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Traditional's, "Pledge Of Allegence"
And to the rebuplic for witches' stands
And to the Republic for which it stands.
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Traditional's, "The Star Spangled Banner"
Over ramparts we washed
We're so gallantly streaming.
And the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming.
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1950s |
Got myself ein dollar
Workin' for the Yankee dollar.
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar.
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1960s |
TV Theme's, "Theme From The Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the turn and see a special treat.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
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1970s |
I'll make it up to real people.
I'm making a career of evil.
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Wachoo lay me down in saw grass and letch me dude that's rough.
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
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I believe we'll milk 'em
Ray Barone.
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
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And this turd you cannot shake.
And this bird you cannot change.
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All my doggies out there.
Montgomery's got that answer.
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
And some bloodshot forget-me-not was Daddy's wicked Asian.
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said, 'Daddy's within earshot'.
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Blinded by the light
We took Eliza Dushku a-rovin' in the night.
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Spirits In The Night"
Felt like lice
She felt so nice.
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Queen's, "Bohemian Rapsody"
They still laugh.
Bismillah!
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Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money? No, not for me.
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, Monopoly.
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Nacho, nacho man
Macho, macho man
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You are the magic I'll never feel.
You are a magnet and I am the steel.
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War's, "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
I called you, but you could not goof around.
I called you, but you could not do the rounds.
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1980s |
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Tortoise, I am.
At your desire
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If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
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Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest parlor piece.
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
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What in the world can make it stop?
When the working day is done
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Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Awesome Sugar Hombre
Pour some sugar on me
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Just like Ronnie said
or
Just like what it said
Just like Ronnie sang
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Bake these chicken wings
No longer fry them up
Learn to live fat free.
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
And learn to live so free.
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Ozzy Osbourne 's, "Crazy Train"
I'm gonna leave Sharon to ride the Britney Spears Train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
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No news at six and eleven.
Stop using sex as a weapon.
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18 and Life's too crowded.
18 and life, you got it.
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Take That's, "Back For Good"
I guess now it's time, for me to give up
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick milestone on your coffee cup
or
Got your lipstick mile still on your coffee cup.
I guess now it's time, for me to give up
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
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I'm a young man, come into my basket room.
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
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1990s |
How you opened my life
To a new pair of dice.
How you opened my life
To a new paradise.
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Your hairbrush is mine.
Your hand brushes mine.
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I feel like a caribou.
I feel like the color blue.
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We've got fur.
We blast first.
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Remember me?
I'm the whore who had rabies.
Remember me?
I'm the one who had your baby's eyes.
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I only want to make it go
So if I love you a little more than I show...
I only want to make it good
So if I love you a little more than I should...
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Cranberries', "Zombie"
T***s in your hair
In your head
Some b****, some b****
What's in your head?
In your head
Zombie, zombie
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Hat shoe, hat shoe question
I asked you, I asked you a question.
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It's fine to meet Jamaicans.
It's time to meet your makers.
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Language keeps me lost in a beating.
Language keeps me locked and repeating.
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Lang lang ho! My oesophagus.
Leaving home. Life was never good to me.
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Their tears, fall down, they crash and drown
You dumb thing
Help me, help me
She screams out
You wanna come a long long
Route 666
The roses! Fall down! Then crush!
It's an usual thing
Help me! help me!
She screams out
You wanna come along on
Route 666
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Go on a mission where there's no coming back.
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
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Madonna's, "Erotica"
Pilates, pilates
Erotic, erotic
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Madonna's, "Frozen"
Mmmmmmmm, If I could lift your heart.
Mmmmmmmm, If I could melt your heart.
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Now I've got a body going on on on and
Now I've got a body in my pants.
Now I've got a Party going on on on and
Now I've got a party in my pants.
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Metallica's, "Turn The Page"
You stole my heart.
East of Omaha
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Responsibility, f*** that.
Responsibility, what's that?
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Throw down your umbrella-corn nudes
So I can clap right back.
