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1960s |
Beatles', "Obla-Di Obla-Da"
Death's molested children lend a hand
Desmond and his children lend a hand
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It's only me consuming something I'm not sure of
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of
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It's only me consuming something I'm not sure of
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of
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Though I pretended hard to be Yes you could say she's soft through me And broke my neck
Though I pretended hard to be Guess you could say she saw through me And hugged my neck
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The Beatles', "Back In The USSR"
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
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The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
She only played one last time
She only played one-night stands
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The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
She only played one last time
She only played one-night stands
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1970s |
Pajamas, Pajamas, Don't you like Pajamas too
We're Jammin', We're Jammin', Don't you like Jammin' too
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Pajamas, Pajamas, Don't you like Pajamas too
We're Jammin', We're Jammin', Don't you like Jammin' too
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Slimy Sue and Big Balls Billie they'll be comin' up for air
Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie they'll be comin' up for air
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They set you on a pedestal
or
They set you on the President
They set you on a treadmill
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Frankie Vallie's, "My Eyes Adored You"
Miles to Georgia
My Eyes Adored you
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Hold me darlin, come on, Listen to me, I want you to go home
Hold me darlin come on, Listen to me, I won't do you no harm
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1980s |
Oh George, keep it down now, voices carry
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
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Sudden innuendos forming
Subtle innuendos follow
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Beneath the knee, I'm so in love with you.
or
Beneath the knee, can't take my eyes off you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
Denis Denis
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Joe's run off to fry an egg
Joe's run off to fire lake
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Metallica's, "The Thing that Should Not Be "
Hunter of the Shadows is rising - in Mawdor
Hunter of the Shadows is rising - Immortal
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Because your French is bad you gave us coffee to be brave
Because the friendship that you gave has taught me to be brave
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Some slipped on a mental doob
Some slick continental dude
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Rush's, "Red Barchetta"
He says it used to be a farm, before he mowed the lawn
He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law
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The Smiths', "A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours"
So f**k me, f**k me, f**k me
So phone me, phone me, phone me
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The boy with the thorn in his side behind the hedge with the lion
The boy with the thorn in his side behind the hatred there lies
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Oh Canada, I love you
Rosanna, I love you
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Trooper's, "The Boys in the Bright White Sports Car"
The boys in the bright white sports coat
The boys in the bright white sports car
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Fever, whoa Don't you know it's Christmas after all?
Feed the world, Let them know it's Christmas
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Shake hands I know your the one
Big hands I know your the one
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1990s |
Unapologetic golly alive
Unapologetically alive
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I will shower you
I wish I were you
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I walk cobbles when you are not here
My world crumbles when you are not here
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Walking with stiff genetalia
Walking stiff let me tell you
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NOFX's, "Sticken In My Eye"
I feel unusual for thinking
I feel like usual for bacon
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You just can't cut it with the dull and ugly knife
You just can't cut it with the dull end of the knife
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Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Candy roll!
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong!
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2000s |
More than a lemon
More than a woman
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All these little Egyptians
Oh these little rejections
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What about all of us?
What about all of the...
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You don't compensate me
You don't conversate me
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Pass the kielbasi, eh?
Pass the Courvoisier
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Creed's, "Can You Take Me Higher"
Can you take me higher To a place where old men pee
Can you take me higher to a place with golden streams
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If you want to, I could be a dirty Jew I can spin you around
If you want to I can be dirty too, I can spin you around
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Darude's, "I Can Feel The Beat"
I can feel the meat, feel the meat, feel the meat
I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat
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Eve feat Gwen Stefani's, "Let Me Blow Your Mind"
Don't fight, let me sh*t in your ear Now let me blow your mind!
Don't fight that good sh*t in your ear Now let me blow your mind!
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J. Lo and Ja Rule's, "I'm Real"
What's my motherfuckin' name? Are you Elly?
What's my motherfuckin' name? R-U-L-E
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Live's, "Dolphins Cry"
Lolita's sheep will lead us
Love lead us, she will lead us
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Malice Mizer's, "Beast of Blood"
And it sparkles unless ultimate Crossing our grazing ground get down limitless night
And rips apart the silence of the night Crossing the uplifty life Get down limitless night
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I'm forlorn in my head, Screaming 'We haven't f*cked yet!'
These five words in my head, Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
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'Cuz your disease is givin me head
'Cuz your disease is killin' me-e
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Reaching out to embrace the rectum. Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Reaching out to embrace the random. Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
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christian |
Traditional Hymn's, "The Cross I'd Bear"
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Gladly, the cross I'd bear
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country |
Just give me a rope and a little gasoline
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
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Little lies and chains
Little Liza Jane
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