Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 4, 2002
 
1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to a heartless fool
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
 
1960s
Beatles', "Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need mental care
Original Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need never care
Blanchard & Morgan's, "Tennessee Bird Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tennessee boardwalk
Original Lyrics:
Tennessee bird walk
Mamas and The Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lane
or
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lay
or
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lake
Original Lyrics:
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incessant peppermint
Original Lyrics:
Incense and Peppermints
The Turtles', "Happy Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I should call you up, And this to die
Original Lyrics:
If I should call you up, invest a dime
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Rock and Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the Jetsons, one, two, three
Original Lyrics:
Here come the jesters, one, two, three
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennies on the desk
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain my mind
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain mama
Skyhooks', "Horror Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hum Boo Wee
Original Lyrics:
Horror Movie
The Carpenters', "Only Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since I blew my sadness away
Original Lyrics:
Since I threw my sadness away
 
1980s
Bruce Hornsby's, "Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the badger wind
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wind
Eddie Grant's, "Electric Avenue"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in a rock stone group, electric eye ray loo
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna rock down to, Electric Avenue
Men at Work's, "Who Can it Be Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last stop if you have a ride
Original Lyrics:
Best off if you hang outside
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me,
I don't want it! No!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Axl Rose still screamin, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming driving me insane
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a muse men in the rinse
Original Lyrics:
This amusement never ends
Pink Floyd's, "Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sole intention is learning to fly
Original Lyrics:
A soul in tension that's learning to fly
Sparks', "I Predict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out o' date
Original Lyrics:
I predict
The Go-Go's', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get over here
Original Lyrics:
Head over heels
Tina Turner's, "Better Be Good to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you used to call the truth
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as killin a man, Jethro rises
like an empress above the serated trees.
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
like Olympus above the Serengetti
 
1990s
311's, "Come Original"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your drummer's in denial
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta come original
Barney's, "I Love You (The Barney Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, new mommy
Original Lyrics:
I love you, you love me
Blink-182's, "What's My Age Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I walk alone to get the feeling right
We started waking up
And she talked to my pants
And then I turned on the tv and
Thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 22
And I'm still more confused by tv promos
Where the hell's the dmv?
Original Lyrics:
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out and she
Took off my pants But then I turned on the tv and
Thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by tv shows
What the hell is add?
Boss', "Deeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink that same-eyed sh*t
Original Lyrics:
I drink that St. Ides sh*t
Boyz II Men's, "I'll Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
For though I like the fire
Original Lyrics:
Pour the wine, light the fire
Boyz ii Men's, "Water Runs Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go wait till no others try
Original Lyrics:
Let's don't wait till the water runs dry
C & C Music Factory's, "Everybody Dance Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody break down!
Original Lyrics:
Everybody dance now!
Coolio's, "Gangsta's Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a stellad vid you watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind
Got my tan in my hand and the glim in my eye
I'm a loaked out gangsta set trippin' banger
And my homies is down, so gonna rouse my anger
Original Lyrics:
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my tin in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
Live's, "Lightening Crashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ruler certain that he's seen the end
Original Lyrics:
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Lo-Fidelity All-Stars', "Battleflag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ranma Saotome
Original Lyrics:
One of seven tell me
Madonna's, "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
All through my wild days my married sister
Original Lyrics:
All through my wild days my mad existence
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Shane McGowen and the Popes', "My Baby's Got Me Drinkin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullsh*t, bullsh*t, bullsh*t
Original Lyrics:
Bottles of Gin, Bottles of Gin, Bottles of Gin
Tori Amos', "Glory of the 80's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure you're out there orbiting a ram
wish I had to beg now and when?
when it all seemed queer just then Ewan disappeared
Original Lyrics:
sure you're out there orbiting around wish I had you back now and then
when it all seemed clear just then you go and disappear
Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We incinerator put it all together
or
Me incinerator put it all together
Original Lyrics:
Me and Cinderella put it all together
 
2000s
311's, "Amber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainstorm, take me away from the North
Original Lyrics:
Brainstorm, take me away from the norm
Alanic Morissette's, "Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*** me like you are my dad
Original Lyrics:
You affect me like you are my dad
Ginuwine's, "Differences"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my sole and I'm tellin you
Original Lyrics:
This is my story and I'm tellin
Hooty & the Blowfish's, "I Will Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needs to smell her underwear
Original Lyrics:
Needs to smell her, touch her hair
Kane's, "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rides with the gutts of a knight
Original Lyrics:
She rides with the Gods of the night
Linkin Park's, "Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in my sleep
Original Lyrics:
Crawling in my skin
Moxy Fruvous', "Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spidey the whitey
Original Lyrics:
Spidey Hawaii
Mya's, "Its All About Me "
Misheard Lyrics:
Up jumps my body look what
Original Lyrics:
Up jumps my butt ni*#a what
SR-71's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down to Louisiana
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down til we see eye to eye
Steps', "Chain Reaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its the medication
Original Lyrics:
Instant radiation
Sum 41's, "Fat Lip"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have a picture of the toilet seat that I found
Original Lyrics:
Become another victim of your conformity and back down
Toya's, "I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hickie in his pocket
Rocket in his ear
Original Lyrics:
Hankie in his pocket
Fat rock in his ear
 
country
Blake Shelton's, "Austin"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I stole it
Original Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I sold it
Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breed
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Garth Brooks', "The Beaches of Cheyenne"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her he was rotten
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding

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