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1960s |
Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Jackaroo daylight om.
Jai guru deeva om.
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We were young with all of our might.
We will yell with all of our might.
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Elvis', "Can't Help Falling In Love"
Take my poor love too.
or
Take my poor life too.
Take my whole life too.
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We ate an egg at a hot dog stand.
We even ate at a hot dog stand.
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I've got a big shiny helmet.
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best.
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Turn to Wyatt Earp, shade our fate.
Turned a whiter shade of pale
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Simon and Garfunkel's, "Fakin' It"
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just mean old me.
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just lean on me.
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1970s |
Waterloo! I was defeated, you wonderbra!
Waterloo! Always defeated you on the wall
or
Waterloo! I was defeated, you wonderwall!
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war!
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Gee, our Ola Sal ret rate.
Gee, our old Lasalle ran great.
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Boiler weaklet Miller played.
or
Boy, the week that Miller played.
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played.
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Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon Rising"
O.Q. got your things together
O.Q. are quite prepared to die.
Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
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Crosby, Stills And Nash's, "Southern Cross"
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a gun in vain.
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day.
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Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
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Eagles', "Take It To The Limit"
Take it to lick it.
Take it to the limit.
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Eagles', "Take It To The Limit"
Take it to lick it.
Take it to the limit.
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I used to be hard-beatin' bosom one.
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
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I believe in Milkos
La, la, la
You pixie string.
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing.
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Everybody's talkin bout f*****s, f*****s, f*****s, f*****s
Kill the gay f*****s.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism.
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Baby, you're my centipede.
Baby, you're my centerpiece.
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KC & The Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down and out.
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight.
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Magazine's, "Shot By Both Sides"
Why are you so insecure?
Why are you so edgy, kid?
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Dressed up like a dude and I b**ed her in the night.
Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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You're the poopie at the top of the world.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
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1980s |
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Shake your pants on me.
Take a chance on me.
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Gotta summon mountaintop
Burning like a shiver frame.
Goddess on a mountaintop
Burning like a silver flame.
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I'm hungry (hungry)
Onions and chives.
I'm wanted (wanted)
Dead or alive.
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Crosby, Stills And Nash's, "Southern Cross"
So we cheated, we lied, and we trusted.
So we cheated, and we lied, and we tested.
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I am happy to destruct with you.
I am happy to be stuck with you.
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Like pretty Kate has sex all night.
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate.
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Just what I saw in my own dreams
Were they reflections of my old man staring back at me?
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
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Madonna's, "Dress You Up"
All your soups are custom made in London.
All your suits are custom made in London.
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Billings, the underdog will eventually deprive.
Believes the underdog will eventually survive.
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My heartbeat shows the fear
So severe, fade away.
My heartbeat shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away.
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You've been hit by, you've been hit by
A crude chemical.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by
A smooth criminal.
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I could face another day
But her manger's Tone Loc.
I could face another day
But how many, just don't know.
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Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Deodorant
What's your price for flight?
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
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You take a piece of meat with you.
You take a piece of me with you.
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Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
Maybe I am just like my father, too full.
Maybe I am just like my father, too bold.
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R.E.M.'s, "Hairshirt"
Away up high in the Attic of the Wrong
Dogs like chess.
Away up high in the attic of the wrong dog's life chest.
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R.E.M.'s, "Stand"
The bushes and trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, the season is calm.
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling.
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R.E.M.'s, "The Wrong Child"
Buy simple clothes and soaps
The sound and smell of swings at hand.
Bicycle clothespin spokes
The sound the smell of swingset hands.
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R.E.M.'s, "You Are The Everything"
And I've seen the films and the eyes
In my endless kitchen.
And I've seen the films and the eyes
But I'm in this kitchen.
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Just slow down, you're MTV.
There's no doubt, you're in deep.
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I'm you're fetus.
I'm your Venus.
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Walking out of Korvettes
Like a Virginia Ham.
Walking out of Korvettes
Package in her hand.
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The Go-Go's', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Oliver's wheel
Our lips are sealed.
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I was drunk, every time
Birds all flew and hit my head.
I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you would leave my head.
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1990s |
I'm sorry I couldn't erupt too.
I'm sorry I couldn't live up to.
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Duck Tales, what can I do?
Doc, tell, what can I do?
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Gonna have a bong tonight (Let's have a bong)
Down at the Globe.
Gonna have a ball tonight (Let's have a ball)
Down at the Globe.
