Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 27, 2002
 
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Traditional's, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huppa huppa world so hi
Original Lyrics:
Up above the world so high
 
1960s
Mamas and Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
We knew she'd come but then she will leave
Original Lyrics:
We knew she'd come eventually
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Piano Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to Tony and Jim
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
Steely Dan's, "Sign In Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your past?
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Candida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't beat up
Original Lyrics:
Candida
 
1980s
David Bowie's, "Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
Hall & Oats', "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoh oh here she comes.
Look out boys she'll cheer you up.
Whoh oh here she comes.
She's a band leader.
Original Lyrics:
Whoh oh here she comes.
Look out boys she'll chew you up.
Whoh oh here she comes.
She's a man eater.
Kirsty MacColl's, "A New England"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bastard didn't ring I knew it wasn't you
Original Lyrics:
When at last it didn't ring I knew it wasn't you
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of some bagel
Tropical the iron breeze
Original Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Tropical the island breeze
Micheal Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you ugly? Are you ugly Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okey? Are you okey Annie?
Phil Collins', "Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word I'll, s-s sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word Oh Sussudio
Rod Stewart's, "Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pakistan, Bangkok ('fashion!')
Original Lyrics:
Palestine, Bangkok ('passion!')
Shalamar's, "Dancing In The Sheets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the sheets
Sophia George's, "Girlie Girlie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young man, you're too girlie girlie
you're just a flashy curly wurly
Original Lyrics:
Young man, you're too girlie girlie
you just-a flash it round the worldie
Status Quo's, "You're In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in the Miami now
Original Lyrics:
You're in the army now
The Police's, "Spirits In The Material World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear there's horsesh*t in my materials
Original Lyrics:
Are spirits in the material world
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Get Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lipstick tasts so sweet
Original Lyrics:
Your lips, they taste so sweet
BeeGees', "Kitty Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could never be if Me and Kitty Can
Original Lyrics:
Eve never pleases me and Kitty Can
Dir en Grey's, "Ash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ass
Original Lyrics:
Ash
Little Mermaid's, "Part Of Your World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Legs hurry quiet for jumping, dancing
Original Lyrics:
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Neil Young's, "Downtown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your money to the gay man,
your blood in his eye
Original Lyrics:
Give your money to the gate man,
young blood in his eye
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Give It Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Marley glowing like a bucket
Original Lyrics:
Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Soul to Squeeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body does so weary, makes it go
Original Lyrics:
I might end up somewhere in Mexico
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout Dan Masterson
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout the past and done
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all wanna dress like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
 
2000s
Aaliyah's, "We Need a Resolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now tell me what's the reason? Snoop video?
Original Lyrics:
Now tell me what's the reason? Stupid yo?
Alanis Morisstte's, "Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable heroedskin
Original Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable in your own skin
Alien Ant Farm's, "Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnaw at your socks
Original Lyrics:
I'll write your songs
Britney Spears', "Slave"
Misheard Lyrics:
They gon' be hollering mayonnaise
Original Lyrics:
They gon' be hollering out my name
Destiny's Child's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who is the one you're flinging poo tonight?
Original Lyrics:
And who is the one you're clinging to tonight?
Destiny's child's, "Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this Jello
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this jelly
Eiffel 65's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Blue and In need of a guy
or
I'm Blue gotta kill that damn fly
or
I'm Blue someone get me a guy
Original Lyrics:
I'm Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di
Enrique Iglesias', "Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can run, you can die
But you can't escape my love
Original Lyrics:
You can run, you can hide
But you can't esape my love
Five For Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging for crap tonight on this one way street
Original Lyrics:
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Five For Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the Nile, Eve
Original Lyrics:
I'm not that naive
Five For Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on Lee, a man with it's silly red sheep
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Linkin Park's, "In The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I designed this ride to explain in due time
Original Lyrics:
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
Linkin Park's, "Pushing Me Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I see, your destiny, pushes me away
Original Lyrics:
Now I see, your testing me, pushes me away
Lostprophets', "Fake Sound of Progress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody told me that I'd always have two pounds
Original Lyrics:
Somebody told me that I always have to bow
Lostprophets', "Shinobi vs Dragonninja"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I seem to think that you are wanted with me
Original Lyrics:
And I seem to think that you are one to be with me
Lostprophets', "Shinobi vs Dragonninja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it summer yet? coz I just don't feel it
Original Lyrics:
If its something like here coz i just don't feel it
Ludacris', "Roll Out (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your man?
Original Lyrics:
Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main b****?
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Wrong Impression"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't wanna leave with my last infection
Original Lyrics:
Didn't wanna leave you with the wromg impression
Plummet's, "Damaged"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damn it
Original Lyrics:
I'm damaged
Shakira's, "Whenever Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To come wreckless on your body.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To count the freckles on your body.
Shakira's, "Whenever Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign afro
The lucky fags of your existence
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land for>br>¨ the lucky fact of your existence
Stretch Princess', "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar, sugar, stickin onto my bag
Original Lyrics:
Sugar, sugar stickin to my side
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter "
Misheard Lyrics:
Well now she's back from the atmosphere,
Drops of Jupiter in her ear, hey, hey.
Original Lyrics:
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
 
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Dc Talk's, "My Friend (So Long)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The situation's awfully due
should we up and go with who
Original Lyrics:
The situation's awfully dim
should we up and go with him
Dc Talk's, "Supernatural"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world's a tortured place to be
so many things to torment me
and as I stumble down this road he takes a toe
Original Lyrics:
This world's a tortured place to be so
many things to torment me
and as I stumble down this road it takes a toll
Out of Eden's, "Greater Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have men in my heart
Original Lyrics:
You have mended my heart

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