Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 20, 2002
 
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Traditional's, "Rocky Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I was on a rocky top
Down by the Tennessee Bay
Original Lyrics:
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
 
1950s
Sam Cooke's, "You Send Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you send me
or
IOU send me
Original Lyrics:
Darling you send me
 
1960s
Beatles', "All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the ship! Shock the tree!
Original Lyrics:
Sail the ship! Chop the tree!
Beatles', "Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep blueness
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
The Monkees', "Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clocksville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
 
1970s
Al Stewart's, "The Year Of The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a head in there she'll eat you too
Original Lyrics:
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
America's, "Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs
Original Lyrics:
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
Cat Stevens', "Peace Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef string Sunday Lauda
Original Lyrics:
Peace train sounding louder
Chaka Khan's, "I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every woman's etouffee
Original Lyrics:
Every word from A to Z
Johnny Rivers', "Swayin' to the Music (Slow Dancin')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest of the world so far away in smog
Original Lyrics:
Rest of the world so far away and small
Staple Singers', "Respect Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the shit off your face boys,
it's a brand new day.
Original Lyrics:
Take the sheet off your face boys,
it's a brand new day.
Steve Miller's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickled jet airliner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll turn into a bottle of Blitz
Original Lyrics:
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colby!
Original Lyrics:
Call me!
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, Amelia
You come on now
You come on now
Original Lyrics:
Karma,karma, karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Damn Yankees', "High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take the higher love?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me high enough?
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who had the money to disagree?
or
Who had a mind to disagree?
Original Lyrics:
Who am I to disagree?
Fleetwood Mac's, "Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time receives with a fickle drop
Just ignore it on a mountain top
Gut the corn in your can
Original Lyrics:
Time recedes with a fatal drop
Dusty fury on a mountain top
Cut the cord if you can
Fleetwood Mac's, "Isn't It Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, come and collect it
You had to start a rake each time
When my poor heart never connected
You stayed so long on my mind
Original Lyrics:
So cool, calm and collected
You had a style, a rakish style
Well my poor heart never connected
You'd stay so long on my mind
Fleetwood Mac's, "Mystified"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me Mr. Five
Original Lyrics:
You got me mystified
Fleetwood Mac's, "When I See You Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dream says I love you
And the dream is gone
So she spends her nights on the hill
Well at least there's a dreamer
Original Lyrics:
And the dream says I want you
And the dream is gone
So she stays up nights on end
Well at least there's a dream left
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a radio talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
Inner City's, "Good Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more phantoms, only patterns
In the good life
Original Lyrics:
No more bad times, only glad times
In the good life
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town the deh-dens whirl
With Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
ZZ Top's, "Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in someone's sleepin' bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin' bag
ZZ Top's, "Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it makes no diff'rence 'cause there ain't no debt
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we'll whip out our mattress 'cause there ain't no beds
 
1990s
Blind Guardian's, "The Bard's Song: The Hobbit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart to the hill we've to go
Original Lyrics:
Far to be the hill we've to go
Drivin' 'n' Cryin''s, "Fly Me Courageous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying cool rages
Original Lyrics:
Fly me courageous
East 17's, "House of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not Bothered about your Ninja, Not Bothered about a brief
In the House of love, Everybody has fleas
Original Lyrics:
Not Bothered about religion, Not Bothered about a belief
In the House of love, Everybody is free
Eleven's, "Reach Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to me
Original Lyrics:
Reach out to me
Jamiroquai's, "High Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids won't give it up
Kids won't give a f*ck
Original Lyrics:
Kids wanna give it up
Kids wanna give it up
Jamiroquai's, "Travelling Without Moving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know all we're doing is travelling without moving
or
Don't know why we're doing this travelling without moving
Original Lyrics:
I know all we're doing is travelling without moving
Jamiroquai's, "You Are My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yule a mile, love
or
Yule a mile of
or
You are Mylar
Original Lyrics:
You are my love
Pet Shop Boys', "Only The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only the wind
blowing council on the street
Original Lyrics:
It's only the wind
blowing cans along the street
The Newsboys', "Lost The Plot"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have lost the plum
Original Lyrics:
We have lost the plot
Theme Song's, "Theme from CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof & a o
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
 
2000s
Brandy's, "What About Us?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't ever compensate me.
or
You don't ever conversate me.
Original Lyrics:
You don't ever call to see me.
Cher's, "Love One Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fist is just a pumpkin,
it can come apart
Original Lyrics:
A fist is just a hand,
it can come apart
David Usher's, "Black Black Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating all your kings and queens
All your sex and McDonalds
Original Lyrics:
I'm eating all your kings and queens
All your sex and your diamonds
Eden's Crush's, "Whats Good for the Goose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whats good for the goose is good for the panda
Original Lyrics:
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander
Garbage's, "Breaking Up The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighty million ways to kill you
Original Lyrics:
They've a million ways to kill you
Geri Halliwell's, "It's Raining Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Israelli men
Original Lyrics:
It's raining men
Hanson's, "This Time Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't rape another midget
Original Lyrics:
I won't wait another minute
Michelle Branch's, "Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always feel your sore
Original Lyrics:
I always feel you so
Minium's, "Codeine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll down me in your bed tomorrow,
I can't leave my mum is on fire
Original Lyrics:
And you drown me in your head of sorrow,
I can't breathe, my lungs are on fire
Nelly Furtado's, "On The Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
But underneath I think it's a lot of urine
Original Lyrics:
But underneath I think it's a lot of yearning
Nickleback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm stinking
Original Lyrics:
This time I was mistaken
Sting's, "Desert Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the sweeting oxidation
Original Lyrics:
Is the sweet intoxication of her love
Vertical Horizon's, "We Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel, wheel
Original Lyrics:
We are, we are
 
Christmas
Incubus', "Pardon Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burp
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burn
 
christian
Earthsuit's, "Schizophreniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changing my coblers as locust brains
Original Lyrics:
Changing my colors as focus brings
 
country
Martina McBride's, "Whatever you say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write it down in pencil
Whatever you say
Original Lyrics:
Right now it depends on
Whatever you say

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