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Billie's, "Makin' My Way (Any Way That I Can)"
Horney to the beat
Honey to the bee
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Dion Celine & Peabo Bryson's, "Beauty And The Beast"
Till is old Alyn.
Tale as old as time.
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Biscuits, biscuits, Country Crock.
This kiss, this kiss, cintrifical.
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Madonna's, "Ray Of Light"
Anna Friel like I just got home.
And I feel like I just got home.
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Oasis', "Champagne Supernova"
And the champagne's pillin' over.
In the champagne supernova.
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R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Can I make myself be a baker
To make her mine?
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?
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R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles up that road.
She's three miles of bad road.
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R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
What position should I wear?
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
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R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
I could be your Frankenstein.
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R.E.M.'s, "Ignoreland"
Stevens, Stevens, Stevens, Stevens
Defense, defense, defense, defense
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R.E.M.'s, "King Of Comedy"
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with a 'shroom tonight
Make your money with a spurt of ice
If you can wing it
Make your money with a Fighter Fly
Make your money with a battle cry
Weekend why, as long as you need it.
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
You can lie as long as you mean it.
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R.E.M.'s, "Man On The Moon"
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing that's cool.
or
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing at school.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
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R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
This here is the place where I will stand.
This here is the place I will be staying.
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R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
A smile that cut you, 2402
You said, 'Uh no, it was the shackles of you.'
A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
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R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
I saw a picture, idiot's cream
Television from the a**-spider's scream.
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen.
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R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
I'm studying, contemplating on Music TV, it's not the same.
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, tv, movies, magazines.
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R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Yeah, sure, things have changed, uh-huh.
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
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R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
You wanna shack? Fire and pain, uh-huh
or
You wanna shake violently, uh-huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
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Rancid's, "Brad Logan (California Sun)"
California sun has sunk
Banana meals here comes tonight.
California sun has sunk
Behind the Anaheim Hills comes the night.
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Robyn's, "Do You Know What It Takes?"
Running around with your chica, chica, yeah.
Running around with your cheap talk, cheap talk.
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Pull my socks off.
Oh, darlin'!
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Make sure you are smiling, Anwar.
Make sure you are smiling and warm.
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When the dogs defile her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow. defile her
Defile her, defile her.
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it, to find it.
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Rabbi, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
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She's been chasing tomatoes and just waiting calmly.
She's been chasing tornadoes and just waiting calmly.
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2000s |
I'm never gonna find you mating.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
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I'm never gonna find you late again.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
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Ultra Montane
Utter mundane
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Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
I don't think you're ready for this belly.
or
I don't think you ready for this, Eddie.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
|
Testimonial suffiency declaring the mass of Homer Simpson.
Testimonial suffiency declaring numbess of all perceptions.
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I'm blue, I repeat on a dime.
or
I'm blue, I believe I will die.
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die.
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Elliot Missy's, "Work it"
Is your Purple Nipple gone yet?
or
Is your furry nipples wet yet?
It's your fremme neppa venette.
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I've got cornflakes to stay.
I got one place to stay.
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We've already lost your toe
Al-rea-dy lost your toe.
We've already lost control
Already lost control.
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On the ride to the fair again.
Down to ride 'till the very end.
|
Nothing like that night in Memphis.
Life is love and love is living.
|
Marilyn Manson's, "Disposable Teens"
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an 8-ball god.
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of God.
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Is your purple nipple red yet?
It’s your fremme neppa venette.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Fly away on my leper.
Fly away on my zephyr.
|
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
I nearly own my Zephyr.
Fly away on my zephyr.
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I'm gonna choke off the sun
or
I'm gonna j*** off your son
or
I'm gonna choke off your son.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
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Splendor's, "The Loneliest Person I Know"
You're the loneliest person I know
Just a f** in the wind that won't blow.
You're the loneliest person I know
Just a flag in the wind that won't blow.
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Another body laying caught in the gutter, listen to me.
Another body laying cold in the gutter, listen to me.
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Tatu's, "All The Things She Said"
C** all over my face.
Come in over my face.
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With crack in his rubber tail
Whipcrack went its swampy tail.
|
Being thrown up isn't half as fun as throwing up.
Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up.
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Tell me all your street lights.
Tell me all your sweet lies.
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country |
livin' on toast and wine
Livin' on Tulsa Time
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I've got hard eggs in my pocket
I've got pickles in my hair.
i've got heartaches in my pockets
I've got echoes in my head.
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The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
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