Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 26, 2003
 
1950s
The Contours', "Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I wasn't Dan.
Original Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't dance.
The Dells', "A Heart Is A House For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those words I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I love you so.
 
1960s
1910 Fruitgum Company's, "1,2,3 Red Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't refuel.
Original Lyrics:
So don't refuse.
1910 Fruitgum Company's, "Simon Says"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your backbone slide.
Original Lyrics:
Let your back bone stiff.
1910 Fruitgum Company's, "Simon Says"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your head into the air.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands into the air.
John Denver's, "Perhaps Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps love is like an ocean
Full of codfish, full of plaice.
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps love is like an ocean
Full of conflict, full of pain.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trooper Beans are gonna blind me
But it won't be blue
Like they always do
'Cause somewhere in the clouds, there's you.
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you.
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these lives and my face getting clearer.
Original Lyrics:
All these lines on my face getting clearer.
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learned my words from pools and some stages.
Original Lyrics:
Live and learn from fools and from sages.
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never tomorrow, the good Lord take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women c** from dusk to dawn.
Original Lyrics:
It went by like dusk to dawn.
Arlo Guthrie's, "City Of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifteen cars and fifteen wrestlin' spiders
Three conductors and twenty-five sock in May.
Original Lyrics:
Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail.
England Dan & John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout Meridian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' about movin' in.
England Dan & John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout that idiot.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' about movin' in.
Frankie Valli & Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder.
Gary Numan 's, "Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here in my car, I keep all these receipts
I can listen to you
In case stay for four nights
In cars.
Original Lyrics:
Here in my car, I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars.
Kiss', "Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bay-blah! Do the things your sister do!
Original Lyrics:
And baby! Do the things he says to do.
Led Zeppelin's, "Hey Hey What Can I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't look like s***
She followed around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm just a young Silver Dollar.
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday by the light
It comes like a Dooshabill roller in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Paul McCartney & Wings', "Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry.
Pink Floyd's, "Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on you miner for truth and illusion.
Original Lyrics:
Come on you miner for truth and delusion.
Rod Stewart 's, "Poolhall Richard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old witches
Original Lyrics:
Poolhall Richard
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Schoolhouse Rock's, "Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Anne Button Orr.
or
I've got and, button oar.
Original Lyrics:
I've got and, but, 'n' or.
The Fortunes', "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be dreaming off your pretty in May.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be dreaming of you, Baby in vain.
Undisputed Truth's, "Smiling Faces (Sometimes)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smilin' faces, smilin' faces sometimes
They don't mean a thang.
Original Lyrics:
Smilin' faces, smilin' faces somtimes
Pretend to be your friend.
 
