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Traditional's, "Silent Night"
Round young Virgil, Mother and Child.
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child.
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1960s |
Beatles', "Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Bought some California grass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
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Beatles', "Lucy In The Sky With Daimonds"
I want to kiss the guy beside me.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
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Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
And I saw her face
Now I'm a bulemic.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
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I asked her her name and in a saff-low voice she said Lola.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
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1970s |
Your in-chamber, your in-sorrow
You're enchained by you're own sorrow.
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Here I am
Waiting for this morning to night
Living on the beautiful light
gone on the wind
Making in time.
Here I am
Praying for this moment to last
Living on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Making it mine.
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Every chick is breakin' it, everybody shakin' it
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
I'm-a stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
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Well you can tell by the way I lose my watch
I'm a womans man, no time to talk
Music high and can't get in
And can't get old 'cause I was born
And we can try to understand
How New York Times affects a man.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
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We're German
And I hope you like German too.
We're jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too.
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Spaniel is travellin' tonight on the plains.
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
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This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
This dude is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
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You picked a fine time to leave me Lucy
400 children and their trapped in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
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Kiss', "Firehouse"
She'll adore you and she'll blow you.
She'll adore you and she'll floor you.
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You know the creature likes the cold.
You know the preacher liked the cold.
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Pink Floyd's, "Breathe"
It's good to warm my balls beside the fire.
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire.
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Pink Floyd's, "Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
You seller o' refrigerant
You seer of visions
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Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Spare him his life from his one sausage tea.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
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Queen's, "Dont Stop Me Now"
Now get out of town.
Like an atom bomb
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Rolling Stones', "Sympathy For The Devil"
So many a man sold on faith.
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
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And I got a beer on the run.
And I gotta be all around you.
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1980s |
He's a fat little inspector.
He's a fat little insect.
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Cher's, "Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet and feet on a peel.
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
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Who sums your crown?
Never surrender.
You stand your ground
Never surrender.
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And if your pride won't lead you home
And if your path won't lead you home
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Dream Academy's, "Life In A Northern Town"
Life in a foreign town
Life in a northern town
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Vitamins gonna get you.
The rhythm is gonna get you.
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The woman is wild
And she can tell by apologize you whore.
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jag-u-ar.
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INXS's, "Need You Tonight"
Oh my God, it's a snowman!
All we got is this moment.
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You want to make a
Soup and salad bar
Love a little bacon
Soup and salad bar.
You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
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As salt versus sweater
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
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I was thinkin' a popcorn dress.
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
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J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she cut and bleed?
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
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Put me in coach
I'm ridin' the plane today.
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
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Gotta pull the finger
What a mess we made.
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
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Spin, spin whiskey and gin
I suffer with my a***.
Spin, spin whiskey and gin
I suffer for my art.
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Madonna's, "Like A Prayer"
It's like a dream, knowing and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Never quite as seem.
It's like a dream, no end and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let the choir sing.
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Metallica's, "One"
Oh my breathless highway, sput-tang.
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
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Michael Jackson 's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
You're the best of all.
You're a vegetable.
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Lotta creatures crawl and the dead start to walk in their mass grave.
Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
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There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
There's something in a beehive.
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
This is the end of your life.
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Ozzy Osbourne 's, "Crazy Train"
Millions of people with millions of hoes.
Millions of people living as foes.
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Now the life commands.
Now the light commands.
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Dear Aunt Colette
Why do you move so fast?
Little red Corvette
Baby, you're much to fast.
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I am a worrier.
I am The Warrior.
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Scorpions', "Big City Nights"
Pig City nights
Big city nights
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You strange as angels
Dancing on a dream assumption
Dreaming of a world that's yours
Just like a dream.
You strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest ocean
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream.
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Wham!'s, "Everything She Wants"
If my best isn't good enough
Then hey, you hit me good enough for two
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two?
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I'm bad, salvation wide.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
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1990s |
I just rank to fit the bakah
Dare me to drive?
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
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I just rank to fit the Kool Aid
Dare me to drive?
I just drank a fifth of Kool Aid
Dare me to drive?
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There goes Jerome
He's only stoned.
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes.
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Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Take me down to Prefect Ice City.
Take me down to Paradise City.
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Malice Mizer's, "S-CONCIOUS"
Why don't you sink, father?
