Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 24, 2003
 
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Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three French men...
Original Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens...
Traditional's, "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus had women friends as well.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel.
Traditional's, "The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
José, can you see?
By the darn surly light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh say, can you see?
By the dawn's early light.
 
1950s
Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream.
Doris Day's, "Que Sera Sera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, shut up, shut up!
Original Lyrics:
Que sera sera
Marilyn Monroe's, "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timpanis!
Original Lyrics:
Tiffany's!
 
1960s
Beatles', "For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you more than Africa, I do.
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than ever girl, I do.
Beatles', "Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who buys the money when you pay the rent?
Original Lyrics:
Who finds the money when you pay the rent?
Beatles', "Maggie Mae"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tiz the part of Liverpool
Vera took me to.
Original Lyrics:
To the port of Liverpool
They returned me to.
Beatles', "Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my mind
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There, beneath the blue suburban skies.
Beatles', "She's A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't get me pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
My love don't give me presents.
Beatles', "She's A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a woman and not a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's a woman who understands.
Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and a she-donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care.
Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby donkey
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
Diana Ross And The Supremes', "Stop In The Name Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop in my neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
Stop in the name of love.
Donovan's, "Sunshine Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Superman of Mylène ain't got nothin' on me.
Original Lyrics:
Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nothin' on me.
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
The answer my friends, is blowin' in the wind.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked on frosted flakes.
Original Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields.
The Beatles', "8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey Louise, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
The Beatles', "Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Bobby Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
 
1970s
America's, "Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I understand you've been plumbing for the man
That is called the Sandman
He spits in your eye like a burger in the sky
Of a hurricane of the handman.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I understand you've been running from the man
That goes by the name of the Sandman
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye
Of a hurricane that's abandoned.
Doobie Brothers', "Echoes Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmonica Joe
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of control.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it up with a four-stroke.
or
Keep it up with a porn star.
or
Get it off with a porn star.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it up with the force, don't stop.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it up with a four-stroke.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it up with the force, don't stop.
Queen's, "Somebody To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spin on my ears and believe in you.
Original Lyrics:
I spent all my years in believing you.
Quincy Jones 's, "Ai No Corrida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the fever.
Original Lyrics:
Ai no corrida.
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, big ol' jelly line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
Stevie Wonder's, "Higher Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ's, keep on DJ-in'.
Original Lyrics:
Teachers, keep on teachin'.
The Ramones', "Teenage Lobotomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottom line
Original Lyrics:
Lobotomy
The Ramones', "We're A Happy Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Hate Mom and Dad.
Original Lyrics:
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy.
The Who's, "Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Throbbing Gristle's, "Discipline"
Misheard Lyrics:
We need some disciplined hair.
Original Lyrics:
We need some discipline in here.
Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy Warhol said 'Hello'.
Original Lyrics:
Andy Wolloe said 'Hello'.
Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in Jordan.
Original Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, time. Even downtown, voices carry.
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry.
100 Years', "The Cure"
Misheard Lyrics:
The circus comes in under a yellow moon.
Original Lyrics:
The soldiers close in under a yellow moon.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss chillin' Joe and all my f***ing friends.'
But that discreet understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss Jill and Joe and all my funky friends.'
But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
Air Supply's, "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love, have another night off.
Original Lyrics:
Making love out of nothing at all.
Alan Parsons Project's, "Games People Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives knowing no one gives us a damn.
Original Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand.
Anthrax's, "Got the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick a ticket in your head.
Original Lyrics:
Got the time tick - tick - tickin in my head.
Bob Seger 's, "Old Time Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me heretic
Call me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic
Call me what you will.
Dan Fogelberg 's, "Leader Of The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the band has died
And his eyes are growing old.
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old.
F.R. Davis 's, "Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds don't fly easy.
Original Lyrics:
Words don't come easy.
Glen Frey 's, "You Belong To The City"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in your food, it's in your house.
Original Lyrics:
It's in your blood, it's in your moves.
INXS's, "Don't Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't change the earth
Don't change a thing for me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't change for you
Don't change a thing for me.
John Mellencamp's, "Ain't Even Done With The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred Sanford singin' on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
And Sam Cooke singin' on the radio.
Kon Kan's, "I Beg Your Pardon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to ask her?
Do you want to fight, sir?
Original Lyrics:
Leo's got a hair set
Leo's got a flat top.
Metallica's, "Where the Wild Things Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
All children touch themselves.
Original Lyrics:
All children touch the sun.
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie Eleison"
Misheard Lyrics:
The party's over just my memories
The body burns into my flame.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame.
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
More Duran.
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'.
Peter Gabriel 's, "In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the fruitless orchards
Original Lyrics:
With all our fruitless searches
Pseudo Echo's, "Funky Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat in a bomb
Original Lyrics:
Gotta move on, on
Roger Waters', "4:30 am (Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we pulled off into a Playboy.
Original Lyrics:
So we pulled off into a layby.
Scritti Politti's, "Small Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Seventh Heaven
Looking for things we do in this world doing badly baby.
Original Lyrics:
These seven Heavens
If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing badly baby.
The Cure's, "Hot Hot Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, I like it when that black man comes.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, I like it when that lightning comes.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only cocaine keeps me together.
Original Lyrics:
Only hope can keep me together.
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were so in love
In our dance hall days
We were cool as Christ.
Original Lyrics:
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
Warren Zevon 's, "Looking For The Next Best Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd appreciate the best
But I saw it ain't burlesque.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate the best
But I'm settlin' for less.
 