1980s
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo just like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Incident On 57th Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Romanican boys, all they ever want to do is fight.
Original Lyrics:
Those romantic young boys, all they ever want to do is fight.
Cats', "The Rum Tum Tugger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Rum Tum Tugger is awful annoying.
Original Lyrics:
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing.
Commodores', "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a brick house
She's nice and icy
Lettin' a b*** hang out.
Original Lyrics:
She's a brick house
She's mighty mighty
Lettin' it all hang out.
Diesel's, "Sausalito Summernight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend it on a Rambler with a whirlpool in the tank.
Original Lyrics:
Spend it on a Rambler with a wormhole in the tank.
Diesel's, "Sausalito Summernight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You feed the heap, some multigrade.
Original Lyrics:
You feed the heap some of the grape.
Grateful Dead's, "Touch Of Gray"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cows drinking kerosene
Kid can't pee at seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Cows giving kerosene
Kid can't read at seventeen.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Double Talkin' Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off, Banana Face.
Original Lyrics:
F***ed up, and outta place.
J.D. Souther 's, "You're Only Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're oldie moldie.
or
When you're old and lonely.
Original Lyrics:
When you're only lonely.
Kenny Loggins 's, "Welcome To Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo, woo, hard life
Original Lyrics:
Woo, woo, heartlight
L.A. Guns', "The Ballad Of Jayne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's breaking arms in Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
Now she's breaking hearts in Heaven.
Living Colour's, "The Cult Of Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a f***ed-up, I am a fucked-up, personality.
Or
I am a Coke truck, I am a Coke truck, personality.
Original Lyrics:
I am the cult of, I am the cult of, personality.
Madness', "One Step Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nazi-est sound around
Original Lyrics:
The nutsiest sound around
Ozzy Osbourne 's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ankle ghouls still squeezing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
Ozzy Osbourne 's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to freak shows, I've listened to ghouls
I've watched all the croc files, who make their own rules.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hares at the kumquats
That's what we've been taught.
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
Pink Floyd's, "Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
He only made the mistake of...
Original Lyrics:
He always ate at the steak bar.
Prince & Sheena Easton's, "U Got The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call you bitch in black
Call me takin' a bath
Kruschev, I think I wantcha
You’ve got the look
You’ve got the hook
Soldiers doobie cookin' in my book
Your face is jammin’
Your body’s hector slammin'
This love is good
Let’s skip the rabbit.
Original Lyrics:
Color U peach and black
Color me takin' aback
Crucial, I think I wantcha'
You've got the look
You've got the hook
U sho'nuf do be cookin' in my book
Your face is jammin'
Your body's heck-a-slammin'
If your love is good
Let's get 2 rammin'.
Prince And The Revolution's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. Monkey.
Original Lyrics:
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a square face, and you're addicted to love.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it you're addicted to love.
The Pixies', "Debaser"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is so groovy, oooh how how!
Original Lyrics:
Girlie so groovy, ha ha ha ho!
Yes', "Owner Of A Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owner of a smokey fart
or
Owner of a smoker's cough
Original Lyrics:
Owner of a broken heart
 
