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Traditional's, "Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Havanna in egg shells is.
Hosanna In Excelsis.
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1960s |
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of TCP.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB.
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I'm a Puerto Rican bus
I'm a Puerto Rican father.
I'm a gonna raise a fuss
I'm a gonna raise a holler.
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I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you rub-a-dub.
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough.
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Wedding pills are gonna shine.
Wedding bells are gonna chime.
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Puff, the Magic Dragon lived in the sea
And frolicked in the autumn-ness of a land called Tripoli.
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
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Barnaby Wild
Born to be wild
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The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
She was a gay stripper.
She was a day tripper.
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I'll be home, I'll play the xylophone, waiting for you!
I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone, waiting for you!
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The Temptations', "My Girl"
When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made.
When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May.
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1970s |
Laura Teaser, turn 'em on.
You're a tease and you turn 'em on.
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Let's go, space monkey.
Let's go space truckin'.
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And you're losin' all your eyes and nose.
And you're losin' all your highs and lows.
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Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the Vasaline
Life in the fast lane
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And then the cherry winds blew down.
And then the chilly winds blew down.
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She came from Providence
The run-in Rhode Island.
She came from Providence
The one in Rhode Island.
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Watch your hair
And watch your loss
or
Wash your hair
And wash your loss.
What you had
And what you lost.
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We'll accept a young Chinese.
We'll accept a young trainee.
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Kate Bush's, "L'Amour Looks Something Like You"
The thought of your sex machinery.
The thought of you sends me shivery.
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There's a lady ashore, all that glitters is gold.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
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The mean old lady
If it keeps on rainin'
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There's a war inside
Come in ahead.
There's a warning sign
On the road ahead.
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Queen's, "Bohemiam Rhapsody"
The owls above have a devil put aside for me.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
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There ain't a lady and a man so fine, oh my.
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
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The Cuervo gold, the pine cone nuts, yeah!
The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
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Goodbye, baby
or
Goodbye, Sarah.
Goodbye, stranger.
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And her daughter was the bust bra burner.
Isadora was the first bra burner.
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Hey, Ray Rodrigo!
Hey, where did we go?
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1980s |
B-52's, "Love Shack"
Wearin' next to nothin, 'cause it's part of the fun.
Wearin' next to nothin, 'cause it's hot as an oven.
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B-52's, "Love Shack"
You're what?
Henro! Rest it!
You're what?
Tin roof, rusted.
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Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Charlene don't like it
Rock the cash bar.
Shariff don't like it
Rock the Casbah.
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Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy"
'Cause I can't wear her brassiere.
And I can't help myself.
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She was just a b****
or
She was just a mess.
She was just a wish.
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With sunlight and vapor flowers
With some lace and paper flowers
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Hot pocket, check it and see.
Hot blooded, check it and see.
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My brother's doin' dabs on my mother's TV.
My brother's doin' bad, stole my mother's TV.
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81 dollars a night
Ain't even done with the night.
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I smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Smell of wine and cheap perfume.
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Madonna's, "Love Don't Live Here Anymore"
Just don't make it seem
Love don't live here anymore.
Just a vacancy
Love don't live here anymore.
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Menudo's, "Theme to Spartacus and the Sun Beneath the Sea"
Getting hickeys
Burning ruddy
Hidden deeply
Burning brightly
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Show 'em I'm funky, it's wrong to just fight.
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
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Billions of people living as crows
Millions of people living as foes
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Benny turned to die on the short-wave radio.
Benny turned the dial on the short-wave radio.
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Listen to the white wolves squeal.
Listen to the whitewalls squeal.
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Dolphin radio waves
Dopeful radio waves
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Free fallin' Velma, Free Velma
Free fallin', yea I'm, free fallin', yea I'm
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1990s |
I refuse to let you tear up my fry.
I refuse to let a tear from my eye.
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I don't want to miss James Dean.
I don't want to miss a thing.
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Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Ain't nothing but a party.
Ain't nothing but a heartache.