Throw down your umbilical noose
So I can climb right back.
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Rape the dog again.
Reproductive glands
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Bloody nylon
or
Ugly Nytol
A denial
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
I'm a Lionel, anal binder, I'm a skater, mile of Bean-o!
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It's fun to breathe.
It's fun to lose.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It's fun to breed.
It's fun to lose.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It's hard to breathe.
It's fun to lose.
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Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Load up on goats, abrade your fence
It's fun to loot, and to pretense.
Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend.
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Me-ow, cow heart
Mean heart, cold heart
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Iggy wiggy piggy, can't you see?
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see?
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Dog boy, need your whore.
Dog boy, media whore
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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Love Rollercoaster"
Mutha f***a of love
Rollercoaster of love
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Simian on my way.
Send me on my way.
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Scorpions', "Wind Of Change"
Thank you, but I'd like to sing
What my guitar wants to sing.
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say.
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Everywhere I go
They say, 'Am I okay?'
Everywhere I go
They say it's not okay.
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Take That's, "It Only Takes A Minute, Girl"
It only takes a miracle
To fall in love, to fall in love
It only takes a minute, girl
To fall in love, to fall in love.
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Get up get up get busy do it
I wanna see your botty.
Get up get up get busy do it
I wanna see you party.
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And in the day, everything's compact.
or
And in the day, everything's corn flakes.
And in the day, evrything's complex.
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Love Sex Intelligence
Coming on like a set of stamps.
Love Sex Intelligence
Coming on like a 7th sense.
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And the wizard could get back there.
And I wish I could get back there.
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Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue horn moon?
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
For desire, f*** your parents.
Boy this oughta bug your parents.
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And you look good in an ashtray.
And you look good on an x-ray.
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2000s |
J***in' off his guitar
Slammin' on his guitar
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All out of breath, all have to pee.
All that has been, all that's to be.
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If only I could trade the fancy cars for the chance to date
It's incomparable.
If only I could trade the fancy car for a chance today
Is incomparable.
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Britney Spears', "I'm A Slave 4 U"
Leaving behind my lemonade
Leaving behind my name and age
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Britney Spears', "I'ma Slave For You"
What would it take for you to just sleep with me?
What would it take for you to just leave with me?
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Leave me alone.
Ring the alarm.
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Coldplay's, "The Scientist"
It's such a shame for us to fart.
It's such a shame for us to part.
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Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Her arms went oomp-pie-yoomp.
With arms wide open
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Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
My f****t father must have had his panties up in the punch.
My f****t father must have had his pennies up in a bunch.
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InMe's, "Crushed Like Fruit"
But you needed to know
That I liked 'em young.
But you needed to know
That I lied to you.
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Don't be cruel to the crocs that I bought
or
Don't be crude to the rocks Daddy got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
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Crucify the name.
or
Crucify the David.
Crucify, then learn.
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Commie troopers
We be troopers.
Give me two pair
I need two pair.
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As Sharon, this relationship gets older, older.
As sharing this relationship gets older, older.
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Ok Go's, "Get Over It"
Lotta nuts, lotta snakes
Lotta knots, lotta snags
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I see your flag on a Bible arch.
I seen your flag on the marble arch.
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Oh Baby, like a ten pound goat.
Oh Baby, like a ten pound note.
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Whore! F*** the sister!
War! F*** the system!
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You! Running on the wall!
You! What do you own the world?
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You! Whaddy on the wall!
You! What do you own the world?
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Christmas |
Traditional's, "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Hark, the Harold angels sing.
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
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country |
But it picked up that old east shore
Especially late at nite.
But it picked up that oldies show
Especially late at night.
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Stroken up true love
Token of true love
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Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
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Sauntered north and flossed my teeth
Against a sky of baby blue.
Saw a northbound flock of geese
Against a sky of baby blue.
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Your hairbrush is mine.
Your hand brushes mine.
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How you opened my life
To a new pair of dice.
How you opened my life
To a new paradise.
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I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
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