1990s
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't Bud Light, it's the tootsie roll.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the butterfly, it's the tootsie roll.
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f***, oh-oh that's old.
Original Lyrics:
The butterfly, uh-uh that's old.
Allure's, "All Cried Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I take the blame?
Original Lyrics:
Why should I take the weight?
Beat Happening's, "Teenage Caveman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage caveman, racked with skin and bone.
or
Teenage caveman, wrapped with skin and bone.
or
Teenage caveman, wrath of skin and bone.
or
Teenage caveman, wrecked with skin and c**.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage caveman, rock with skin and bone.
Bjork's, "Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile and be happy
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
Bucketheads', "The Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
These n**s flowin' in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
These sounds swirl into my mind.
Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson's, "Beauty And The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, Eve and friends
In somebody's Benz
Original Lyrics:
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends.
Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson's, "Beauty And The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surfin' at the sun
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Deftones', "Elite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't piss off the General!
Don't piss off the General!
Original Lyrics:
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his train like always.
Original Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his tray like always.
Edwin McCain 's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stands in your pies that color them waterfall
Stop me and steal my bed
Engines from mouse-holes crust way u high
Never releaving the dead.
Original Lyrics:
The strands in your eyes tha color them wonderful
Stop me and steal me breath
Emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth.
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I in Paraguay, or am I at home?
Original Lyrics:
Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Nirvana's, "School"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an a**hole again
Don't make sense.
Original Lyrics:
You're in high school again
No recess!
No Doubt's, "I'm Just A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a good look at me
Just don't tempt me come porno time.
Original Lyrics:
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of balloon below.
Original Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From a bad boy
Original Lyrics:
From the blackboard
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and made the recess ladies pressed.
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It came down on me, though we care.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
Prodigy's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddam Hussein
Original Lyrics:
Addict insane
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throws her head back as she screams.
Original Lyrics:
Pulls her hair back as she screams.
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know we don't give a f***
'Cuz it's your birthday!
Original Lyrics:
And you know we don't give a f***
It's not your birthday!
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not into having sex
I ain't into making love.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in there having sex
I ain't into making love.
ApologetiX's, "The Real Sin Savior"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that
But my butt crack wasn't workin'.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that
But my braggin' wasn't workin'.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acting like you're someone else
Gets me prostrated.
Original Lyrics:
Acting like you're someone else
Gets me frustrated.
Misheard Lyrics:
I am so wide, I can feel Heather
I am so wide, I can feel Heather
Oh, whatever
Oh, Heather won't feel me.
or
I am so high, I can fear forever
I am so high, I can fear forever
Oh, forever
Forever don't fear me.
Original Lyrics:
I am so high, I can hear Heaven
I am so high, I can hear Heaven
Whoa, but Heaven
No, Heaven don't hear me.
Creed's, "One Last Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am d***s free from the hedge.
Original Lyrics:
I am six feet from the edge.
Darude's, "Feel The Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the pee, feel the pee, feel the pee.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat.
Drowning Pool's, "Bodies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat my nose, eat my nose!
Original Lyrics:
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Eminem's, "Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows his whole back city's ropes.
Original Lyrics:
He knows his whole back's to these ropes.
Good Charlotte's, "My Bloody Valentine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, my wife, please don't die.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my love, please don't cry.
Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me A River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crimea River
or
Grimea River
Original Lyrics:
Cry me a river.
Justin Timberlake's, "Like I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kind of noticed from one night
From the club, your f*** face.
Original Lyrics:
I kind of noticed, from one night
From the club, your frump face.
Kelly Rowland's, "Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craig was always getting back from 20 feet in the air
Had a tryout with the sixes couldn't wait for sadder day
Now we're never gonna see him Sam
Flying high as Toby can.
Original Lyrics:
Greg was always getting back from 20 feet away
Had a tryout with the Sixahs couldn't wait for Saturday
Now we're never gonna see him slam
Flying high as Kobe can.
Korn's, "Helmet In The Bush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday comes in and f***in' friends giving in
I just wonder why.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday confronted circumvents giving in
I just wanna know why.
Korn's, "Mr. Rogers"
Misheard Lyrics:
This f***ing Tatum O'Neal
You give to me the goo
This f***ing Tatum O'Neal
Because of you, my child is gone
Because I loved you.
Original Lyrics:
This f***ing pain that I feel
You gave to me and you
This f***ing pain that I feel
Because of you, my childhood is gone
Because I loved you.
Linkin Park's, "One Step Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to barf.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break.
Marilyn Manson's, "Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's standing on an overpass
An American mile.
Original Lyrics:
She's standing on an overpass
In her Miracle Mile.
Mary J. Blige 's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it perculatin', body shakin'
So use Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Missy Elliot's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your equipment if we're playing here
Original Lyrics:
I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. (played backwards)
Radiohead's, "Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're crazy, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I think you're crazy, maybe.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "By The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip-hop
Original Lyrics:
Con job
Snoop Dogg's, "Got Beef"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any problems, any problems
You can color in my dog.
Original Lyrics:
Any problems, any problems
You can holla' at my dogg.
Snoop Dogg's, "Got Beef"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got beef then give me cheese.
Original Lyrics:
If you've got beef with D.P.G.
Strokes', "Hard To Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'Carolina'.
Original Lyrics:
Raised in Carolina
The Divine Comedy's, "Bad Ambassador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bad a** matador.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bad ambassador.
Tweet's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***, s***, s***
Original Lyrics:
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Westlife's, "Fool Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't believe I'm on the moon again.
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe that I'm the fool again.
Whitney Houston's, "Whachulookinat"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's okay, 'cause I lead the way.
Original Lyrics:
But it's okay, 'cause, either way...
 
Christmas
Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dos perros anos
Original Lyrics:
Properous anos
 
country
Anne Murray's, "You Needed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a Jew, and you were there.
Original Lyrics:
I needed you, and you were there.
Anne Murray's, "You Needed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You needled me, you needled me.
Original Lyrics:
You needed me, you needed me.

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