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1950s |
He better shave.
Ain't that a shame?
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1960s |
Beatles', "8 Days A Week"
8 gays Louis, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
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Lay across my big breast baby.
Lay across my brass bed, baby.
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It's snowing and your door is always open.
It's knowing that your door is always open.
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Screw me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Cheer up sleepy G
Oh what could it be
To a daydream, believe down under, home commet creme.
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what could it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
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No need to wear corduroys.
No need to be coy, Roy.
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The Bee Gees', "Holiday"
If the pulpit makes you smile
or
If the poet makes you smile
If the puppet makes you smile
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The Four Tops', "Walk Away Renee"
Don't walk away, Renee
You won't see me with a mean ol' mole.
Just walk away Renee
You won't see me follow you back home.
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1970s |
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Dirty deeds and the Dundo Chief
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
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AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Thirty Trees and The Thunder Chief
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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Tell me 'bout the poor a**hole parked outside your door.
Tell me 'bout the car I saw parked outside your door.
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The bare-assed ho, I must've done somebody wrong.
The bell has toned, I must've done somebody wrong.
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14 joys and a real good Mary.
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry.
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Ma, y'all drove a hot chic car home.
Moja droga, ja cie kocham.
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My Melanesian love
My melody of love
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Hold me closer, China dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
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Spill the wine, Kit Kat girl.
Spill the wine and take that pearl.
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Rainy day people don't cry
They just listen to the Early Show.
Rainy day people don't talk
They just listen till they've heard it all.
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Oh oh oh oh, Charlie Manson.
Oh oh oh oh, Jolly Mon sing.
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Kiss', "Hooligan"
And I mean I eat chicken salad and roast beef!
And I mean every chick in town loves me!
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
'Blind Date' by the light
Blinded by the light
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Pink Floyd's, "The Wall (Part 2)"
We don't need no vegetation.
We don't need no education.
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How's the people living in the street?
House the people, living in the street.
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The Bee Gees', "Nights On Broadway"
Livin' it up on the nights on Broadway.
Blamin' it all on the nights on Broadway.
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1980s |
Say you're a weiner
But man you got to simmer down.
Say you're a winner
But man you're just a sinner now.
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I got my first real sexdream.
I got my first real six-string.
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Smoking in the trees
Only in my dreams
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These mist-covered mountains are all there for me.
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me.
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Duran Duran's, "My Own Way"
Running like a pup sticky pup with you.
Running like a fox to keep up with you.
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Duran Duran's, "Save A Prayer"
Save a prayer for Leone.
Don't say a prayer for me now.
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The heart of rock and roll is Stebeetin.
The heart of rock and roll is still beating.
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My love is in her hair.
Love is in the air.
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Michael Jackson 's, "Billie Jean"
But the Chair is not my sun.
But the kid is not my son.
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Michael Jackson 's, "Smooth Criminal"
Annie, are you Oakely?
or
Annie are you g*y?
Annie, are you O.K.?
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Just tell me you're trying to kill the Seven Year Eight.
Just tell 'em you're trying to cure a seven year ache.
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Stut, pout, pull it out, all takin' and no givin'
Watch the baby while I walk out the door.
Strut pout, cut it out, all taking and no giving
Watch me baby as I walk out the door.
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Into the face of the big god.
Into the face of the beguiled.
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As the 10th impact shivered
And the pink candles gleam.
As the 10th impact shimmered
The forbidden candles beamed.
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Sukret, sukret, I have a sukret.
Secret, secret, I have a secret.
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Beechwood Foreside Senetrate Nine
Beechwood Four Five Seven Eight Nine
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1990s |
Beautiful South's, "How Longs A Tear Take To Dry?"
The heart was getting tired
When I lost a key in a fire.
This heart was like a terdis
When I lost the key in a fight.
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Sword over Plenethor.
Soy un perdedor.
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The steak looks good inside of me.
This state looks down on sodomy.
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Even fool don't chase that girl.
Even food don't taste that good.
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Deee Lite's, "Groove Is In The Heart"
Groove is in my fart.
Groove is in the heart.
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Deee Lite's, "Groove Is In The Heart"
Groover is in the heart.
Groove is in the heart.
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Limp Bizkit's, "Nookie"
I didn't call for duh nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
Such-chaw cah take that cookie
Stick it up yo' (aaaaaaaaah!)
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon!
The nookie!
C'mon!
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up yo' (yeah!)
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Limp Bizkit's, "Nookie"
So you can feel that cookie.
So you can take that cookie
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No Doubt's, "Excuse Me Mister"
I'm like a bagel with no lunch
I'm holding signs up on your street corner, stop
I'm like a beggar with no luck
I'm holding signs up on your street corner stop.
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Pearl Jam's, "Glorified G"
Your 5 birds and I'm a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
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I shave my little tush on the catwalk.
or
I shave my little b*** on the catwalk.
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
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Sash's, "Encore Une Fois"
A common frog
Encore une fois!
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Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' where the master found?
