Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 26, 2002
 
1960s
Beatles', "Obla-Di Obla-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death's molested children lend a hand
Original Lyrics:
Desmond and his children lend a hand
Bob Lind's, "Elusive Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only me consuming
something I'm not sure of
Original Lyrics:
It's only me pursuing
something I'm not sure of
Bob Lind's, "Elusive Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only me consuming
something I'm not sure of
Original Lyrics:
It's only me pursuing
something I'm not sure of
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I pretended hard to be
Yes you could say she's soft through me
And broke my neck
Original Lyrics:
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck
The Beatles', "Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only played one last time
Original Lyrics:
She only played one-night stands
The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only played one last time
Original Lyrics:
She only played one-night stands
 
1970s
Bob Marley's, "Jammin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas, Pajamas, Don't you like Pajamas too
Original Lyrics:
We're Jammin', We're Jammin', Don't you like Jammin' too
Bob Marley's, "Jammin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas, Pajamas, Don't you like Pajamas too
Original Lyrics:
We're Jammin', We're Jammin', Don't you like Jammin' too
Bruce Springsteen's, "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slimy Sue and Big Balls Billie they'll be comin' up for air
Original Lyrics:
Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie they'll be comin' up for air
Elton John's, "Candle in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on a pedestal
or
They set you on the President
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill
Frankie Vallie's, "My Eyes Adored You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miles to Georgia
Original Lyrics:
My Eyes Adored you
John Lennon's, "Whatever Gets You Thru The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me darlin, come on,
Listen to me,
I want you to go home
Original Lyrics:
Hold me darlin come on,
Listen to me,
I won't do you no harm
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh George, keep it down now, voices carry
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sudden innuendos forming
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
Blondie's, "Denis Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the knee, I'm so in love with you.
or
Beneath the knee, can't take my eyes off you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
Original Lyrics:
Denis Denis
Bob Seger's, "Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe's run off to fry an egg
Original Lyrics:
Joe's run off to fire lake
Metallica's, "The Thing that Should Not Be "
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunter of the Shadows is rising - in Mawdor
Original Lyrics:
Hunter of the Shadows is rising - Immortal
Phil Oakey and Giorgio Moroder's, "Together in Electric Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your French is bad you gave us coffee to be brave
Original Lyrics:
Because the friendship that you gave has taught me to be brave
Rick Springfield's, "Don't Talk To Strangers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some slipped on a mental doob
Original Lyrics:
Some slick continental dude
Rush's, "Red Barchetta"
Misheard Lyrics:
He says it used to be a farm,
before he mowed the lawn
Original Lyrics:
He says it used to be a farm,
before the motor law
The Smiths', "A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f**k me, f**k me, f**k me
Original Lyrics:
So phone me, phone me, phone me
The Smiths', "The Boy With The Thorn In His Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy with the thorn in his side
behind the hedge with the lion
Original Lyrics:
The boy with the thorn in his side
behind the hatred there lies
Toto's, "Rosanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Canada, I love you
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna, I love you
Trooper's, "The Boys in the Bright White Sports Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys in the bright white sports coat
Original Lyrics:
The boys in the bright white sports car
USA for Africa's, "Do They Know It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fever, whoa
Don't you know it's Christmas after all?
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world,
Let them know it's Christmas
Violent Femmes', "Blister In The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake hands I know your the one
Original Lyrics:
Big hands I know your the one
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "So Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unapologetic golly alive
Original Lyrics:
Unapologetically alive
Alisha's Attic's, "I Wish I Were You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will shower you
Original Lyrics:
I wish I were you
Macy Gray's, "I Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk cobbles when you are not here
Original Lyrics:
My world crumbles when you are not here
Megadeth's, "Skin O My Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with stiff genetalia
Original Lyrics:
Walking stiff let me tell you
NOFX's, "Sticken In My Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel unusual for thinking
Original Lyrics:
I feel like usual for bacon
Patti Rothberg's, "Up Against the Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just can't cut it with the dull and ugly knife
Original Lyrics:
You just can't cut it with the dull end of the knife
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Candy roll!
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong!
 
2000s
Aaliyah's, "More Than a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
More than a lemon
Original Lyrics:
More than a woman
Alanis Morissette's, "Un-Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these little Egyptians
Original Lyrics:
Oh these little rejections
Brandy's, "What About Us?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about all of us?
Original Lyrics:
What about all of the...
Brandy's, "What About Us?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't compensate me
Original Lyrics:
You don't conversate me
Busta Rhymes', "Pass The Courvoisier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass the kielbasi, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Pass the Courvoisier
Creed's, "Can You Take Me Higher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take me higher
To a place where old men pee
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me higher
to a place with golden streams
Darren Hayes', "Dirty"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to,
I could be a dirty Jew
I can spin you around
Original Lyrics:
If you want to
I can be dirty too,
I can spin you around
Darude's, "I Can Feel The Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the meat, feel the meat, feel the meat
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat
Eve feat Gwen Stefani's, "Let Me Blow Your Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fight, let me sh*t in your ear
Now let me blow your mind!
Original Lyrics:
Don't fight that good sh*t in your ear
Now let me blow your mind!
J. Lo and Ja Rule's, "I'm Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my motherfuckin' name? Are you Elly?
Original Lyrics:
What's my motherfuckin' name? R-U-L-E
Live's, "Dolphins Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lolita's sheep will lead us
Original Lyrics:
Love lead us, she will lead us
Malice Mizer's, "Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it sparkles unless ultimate
Crossing our grazing ground
get down limitless night
Original Lyrics:
And rips apart the silence of the night 
Crossing the uplifty life 
Get down limitless night 
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm forlorn in my head,
Screaming 'We haven't f*cked yet!'
Original Lyrics:
These five words in my head,
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
Saliva's, "Your Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz your disease is givin me head
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz your disease is killin' me-e
Tool's, "Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the rectum.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Original Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
 
christian
Traditional Hymn's, "The Cross I'd Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross I'd bear
 
country
Terri Clark's, "A Little Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rope and a little gasoline
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
Vince Gill's, "Liza Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little lies and chains
Original Lyrics:
Little Liza Jane

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