1990s
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home of Ferrari
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta tap, tap, tap on the microphone.
or
I got 2 ton gorrillas and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
Beck's, "Where It's At"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got twenty-two pebbles and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turn-tables and a microphone.
Celine Dion 's, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the tombstones to dust.
Original Lyrics:
All the tears turned to dust.
Cypress Hill's, "Dr. Greenthumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to counter just where I'm from.
Original Lyrics:
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from.
Heywood Banks', "Indianapolis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meridian Street, you are a colony.
Original Lyrics:
Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
Kylie Minogue's, "Love Is Contagious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mashed potatoes
or
Squashed tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Love is contagious.
Lita Ford's, "Shot Of Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boyz II Men
Original Lyrics:
Poison me.
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The soda straw has been pulled for you.
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw has been pulled for you.
Orchestral Manuevers In The Dark's, "Walking On The Milkyway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing all that pink fluff
Acting like we're real tough.
Original Lyrics:
Walking on the big stuff
Acting like we're real tough.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke and passed away.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Porno For Pyros', "Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll mix with pets.
Original Lyrics:
We'll make great pets.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With love I fear it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the blood that's shed its a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Stabbing Westward's, "Shame"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I have sex without you?
Original Lyrics:
How can I exist without you?
 
2000s
Atomic Kitten's, "The Tide Is High"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kinda girl who gives out just like that.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Frankenstein, I did it my way.
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, 'I did it my way.'
Britney Spears', "I'm-a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinky, kinky.
Original Lyrics:
Get it, get it..
Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, And Pink's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh his black saggy jeans swear start to feel yeah.
Original Lyrics:
On her black satin sheets
That's where he started to freak, yeah.
Coldplay's, "The Scientist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't eat liver.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you shiver.
Flogging Molly's, "If I Ever Leave This World Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wherever I am, you'll always be
More than just a man, Maureen.
Original Lyrics:
Wherever I am, you'll always be
More than just a memory.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dont suppose I'll ever know
Some meat can be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around here.
Original Lyrics:
Dont' suppose I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around it.
Holly Vallance's, "Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to act like it's hard.
or
You don't have to act like a snob.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to act like a star.
Jewel's, "Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow, is he gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow, is he gone tomorrow?
John Mayer 's, "Love Song For No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired of being at home, so hurry up, pancake.
Original Lyrics:
So tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here.
Kelly Osbourne's, "Papa Don't Preach"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be young at heart, but I'm not Aimme.
Original Lyrics:
I may be young at heart, but I'm not a baby.
Lambretta's, "Bimbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been freakin' since they won
A friendly kissing competition.
Original Lyrics:
She´s been fakin'since day one
A friendly kiss includes no tongue.
Lambretta's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is loosing weight
And their son is laying in my bedroom.
Original Lyrics:
The air is losing weight
And the sun is lighting up my bedroom.
Lifehouse's, "Spin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I say not only I found you
But I wouldn't chain a thing.
Original Lyrics:
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing.
Linkin Park's, "One Step Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I'm one step closer to the fridge and I'm about to eat!
Original Lyrics:
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break!
Nick Carter's, "I Stand For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal my girlfriend and then I'm leavin'
'Cause I'm free, yeah, to say what I wanna say and I'm feelin'
Then I stop to get away.
Original Lyrics:
So tell my girlfriend that I'm leavin'
'Cause I'm free, yeah, to say what I wanna say and I'm feelin'
That it's time to get away.
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm for steakin'.
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm mistaken.
Paul Oakenfold feat. Shifty Shellshock's, "Starry-Eyed Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
X-Box, laser beams, flashing lights
Original Lyrics:
Sweat box, laser beams, flashing lights
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the blood that's shed its a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burglar shade, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the buzz of Cher, it's a lonely vew.
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
Steel Dragone's, "Blood Pollution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looked in the mirror and I saw I was white.
Original Lyrics:
Looked in the mirror, all I saw was white.
U2's, "Beautiful Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the world in Gruden blue.
Original Lyrics:
See the world in green and blue.
Usher's, "U- Turn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's calling you a turd.
Original Lyrics:
Come on come on, it's called the U-Turn.
 
country
Clint Black's, "State Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dressed like a big balloon.
Original Lyrics:
Mind drifts like a big balloon.
Shania Twain 's, "From This Moment On"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I take a whiff
Original Lyrics:
As long as I live
Vince Gill's, "One More Last Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm gonna have to teach you how to dance.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin', boy
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death.

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