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mask I found?
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The Vandals', "And Now We Dance"
Some seasoned eggs, bite his b***s
And squeeze it 'till it's on his knees.
So seize the day by the b***s
And squeeze until it's on it's knees.
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Hot-headed widows, sex deviants
Pot-headed weirdos, sex deviants
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All tag Nanci
For you low cal is fine.
I'll take Nanci
For you Loretta's fine.
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Talking about ho's I know.
Talking about Hosanna.
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2000s |
Every time I rise me
or
Every time I rise he...
Every time our eyes meet
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Now he's a superstar
So lame and on his guitar.
or
Now he's a superstar
So lame when on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
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You're a sexy guy, I'm an easy girl.
You're a sexy guy, I'm a nice girl.
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Condom in Cafe Ole
Color of Cafe au Lait
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Getting love from the loos
From the bad a** chicks of the Moulin Rouge.
Getting love from the dudes
Four bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge.
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a b***?
Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Oh her black satin G, sways on free.
On her black satin sheets, that's where he started to freak.
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Quail, it's Lady Marmalade.
Creole Lady Marmalade
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Coldplay's, "Don't Panic"
Homes, sinking like stones, all that we thought of
Those places we've known, all of us are done for.
Bones, sinking like stones, all that we fought for
Homes places we've grown, all of us are done for.
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Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
I'm a bus driver
I'm a forgiver.
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon' give up.
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My teeth are old, I wanna die.
My tea goes cold, I wonder why.
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Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
My f****t father must have had his penis up in the punch.
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
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I can't deny it
I'm a f***in' liar.
Y'all can't deny it
I'm a f***in' rida.
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Gather up the pots and the old gin man
The mush in the corner the barley and the bran
Run like the devil from the x-sized man
Keep the smoke from waking Barley.
Gather up the pots and the old tin can
The mush and the corn and the barley and the bran
Run like the devil from the excise man
Keep the smoke from raising, Barney.
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You are a stripper.
You are stellar.
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I am rose berries granddaughter
Spinning image of my father
And when the day is done my mind has stole my biggest fan
Sometimes, I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got freaks that lust me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
That's who I am.
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done, my momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am.
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We take it back to the days of Yeshaulin.
We take it back to the days of 'yes y'all'in'.
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Linkin Park's, "In The End"
It doesn't even f***ed how hard you try.
Doesn't even matter how hard you try.
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Linkin Park's, "Papercut"
Everybody has a fate that they hold inside
A face that awates when they close their eyes
A face that watches everytime I'd lie
A face that laughs every time I f***
(And not just anything)
But everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)
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Linkin Park's, "Runaway"
I wanna run away, I wanna eat a fly
I wanna know truth, instead of eatin' pies
I don't wanna know the answers, I want lies.
I wanna run away, never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth, instead of wonderin' why
I wanna know the answers, no more lies.
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Linkin Park's, "With You"
You Nazi killing everything in sight.
You, now I see, keeping everything inside.
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Malice Mizer's, "Beast Of Blood"
Get dominatrix right.
Get limitless light.
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Take me there. That's no fair.
Take me to that place there where fun unleashes.
Take me there, let's go there.
Take me to that great place with wonders and wishes.
|
Hell stew, goofy you.
Hell's too good for you.
|
Michael Jackson 's, "You Rock My World"
You socked my world
The way you focked me.
You rock my world
The way you talk to me.
|
When I walk up in this place
I and got to eat sprees.
When I walk up in this piece
I ain't gotta even speak.
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Give me two birds, I need two birds.
Give me two pairs, I need two pairs.
|
And I can't take no b****es try na take my baby.
And I can't take no pigeons try na take my baby.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Cabron"
Toblerone, Toblerone
Cabron, Cabron
|
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Zephyr Song"
Fil away on my cellphone.
Fiy away on my zephyr.
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I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in a girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
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Santana's, "Smooth"
Gimme, a hot naked eel, or just forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real, or just forget about it.
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The All-American Rejects', "Swing, Swing"
Swing, swing, form thte tableside of my heart
It's scratched from a former love.
Swing, swing for the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love.
|
They couldn't have agreed with the 'mecha'
Less they didn't understand what the 'mecha' meant.
They couldn't have agreed the the manniquin
Unless they didn't understand what the manniquin meant.
|
Come and eat Sue's spit.
Kommienezuspadt
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Come on into the spot.
Kommienezuspadt
|
I'm a Kathie Lee.
And we can't be late.
|
Westlife's, "When You're Looking Like That"
She's a 5 foot 10 in a catsuit and bendy thighs.
She's a 5 foot 10 in a catsuit and Bambi eyes.
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country |
Don't bother, Colin, to say you're leaving alone.
Don't bother calling to say you're leaving alone.
|
Rudolph Dimpty, why don't you come around?
Boulevard's empty, why don't you come around?
|
So who does your pants belong to today?
So who does your past belong to today?
|
Man I feel like a chicken.
Man I feel like a woman.
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