Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 25, 2002
 
1960s
Cream's, "White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Platform dickhead,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
Donna Lewis', "I Love You, Always Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the most startling blue eyes I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You've got the most unbelievable blue eyes I've ever seen
Neil Young's, "Helpless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helpless, helpless, help, albert
Original Lyrics:
Helpless, helpless, helpless
The Regents', "Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb... Bomb Bomb Iran
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
The Tokens', "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash my dolly
Original Lyrics:
Hush, my darling
 
1970s
Jigsaw's, "Sky High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come 'round my way
Original Lyrics:
Blown round by the wind
The Carpenters', "Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me 'bout the navy
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby
 
1980s
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring them up
Original Lyrics:
Remember
L.A. Guns', "The Ballad Of Jayne"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to Jayne?
Original Lyrics:
What happened today?
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is not for Nita
Original Lyrics:
La Isla Bonita
Murray Head's, "One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a garden every golden hoistland
or
You'll find a god in every golden hoister
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
Nirvana's, "Negative Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese little girl ain't a girl no more
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Nirvana's, "Paper Cuts"
Misheard Lyrics:
But God holds me down
Original Lyrics:
A good hosing-down
Pink Floyd's, "Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I need a galliant whopper
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need a dirty woman
Plasmatics', "Mistress of Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitch is a devil!
Original Lyrics:
The mistress of taboo!
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta be cool, relax, give in!
And get off my sack
Original Lyrics:
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip!
Get on my track's
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Monserat mistake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
The Smiths', "The Boy With The Thorn In His Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy with the thorn in his side,
behind the hedge with the lion
Original Lyrics:
The boy with the thorn in his side,
behind the hatred there lies
 
1990s
1000 Clowns', "Everybody Smells So Different"
Misheard Lyrics:
My grandpa's from Florida,
and he smells like a first date kiss
Original Lyrics:
My grandpa's from Florida,
and he smells like a first aid kit
Incubus', "Redefine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of mumbling to myself
saying you're on a mission
Original Lyrics:
Sick of limiting myself
to fit your definition
John Prine's, "World Goes Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Enchilada and ya think you're gonna drown
Original Lyrics:
It's a half an inch of water and ya think you're gonna drown
Julian Lennon's, "Too Late For Goodbyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's much too late porky pie
Original Lyrics:
It's much to late for goodbyes
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a walkie in a walkie, leah leaah
Original Lyrics:
Daddy are you okay, are you okay daddy
Nirvana's, "Lithium"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like it - I'm not gonna cry
I miss you - I'm not gonna cry
I love you - I'm not gonna cry
I kill you - I'm not gonna cry
Original Lyrics:
I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack
Prodigy's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the pressure,
come play my game,
Morticia
Original Lyrics:
Breathe the pressure,
come play my game,
I'll test ya'
Prodigy's, "Wind It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Equal rights and justice in these times
Original Lyrics:
People like their lobsters in disguise
Radiohead's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a critter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Savage Garden's, "To The Moon And Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send the siren that she's hanging all her hoops on the stars
Original Lyrics:
Send a signal that she's hanging all her hopes on the stars
Savage Garden's, "Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
University inside of your heart
Original Lyrics:
Universe inside of your heart
Sonic Youth's, "100%"
Misheard Lyrics:
The salty chick is mine
Original Lyrics:
He's off to check his mind
Soundgarden's, "My Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay if you want to pay
if you like Tineal
if you like to lay
Original Lyrics:
Pray if you want to pray
if you like to kneel
if you like to lay
The Cure's, "Doing the Unstuck"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a perfect day for letting go
for setting fire to British boats
Original Lyrics:
It's a perfect day for letting go
for setting fire to bridges, boats
Theme Song's, "Theme from Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
Original Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
Tori Amos', "Talula"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's chasing tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
He's chasing tornadoes
 
2000s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need rocane, rocane, rocane honey
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you ak? Are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
Ani Difranco's, "Two Little Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met on a plane,
we were both nineteen
Original Lyrics:
We met in a dream,
we were both nineteen
Gorillaz's, "19-2000"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the music that we chew
Original Lyrics:
It's the music that we choose
J-Lo and Ja Rule 's, "Ain't it Funny (Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly by, red line touch the roach side
Original Lyrics:
Fly by, red line Testarosa
J-Lo and Ja Rule 's, "Ain't it Funny (Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
J to the ello
Original Lyrics:
J to the L O
Jimmy Eat World's, "If You Don't, Don't"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know what I'm thinking?
Driving 4 or 5 past midnight
Don't you know that I miss you?
I even asked Shauna to stay tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know I'm thinking?
Driving 405 past midnight
Don't you know that I miss you?
Ninth and Ash on a Tuesday night.
Linkin Park's, "Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer is how I fall
Original Lyrics:
Here is how I fall
Manic Street Preachers', "So Why So Sad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for a dancing straw
Original Lyrics:
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Otherside"
Misheard Lyrics:
She won't let go, am I still a slut?
Original Lyrics:
She wants to know if I'm still a slut
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat horse shit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake Up!
Grandma should put on a little make-up
Original Lyrics:
Wake Up!
Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell me, the Venus of your mind
Original Lyrics:
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love cry, deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Usher's, "I Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club will be full of gays
Original Lyrics:
The club will be full of game
 
country
Marty Robins', "El Paso"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rise where I vomit
Original Lyrics:
I rise where I've fallen
The Police's, "Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your face to rural Nebraska
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alibaster
The Police's, "Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your face to rural Nebraska
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alibaster

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