What gives you such idea?
Nobody has a difference see, up yours!
Why don't you think farther?
Why can't you suggest idea?
Nobody has a difference in appearance.
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And I won't break it to stay
Now you told me to leave, boy
I will not stand in your way.
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave boy
I will not stand in your way.
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I've been drawn into you magneta, let's rap.
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap.
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He's the one who likes all our pretty sons.
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs.
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Rape the dog again.
Reproductive glands
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I'm bulimic, from the tea.
I'm anemic royalty.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Whip it out now, this is dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Life is stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, and a vato, a mosquito, and a beetle.
With the lights out, its less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
With a lifetime in potatoes
With the lights out, its less dangerous.
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Pearl Jam's, "Animal"
I'd rather be with an Andy Mole.
I'd rather be with an animal.
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Or have you bit your dog again
It bit me (ai ai ai ai)
Does your dog bite? (ai ai ai)
It bit me.
Or have you picked your target yet
Hey Sandy (ai ai ai ai)
Don't you talk back (ai ai ai)
Hey Sandy.
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R.E.M.'s, "Fall On Me"
Find this guy and tell this guy and lift your arms to beg this guy
And ask this guy and ask this guy
To fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me-e-eee.
Buy the sky and sell the sky and lift your arms up to the sky
And ask the sky and ask the sky
Don't fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me.
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Radiohead's, "Bones"
We've got to feed on alien bones.
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Give It Away"
Bob Marley walking like a doggie.
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet.
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We are born in a sack
Believe me, Adia
We are born in a sack.
We are born innocent
Believe me, Adia
We are born innocent.
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'Til this guy falls down on me.
Until the sky falls down on me.
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Don't drink the milk.
Don't freak him out.
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She says she lives for me wation
Woah, motivation.
She says she lives for me, ovation
Her own motivation.
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Wu-Tang-Clan's, "Gravel Pit"
Check out my gravity.
Check out my gravel pit.
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2000s |
Adema's, "The Way You Like It"
I would invite you.
or
I will invite you.
or
I wouldn't fight you.
I'll get inside you.
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Adema's, "The Way You Like It"
When they were young, it's stupid.
When they were young and stupid.
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I'm never gonna find you naked.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
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But her hair was on his face.
But her head was up in space.
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He wanted hair
She'd never tell
Secretly, she had some as well.
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly, she wanted him as well.
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Bowling For Soup's, "Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
All the wendals and the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
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Bowling For Soup's, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Doesn't always make a man.
Does a mullet make a man?
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Wanna screw you in a farm, you look so good.
In school uniform, you look so good.
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Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, and Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Swarm sheets inside warm chili fries.
Make the savage beast inside roar until he cries.
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Slip my girl of 44.
Slip my hoe a forty-fo'.
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Rita Lucinda
Return to sender.
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Used to be gyprox on the satellite.
Used to be, cheap love song, satellite.
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Clowns in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
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Jene's, "Get Into Something"
Drunk queen, drunk queen
Bounce with it, bounce with it.
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Jene's, "Get Into Something"
Here we go where we're gettin' freaks.
Here we go where we get in free.
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Jene's, "Get Into Something"
That's how we're old.
That's how we roll.
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Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me A River"
Buy me a river.
Cry me a river.
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Madonna's, "Die Another Day"
I'm gonna destroy my beagle.
or
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
I'm gonna die another day.
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Sleeping with him must have damn near killed you.
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
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Super sex squirrel
Super sex world
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Welcome to the same place
or
Welcome to the city limits
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Talking to the Singing Girl
Welcome to the saving grace
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "By The Way"
Kissin' on the mountain
or
Kissin' on the meat tray
or
Kitchen and a milkshake
or
Kissin' in a milkshake.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on?
Just a piece of leg to bite on
What a night to fly my kite on.
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There's a mess in down by the 405.
There's a man sitting down by the 405.
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Tea Party's, "The River"
Help me baby, a**.
Help me baby, yes.
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I could not eat rice.
I could not erase it.
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Vengaboys', "Boom Boom Boom Boom"
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go from boom.
or
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna do the shroom.
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom.
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christian |
Traditional's, "The Lord's Prayer"
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hello! How be thy name?
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
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country |
Could you cry a little?
And not just the pitle.
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
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