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Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Bridge Masterdiem, home of the Robbie.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
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Barenaked Ladies', "The Old Apartment"
We bought an old house on the 10th floor.
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
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Like a sissy's growing up.
Well I guess this is growing up.
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Their hoof, their hoof, their hoof is on fire.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
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I don't wanna come back down from this town.
I don't wanna come back down from this cloud.
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Insect universe
or
Infinite universe
Indifferent universe
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You know I'm dealing with the devil, in everyone I eat.
You know I'm dealing with the devil, in everyone I meet.
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I had no reason to be airy.
I had no reason to be care-free.
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You know this nectarine is peeled.
You know this boogie is for real.
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If you stink, you're in Heaven.
You may think you're in Heaven.
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No-where else I'd rather pee.
No-where else I'd rather be.
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Isn't that sheep coming to me, nearly?
Isn't that she coming to me, nearly?
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O, Donna, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
O, darling, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
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But I just keep on running back with you and me.
But I just keep on comin back incessantly.
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don't stand 'round in the cold, man.
Dom Sheldom is a cold man.
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Magical! Merriment
Come on, de sims are the best.
Magical or merriment
Communion with Nimrod.
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Check night in da Cola House.
Jack Knight and Dakota House
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I want to vacuum, vacuum, vacuum.
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you.
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I'm feeling very swell.
Take advantage while...
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Hey! Way! I've got a real cowplain.
Hey, wait! I've got a new complaint.
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I'll keep finding jealousy, tell this f***in' God.
I'll keep finding jealousy 'til its f***in' gone.
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Help is on, help is on.
how bizarre, how bizarre.
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Pearl Jam's, "Go"
Tuned to my nooses, so packing it on.
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
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Pearl Jam's, "Go"
Tuned to my nurses, so packing it on.
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
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Pearl Jam's, "Immortality"
Vengeance has no place under here.
Vengeance has no place, to me or her.
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Living in the big chair
Sitting in the big chair
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Sloan's, "C'Mon C'Mon (We're Gonna Get It Started)"
The only thing we got left to do is
Is kill the brokenhearted.
The only thing we got left to do is
Is cure the brokenhearted.
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Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when your n**s get hot.
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot.
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Friendly faces everywhere
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
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Vengaboys', "We're Going to Ibiza"
I look down at the clouds
And I see the plane go down the drain.
I looked down at the ground
And I see the rainbow down the drain.
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2000s |
Why does every fella make things so complicated?
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
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Hang up the phone
I've got a bathroom stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
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He was a skater boy
Man I thought he ate her boy.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Mamalade"
Miss Peanut Head
Misdameanor here
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And I'm luscious I say yes.
And I blush as I say yes.
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My love for you is deja-vu.
My love for you insatiable.
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Evanescence's, "Bring Me To Life"
Save me from the nut that I've become.
Save me from the nothing I've become.
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Twenty Zero One. Where do I belong? Got my behind
But I don't know where my bed has gone.
Twenty Zero One. Where do I belong? I got my mind
And I don't know where my head has gone.
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I see you starin' at the color of my eye.
I see you starin' out the corner of my eyes.
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Used to have a nipple, now I have a c***.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
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It's your premonition where yet.
It’s your fremme neppa venette.
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So tonight, I'll make her my b****.
So tonight, I'll dream she's the bridge.
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Have an a** day.
Have a nice day.
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Tatu's, "All The Things She Said"
Daddy looking at me
Will I have a baby?
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
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From those who bust shots, to those who s*** c***s.
From those who bust shots, to those who stuff cops.
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The White Stripes', "Fell In Love With A Girl"
Fell in love with a gorilla.
Fell in love with a girl.
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The White Stripes', "Fell In Love With A Girl"
I fell in love once and I lost completely.
I fell in love once and almost completely.
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The White Stripes', "Fell In Love With A Girl"
I've been hit with a car.
Red hair with a curl
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country |
Could you cry a little?
Die just a little.
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
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She's my cabaret.
She's my kind of rain.
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