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Traditional's, "Do, A Deer"
Ti, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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1960s |
Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Joan S. Whizzical,
studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times That must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot-be so...' oh oh oh P. C.
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
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Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Maxwell Edison major ring in medicine
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the picture sho-o-o-ow?'
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?'
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Got no money, but I don't know why
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
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They say our love won't fade around
I got flowers in the spring,
I got you, you were my ring
They say our love won't pay the rent
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
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The Beatles', "Ob-la-di, ob-la-da"
Desmond take a trolley to the jewel osco
Desmond take a trolley to the jewelers store
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1970s |
Bob Marley & The Waliers', "Waiting In Vain"
From the very first time I placed my eyes on you girl
My horse has followed through
From the very first time I placed my eyes on you girl
My heart says follow through
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Stay active and you'll grow older
And you will join good help along the way
Join the Act of People over 60 today.
Stay active as you grow older
And you'll enjoy good health along the way
Join the Active people over 60 today.
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I'm your second hand dues
or
I'm your second hand dude
or
I'm your second hand blues
I'm your second hand news
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You won't paradite
You want paradise
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God bless the trees, Mrs Robinson
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
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Crowd before us and anticipate you gentle smile
Crowded halls anticipate your gentle smile
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That would surely convey when you would go
There would surely come a day when you would go
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Sometimes I'd sit and gaze the days
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze for days
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She keeps her lady's love from me all the time
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
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Put me on on your brand new record album
Put me on I'm your brand new record album
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Lunch box head on his knees with
Coffee sandwiches and brie
For me
Lunch box held all his needs with
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
For me
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Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Bottle of Blitz,
Bottle of Blitz
Ballroom Blitz,
Ballroom Blitz
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1980s |
Change to Channel 2,
I wanna watch the news.
Change the channel too,
I wanna watch the news.
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You're the kinda I like uh
You're my kinda lover
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Like a cowboy, on a steel horse high rise
Like a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
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Brude Springsteen's, "Hungry Heart"
Everybody's got a hungry horse
Everybody's got a hungry heart
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Def Leppard's, "Love Bites"
She speakin' the Japanese
It's bringin' me to my knees
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I believe in knuckles
I believe in miracles
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Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Last night I dreamt of some petrol
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
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B'bop, b'bop, bah Kaboom!
B-bob, b-bob, Bobbi Sue
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It'll fire up! It'll fire up!
Elvira! Elvira!
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Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in The Wall Part II"
No dogs are gathered in the classroom
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
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Let me take French
Lunatic fringe
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1990s |
Say the worst is over
Kickin' over a can
Say the worst is over
Kick it over again
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I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in
My golden pikachu
I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in
My broken dreams of you
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Tell as long as time
Tell as old as time
Tale as long as time
Tale as old as time
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Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
I get no doubt
I get knocked down
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These are the songs I no longer sing
December Songs I no longer sing
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Coolio's, "Gangsta's Paradise"
I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind
Got my tan in my hand and the cream in my eye
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my tin in my hand and a gleam in my eye
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Call it a grapevine
Caught in the breakdown
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Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
I'm about to fit in everything all at once
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once
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I'd make you crawl up my leg
I'd make you call out my name
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Hung like a horse
or
Hot like a ho
Head like hole
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Jungle at the waters edge
Don't go down to the water's edge
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It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked,
With her tears because her baby's life has been her En Vogue
It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked,
With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked
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So don't delay act now
Supplies are running out
But now if you're still alive
Six to eight years to arise
So don't delay act now
Supplies are running out
Allow if you're still alive
Six to eight years to arive
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Snow's, "Informer"
People may say that I come from Jamaica,
But I was born and raised in Connecticut from the one that's Genoa
People them say you come from Jamaica,
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know
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You gotta smile, smile, smile, smile
Sell your body down and whitey's all around
You gotta slam! slam! slam! slam!
Slam your body down and wind it all around
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It bleeds today no condemnation
It leaves today no conversation
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The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Hey, c'mon try a little, nothing is forever.
There's got to be something better than in the mirror.
The incinerator, put it all together,
we could drop it hard with warm head lice.
Hey c'mon try a little, nothing is forever.
There's got to be something better than in the middle,
but me and cinderella, we put it all together,
we can drive it home with one headlight.
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I know the bear is pain
I know that there is pain
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2000s |
Bye bye my brown eyes,
My life was so nice.
Five-five with brown eyes,
Smile like the sunrise.
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Marilyn Manson's, "The Beautiful People"
Hey you are you trying to be me
your living apes made a parnaby bleed
Hey you are you trying to be mean
you live with apes man its hard to be clean
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Didn`t wanna leave you with my last infection
Didn`t wanna leave you with the wrong impression
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Een doos kees
Un dos tres
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Walking to my 4 by 4 that way
so we could both brake up this instant
Lucky you were born that far away
so we could both make fun of distance
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