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1960s |
I'm just mad about Fontaine.
I'm just mad about fourteen.
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Doors', "Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And tractor out on loan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
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A pink paradise, pull up a parking lot.
They paved paradise, put up a parking lot.
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The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
Gay stripper
Day tripper
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Lovely shoe shine girl.
Love me two times girl.
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1970s |
My love's salt and gravy.
Bye love, so long baby.
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Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the end?
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
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I had a dream there was cream in my coffee, cream in my coffee.
I had some dreams
They were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
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Jesus is just a rat with fleas.
Jesus is just all right with me.
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Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress"
Well, just my luck, I was a bad man.
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
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I don't like Saddam Hussein.
I don't like spiders and snakes.
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Swingin' on the gallows cold.
Swingin' on the gallows pole.
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Metallica's, "Fuel"
Give me 2, give me 5, give me double genacide.
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.
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Take a walk, to the bus stop
Don't stop 'till you get enough.
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
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But 60% precise
Fastidious and precise
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But God, she couldn't care less.
For cars, she couldn't care less.
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He was deformed.
He was the thorn.
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The only thing that keeps me whole
Is my love of a certain dope.
The only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
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Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery.
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery.
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I was walking down the street just a having a thing.
I was walking down the street just a having a think.
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Just like a skip on a record.
Just let me state for the record.
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Mahatma Ghandi's gone
There's no one to fire upon.
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
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1980s |
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Snow place, snow place.
Stroke me, stroke me.
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I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be here.
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
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Gap Band's, "Early In The Morning"
Oh Annette
You know I loved you 'til you left me.
O, I never
Knew I loved you till you left me.
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Yeah there's a stone on the loose, sun rings my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Can I be cold? My whole life spins into a brass egg.
Yeah there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy.
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INXS's, "Elegantly Wasted"
Look at all that shines
Baby's down in the well and she knows it.
Look at all that shines
Baby's down on the world and she knows it.
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Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Makes you feel like the queen of the porn.
Make you feel like a queen on a throne.
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The road behind was hockey
But now you're feeling happy.
The road beyond I was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky.
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Billie Jean is up my butt.
Billie Jean is not my lover.
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You're a testicle.
You're a vegetable.
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I wanna be loved bayou.
I wanna be loved by you.
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Elvis eats a watermelon.
Ever since the watermelon.
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Ratt's, "I Want A Woman"
Just move on baby
Tiger's gonna bite your tail
You're dead.
Just move on baby
Time has got you by the tail
Your tail.
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Ratt's, "One Step Away"
We're s***s in the night.
We're ships in the night.
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I've got a perfect way to make it certain, baby.
I've got a perfect way to make a certain a maybe.
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Jay, throw me my lace.
Take from me my lace.
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The Who's, "Eminence Front"
Elephant's trunk
Emminence Front
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That lovin' spark.
Let lovin' start.
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There's nothing that a hundred men on board could ever do.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
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Wham!'s, "Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
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1990s |
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Ain't nothing but a cheese steak.
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Ain't nothing but a mistake.
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Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Tell me why, he ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why, he ain't nothing but a mistake.
Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake.
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Homer was yelling (bart!), Mom was too
Because I let Mom fall in the beef stew.
Homer was yelling (bart!), Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.
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Her mix-tapes and Master P's.
Her mix-tapes a masterpiece.
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Carey Mariah's, "Fantasy"
Re-remember my birthday.
Sweet, sweet fantasy baby.
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When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's let you down
Don't get up on your face
Love comes to love who believe
And that's the way it is.
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is.
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It didn't seem like that long ago
When she stood there and let her uncle know.
It didn't seem like that long ago
When she stood there and let her own folks know.
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Going back to my room
Good morning, Africa.
Going back to my roots
Born in Africa.
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We we were dumb enough to breakdance, baby.
We were dumb enough to break it up, baby.
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Go West's, "The King Of Wishful Thinking"
I'll get over you, I know I will
I'll pretend my s***'s not stinking.
I'll get over you, I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.
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Him's, "Join Me"
Baby, join me in bed.
Baby, join me in death.
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Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
I cheat but for me to lay.
A cheap f*** for me to lay.
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Living in the memory of last summer
Living in the memory of our song
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Marilyn Manson's, "Cake And Sodomy"
Who says brain rape isn't kind?
Who said date rape isn't kind?
