Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 18, 2002
 
1960s
Surfaris', "Wipeout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights Out!
Original Lyrics:
Wipeout
The Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give for free
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin thing
The Zombies', "Time of the Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take you and disown you
Original Lyrics:
To take you in the sun to
Young Rscals', "Groovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me and Leslie
Groovin' on a Sunday Afternoon.
Original Lyrics:
You and me endlessly
Groovin' on a Sunday Afternoon.
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deed Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Jeans of Doctor Cheek
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Bob Marley And The Wailers', "I Shot The Sherriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat in sherbert
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sherriff
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
George Harrison's, "Bangla Desh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farm the dead, farm the dead
Original Lyrics:
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Curtis Lowe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing me a song Curtis Blow, Curtis Blow
Original Lyrics:
Sing me a song Curtis Lowe, Curtis Lowe
 
1980s
B-52s', "Roam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roam Nipsy Russell
Original Lyrics:
Roam if you want to
Breathe's, "Hands to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you called my friend's nuts best
Original Lyrics:
Tonight you calmed my restlessness
Guns N Roses', "Nightrain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the wedding car to the liquor store
Original Lyrics:
Take your credit card to the liquor store
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissing balloons in the jumbo
Original Lyrics:
Kissing baboons in the jungle
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Early as a sista bub
Original Lyrics:
Simply irresistable
Tina Turner's, "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need another wey hole
All we want is my piano, my piano
Original Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome
Whitesnake's, "Slow An' Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is feeling constipated,
It's beating like a big bass drum
Original Lyrics:
My heart is beating faster, babe,
It's beating like a big bass drum
 
1990s
2Pac's, "Troublesome 96"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bubblegum Digger
Original Lyrics:
Troublesome Nigger
Black Crowes', "Hard to Handle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And i've got some rolling stones
Original Lyrics:
And I've got some more in store
Dimmu Borgir's, "Master of Disharmony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master of death,
take my beautiful life
Original Lyrics:
Master of death,
take my pitiful life
Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard it all before
Sell doughnuts at my door
Original Lyrics:
I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
Guns N Roses', "November Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or rockers end up walking
Original Lyrics:
Or i'll just end up walking
Massive Attack's, "Karmacoma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karmacoma, Jamaican aroma
Original Lyrics:
Karmacoma, Jamaica and Roma
Nevermore's, "All Play Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the essence of chai
Original Lyrics:
You are the axis of time
New Kids On The Block's, "Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the girls with the girls in the hair
Original Lyrics:
See the girls with their curls in their hair
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa one who likes all our pretty socks
Sunny likes to sing along
Eddy likes to shoot his gut
Buddy don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
you nasty ass
Original Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs
and he likes to sing along
and he likes to shoot his gun,
but he don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
and I say, Yeah
Oasis', "Wonderwall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And baby, you're gonna be the one that shaves me.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me.
Sarah McLachlan's, "Building a Mystery"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stretch your ass to wear a suicide boat
Original Lyrics:
You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
Spice Girls', "Naked"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not sharing cigarettes with any old fool,
now she's gonna keep them all
Original Lyrics:
Not sharing secrets with any old fool,
and now she's gonna keep her cool
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one who puts your little heart to beat
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
Tu-Pac's, "I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
The underground just don't shop for clothes
Original Lyrics:
The underground just don't stop for hoes
 
2000s
2 Unlimited's, "No Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We do what we want
And we do it with pie
Original Lyrics:
We do what we want
And we do it with pride
Arthouse's, "Arthouse Remains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking I'm Jesus slash you
Original Lyrics:
Thinking of cheese slash you
Belle And Sebastian's, "I Fought In A War"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fart on the wall
Original Lyrics:
I fought in A war
F.R. David's, "Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Melody's for my best friend
But my words are coming along
Then I... I reveal my heart to you and
Original Lyrics:
Melody's so far my best friend
But my words are coming out wrong
And I... I reveal my heart to you and
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
Original Lyrics:
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
K-ci & JoJo's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see you, f**kin see you
Original Lyrics:
I can't see you, if I can't see you
Lio's, "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you can make my ankles sore
F*** some fire even more
Original Lyrics:
Since we connect behind closed doors
Spark this fire even more
Lio's, "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar you make life so comfy
Rat you taste so sweet
or
Sugar you make my soaking feet,
Raptor tastes so sweet
Original Lyrics:
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet
Nas', "Got Yourself A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you got yourself some gum
Original Lyrics:
I hope you got yourself a gun
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Little Women' must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damn near killed you
No Doubt's, "Beauty Contest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look how sunburn my manity is
Original Lyrics:
Look how somber my vanity is
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Blurry"
Misheard Lyrics:
To build my world around you,
its tougher than I thourght
Original Lyrics:
My whole world surronds you,
I stumble then I crawl
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Blurry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could be my sun, woah
You could be my sea
Original Lyrics:
You could be my someone
You could be my sea
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Blurry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I'll protect you from all of the unclean.
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'll protect you from all of the obscene.
Shakia's, "Whenever, Wherever "
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don’t confuse them with 'muffins'
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don’t confuse them with 'Mountains'
Shakira's, "Underneath Your Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
For being such a good good hottie
Original Lyrics:
For being such a good girl honey
Steps', "Buzzz"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the way you act,
like you're notching on
Original Lyrics:
I see the way you act,
like you're nonchalant
Sum 41's, "Fat Lip"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't give a pig about nothin'
Original Lyrics:
I don't give a shit about nothin'
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma should put a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
The Offspring's, "Come Out Swinging"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb ass swinging
Original Lyrics:
Come out swinging
 
Christmas
Vanilla Ice's, "Ice Ice Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo use solvent
Original Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it
 
country
Bryan White's, "Love is the Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put up and just shut up
Original Lyrics:
So pull open your shutters

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