you can set it free.
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The comfort of an nana and a rise above the sky but they never come to visit within the aquisition here and now.
The comfort of a knowledge of a rise above the sky above could never parallel the challenge of an acquisition in the here and now.
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Marilyn Manson's, "Posthuman"
Oh that clitoris is cold.
All that glitters is cold.
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Come dowsed in mud, syruped in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
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REM's, "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Come and eat your bacon up.
Call me when you try to wake her.
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She's my Jedi.
Swift might dead night.
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You stretch your a** to wear a suicide bomb.
You strut your rasta wear, and your suicide poem.
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I woke up in goth this morning.
I woke up and called this morning.
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Valet, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
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Gotta have myself a ring
So that I can have my cross.
Gotta have my suffering
So that I can have my cross.
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'Cause if I'm hanging onto your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
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Two suns too many
Too many bon-fires
Two sons too many
Too many able fires
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You're just too used to money now.
You're just too used to my honey now.
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Harmony - gettin' on a plane, girl or
Hominy-get it on the playground
or
Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain. girl
Hominy - get it on a plate, girl.
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Like he sailed into the sunset.
Like he said into the sunset.
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You change like sheep can.
You change like sugar cane.
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To guide you through the southern lands
To guide you through the sovereign lands
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Big Dianne, honestly
Pink triangle on her sleeve
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2000s |
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels
Look n****, I got K-Mart and I ain't change.
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels
Look n****, I done came up and I ain't change.
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Space monkeys
Space between
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Destiny's Child's, "Emotion"
Tears on my pillow, just like a marshmallow.
Tears on my pillow, wherever you go.
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Destiny's Child's, "Emotion"
Tied up in sorrow, lost in my pillow.
Tied up in sorrow, lost in my soul.
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Pull an egg from my hat.
Pull your name from a hat.
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I just won a place inside your mind.
I just want a place inside your mind.
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Good Charlotte's, "Little Things"
Quick change
Trick things
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Doesn't really matter what the others say
'Cause I'm in love with a human being.
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being.
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Used to do my squibbles, now I do my squats.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
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I will not be thrown
By your thoughtless scheming.
I will not be drowned
By your thoughtless scheming.
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I put my thang down, filip it and reverse it
It's your affirmative.
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
It's your fremme neppa venette.
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Never meant to make you doubt to cry.
Never meant to make your daughter cry.
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Taste like toad.
Taste like gold.
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You're the man for me.
You'll remember me.
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Skinlab's, "Anthem For A Fallen Star"
The skies that masterbate
Disguise the masquerade.
|
You can't see in the dark
Through the eyes of love and loss.
You can see in the dark
Through the Eyes of Laura Mars.
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You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
Gervasse and canopies.
You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
A cherry blossom canopy.
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country |
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
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I gotter eyes cooking in the microwave.
I gotta rice cooking in the microwave.
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