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Lucky deapest, crazy chances seems to be moving fast.
Lucky dippers, crazy chances seems to be moving fast.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Hear we are now, drinking day nurse.
Here we are now, entertain us.
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Prince's, "Chaos & Disorder"
I'm just an ordinary reporter.
I'm just a no-name reporter.
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Prince's, "Hide The Bone"
The need for you is getting stronger
Damn I need to play.
The need for you is getting stronger
Then my need to play.
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Prince's, "Joint 2 Joint"
Let me just say that you are physically
The most toned woman I've ever seen.
Let me just say that you are physically
The most toned one I've ever seen.
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Superstition, yeah, not jealousy
Superstition, fear, and jealousy
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I would flly you to the moon and back
If you'de steal my baby.
I would fly to the moon and back
If you'll be my baby.
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Sharing with a sweaty nose
Sharing with us what he knows
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A scrappy couple enters the bar
Amourously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his c*** ads.
a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
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I don't know, but I'd sure like to smack his buddy.
He says his name is Bill, but I'm sure it's Willy, Mac or Buddy.
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Otherwise sbarros is ours.
Otherwise the bar is ours.
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The good pee holes of the world are washin' their cars
Hosin' and slobberin' the best they can.
The good people of the world are washing their cars
Hosing and scrubbing the best they can.
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F*** this, I've run out of vitamins
or
F*** this, make love to a wheelie bin
or
F*** this, make love to a wheetabix.
F*** this, I've run out of enemies.
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I am seismo-cool
I am sizeable.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
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You know the one that takes you to the pieces with all the thingies, yeah.
You know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah.
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'Cause you've been bad to your man.
More human than human
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2000s |
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
I'm into having sex.
I'm into having six.
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Is this blaming an E.T. name?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
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Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Ain't nothin' but a holiday.
Ain't nothin' but a heartache.
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Bowling For Soup's, "Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
The girl that I met last month
The girl all the bad boys want
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When you colour me
When you call on me
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When you walk on me
When I hear you breathe
I get with that size
I feel that I'm alive.
When you call on me
When I hear you breathe
I get wings to fly
I feel that I'm alive.
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Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Oh no, I've weed myself dry.
For you, I bleed myself dry.
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Crystals', "Then He Kissed Me"
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die.
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance.
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I'm blue, I'm in need of a lime
or
I'm blue, and I am zipping my fly
or
I'm blue, and I believe I will die.
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die.
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Only a man in a phony red sheet.
Only a man in a funny red sheet.
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Time to ride to the fair again
or
Tandem ride to the fairy glade.
Down to ride 'til the very end.
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Don't be fooled by the glocks that I got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
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Quack now, it's you and me
Get bad and cyber me.
Fagged out, that's you and me
Gave you the better side of me.
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You take tylenol!
People in my heart tonight!
Mystery of melon may
Bump along!
We take ritalin!
All the food is walkin' in!
Break your dog, he's over here
Up my nose.
Yo say summer love
Will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid
Barefoot all alone
Wishing, revealing
It's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating
Up my heart.
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Justin Timberlake's, "Rock Your Body"
I wanna f*** your body every which way.
I wanna rock your body on this day.
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I was head of the church.
I was headed to church.
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LFO's, "Girl OnTV"
She's from the City of Angels
Like Betty Davis, James Dean, and cable.
She's from the city of angels
Like Betty Davis, James Dean, and Gable.
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Radiohead's, "Idioteque"
I say it's coming.
Ice age coming.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
With the birds I share this lonely of you.
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Yunka-tunka girl in a push-up broll.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
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A dance floor to pee on
A dance floor to be on
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Sean Paul's, "Gimme The Light"
Just give me the line and pass the joint.
Jus gimme the light and pass the dro.
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I said a prayer
That someday I would find a boy
And together we'd find Joey.
I said a prayer
That someday I would find a boy
And together we'd find joy.
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Sum 41's, "Hell Song"
Pardon me, pardon me
'Cause I don't know if it's for sure.
Part of me, won't agree
'Cause I don't know if it's for sure.
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The quiet breeding of our Persianly
Caucasian on a Wednesday.
The quiet breathing of our Persian
We call Cajun on a Wednesday.
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Christmas |
Release Mommy not.
Feliz Navidad
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Birds in a glass
Bourbon in a glass
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