Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 21, 2002
 
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Andrews Sisters', "Bei Mir Bist Du Schon"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dear bistro chain
Original Lyrics:
Bei mir bist du schon
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her tv away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her T-Bird Away
Buffalo Springfield's, "For What It's Worth"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand people on the sleet.
Original Lyrics:
A thousand people on the street.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are sawdust, we are golden,
we are billing year old cartons
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden,
we are billion year old carbon
The Beatles', "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You in the sky and you die
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay for Black Rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
 
1970s
Crosby, Stills & Nash's, "Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girly Garabald
Original Lyrics:
She's a girl and you're a boy
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's, "Cinnamon Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
A drem of old pitchers,
a run in the night
Original Lyrics:
A dreamer of pictures,
I run in the night
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's, "Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
This summer I hear the strumming,
forget the Ohio
Original Lyrics:
This summer I hear the drumming,
four dead in Ohio.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's, "Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if you knew that four people were dead on the ground?
Original Lyrics:
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis, Jr.'s, "You Don't Have To Be A Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
To feed the world, curl, with your happiness
or
You're rejecting the herd,
To feed the word, girl, what you're happenin'
Original Lyrics:
Though you're rejected and hurt,
To me you're worth, girl what you have within
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a long ride on a waterslide
Original Lyrics:
Take a long ride on my motorbike
 
1980s
Misheard Lyrics:
He's feeling like a radio
or
He's feeling like a radiant
Original Lyrics:
He's feeling like an alien
Misheard Lyrics:
He's feeling like a radiant
or
He's feeling like a radio
Original Lyrics:
He's feeling like an alien
Bon Jovi's, "Living on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a ca here Leanne.
Original Lyrics:
Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon
Eddie Money's, "Gimme Some Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Michigan border
Original Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican border
Eddie Money's, "Gimme Some Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit that horse in the ass
'Cause at last I guess
Original Lyrics:
Hit that horse in the ass
Close my last dyin' gasp
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Original Lyrics:
This is a madhouse
Feels like being home
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a manly man
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
Jimmy Barnes', "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three legged dog
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Ozzy Ozbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegtables not peeling, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a doctor!
or
I'm adopted!
Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, hey!
Simon Paul's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Eddie
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomar Tinique, that man's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
 
1990s
Billy Joel's, "Leningrad"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl was born in spring of '44.
Original Lyrics:
Viktor was born in spring of '44.
Black Crowes', "Hard to Handle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey little thing let me rock your tenticle
'cause mama I know I'm a hand me down, yes around
Original Lyrics:
Hey little thing, let me light your candle now
'cuz mama I'm sure hard to handle
Cake's, "Daria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing on a cake
Original Lyrics:
Like icing on a cake
Celine Dion's, "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are searching my heart and my heart will go on and on
Original Lyrics:
You are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on
Eiffel 65's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, almost G'd out and died
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di
LFO's, "Girl on TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's from the city of angles,
like Bette Davis, Jane Seymore, and Table
Original Lyrics:
She's from the city of angels,
like Bette Davis, James Dean, and Gable
New Kids On The Block's, "Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime we hear the gerkin call
Original Lyrics:
Everytime we hear the curtain call
Prodigy's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victor
Original Lyrics:
Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
Queensryche's, "Jet City Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in a quarry
Original Lyrics:
Jet city woman
Queensryche's, "Jet City Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in a quarry
Original Lyrics:
Jet city woman
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the 'burbs I share this only view
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely view
Tool's, "Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you there, and Harry's gonna pay
Original Lyrics:
See you down in Arizona Bay
White Zombie's, "More Human Then Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
More Cuban then human
Original Lyrics:
More human then human
 
2000s
Bush's, "Glycerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss her ring
kiss her ring
Original Lyrics:
Glycerine
Glycerine
Enya's, "One By One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One by one my leaves fall
one by one my tales are told
Original Lyrics:
One by one my leaves call
one by one my tales are gold
Green Day's, "Fashion Victim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having an erection-go! go!
Original Lyrics:
Do the anorexa go-go
Iio's, "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you can make my ankles sore
F*** some fire even more
Original Lyrics:
Since we connect behind closed doors
Spark this fire even more
Iio's, "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar you make life so comfy
Rat you taste so sweet
or
Sugar you make my soak um feet
Raptor tastes so sweet
Original Lyrics:
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet
N'sync's, "Pop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just worry 'bout trust 'cause I'm a gay mind
Original Lyrics:
Just worry about yours 'cause I'ma get mine
Nickelback's, "This Is How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you
Nickleback's, "How You Remind Me "
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream, 'Are we having funyons?'
Original Lyrics:
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
Radiohead's, "Optomistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying off to Canada
Living down in Panama
Original Lyrics:
Fodder for the animals
Living on animal farm
System of a Down's, "Toxicity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating cheese is a pasttime activity
Original Lyrics:
Eating seeds is a pasttime activity
Trik Turner's, "Friends & Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see your face when the water's rum
Original Lyrics:
As deep as the abyss where the waters run
Usher's, "You Don't Have To Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay, girl
Cuz I'ma be alright tonight
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call
it's okay,girl
cuz I'ma be a ride tonight
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're dooky
Original Lyrics:
I know that you don't care
 
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Newsboys', "Cornelius"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, we don't shave
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, it don't chafe

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