Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 23, 2002
 
1960s
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you serve me a new picnic
Original Lyrics:
Can you surrey, can you picnic
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on come on and serve a town
or
Come on come on and serve it down
Original Lyrics:
Come on come on and surrey down
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stone's old big dick
or
Stone's own picnic
or
Stone's hole picnic
or
Stone soul picnic
Original Lyrics:
Stoned soul picnic
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be trains of possums
There'll be chains upon them
Original Lyrics:
There'll be trains of blossoms
There'll be trains of blossoms
5th Dimension's, "Up, Up and Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pump, Pump it away in my dutiful, my dutiful lagoon
Original Lyrics:
Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Nilsson's, "Cocoanut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amba
Original Lyrics:
Doctor
 
1970s
Atlanta Rythm Section's, "So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walked into the room,
there was doodoo in the pipes
Original Lyrics:
When you walked into the room,
there was vodoo in the vibes
Beach Boys', "Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
The funky pretty flake in my heart
or
The funky pretty mess in my head
Original Lyrics:
The funky pretty flame in my heart
Black Sabbath's, "Iron Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acid flows within his head
Original Lyrics:
Has he thoughts within his head
Bread's, "Baby I'm-A Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Heavenly erection
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Original Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Givin' me direction
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Bread's, "Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew to Darien to meet her train
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
Genesis', "A Trick of the Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got no horns and we got no tails
We don't even throw up at a distance
Am I wrong to believe in the city of God?
Original Lyrics:
They got no horns and they got no tails
They don't even know of our existence
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold?
Kenny Rogers', "Ruben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
A painted shirt
the weathered plow
the carlos tan apon the prow
Original Lyrics:
The faded skirt
the weathered brow
the calloused hand up on the plow
Kenny Rogers', "Ruben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flora Gray, the gus above Madison County drive with child
Original Lyrics:
Flora Gray, a gossip of Madison County died with child
Kenny Rogers', "Ruben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a no cow share cop and colored man
Original Lyrics:
Just a no count share croppin colored man
Kenny Rogers', "Ruben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meat
Original Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meek
Led Zeppelin's, "The Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ringwraiths are out in black
Original Lyrics:
To bring the balance back
Player's, "Baby Come "
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck a muck a wee
Original Lyrics:
That's enough for me
The Guess Who's, "No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Different colored proton things
Original Lyrics:
Distant roads are calling me
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done to sheep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the war between us
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us
George Michael's, "Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be bowling naked at your side
Original Lyrics:
To be bold and naked at your side
Kylie Minogue's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, use another lotion
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, do the loco-motion
Moody Blues', "Gemini Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come with me, tonight, today
Original Lyrics:
So come with me, turn night to day
R.E.M's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a paedophile Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
And a reading of Dr. Seuss
Sting's, "Fortress Around Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the tattered dragon's wing
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the tattered flag we've made
The Go-Go's', "Vacation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo-weee, achoo
But I forget
Original Lyrics:
Two weeks without you
But I forget
Van Halen's, "The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors Grandma
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors grades
 
1990s
Blur's, "Country House"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a ma' named Glory
Original Lyrics:
He's got morning glory
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, By a Chemoche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
Eleven's, "Reach Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return
Original Lyrics:
Reach out
Nirvana's, "Aneurysm"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps a pumpin strain on my heart
Original Lyrics:
She keeps it pumpin straight up my heart
Nirvana's, "Drain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a vacuum kiss
Original Lyrics:
In a passionate kiss
Nirvana's, "Heart Shaped Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Way! I've got a rude complaint
Original Lyrics:
Hey, wait! I've got a new complaint
Nirvana's, "Lithium"
Misheard Lyrics:
A book of heirs
or
Our broke off hairs
Original Lyrics:
We've broken our mirrors
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
Have a seat
Let me clip,
dirty wings
Let me take a right
Cut yourself
Warm some milk
Please myself
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
Have a seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
Want some help
Please myself
Nirvana's, "School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your at night school again
Original Lyrics:
Your at our school again
Nirvana's, "Smell's Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
La di da ya
Original Lyrics:
A denial
Sarah McLachlan's, "Sweet Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
You strip away the elephants
that surround me
Original Lyrics:
You strip away the ugliness
that surrounds me
Sugar Ray's, "Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 years old my mother got her breasts re-sewn
Original Lyrics:
25 years old my mother God bless her soul
 
2000s
Brandy's, "What About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about Oliver
Original Lyrics:
What about us
Creed's, "What's This Life For?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's this life for?
We all live under the reign of a Wookie, (Wookie....)
Original Lyrics:
What's this life for?
We all live under the reign of one king, (one king....)
Disturbed's, "The Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itching all right,
Itching insane
Original Lyrics:
Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Mudvayne's, "Dig"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig every mind
Alternate everything I aaaaaaaam real raking
Dig
Original Lyrics:
Dig bury me
Underneath everything that I am rearranging
Dig
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me "
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living like a black man
or
Died of licking on a black man
or
Dido lickin on a black man
Original Lyrics:
Tired of living like a blind man
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Original Lyrics:
Living with me must have damned near killed you
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends have soda breasts
Original Lyrics:
My friends are so depressed
Savage Garden's, "The Lover After Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing granite from my toes
Original Lyrics:
Steel and granite reminders
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uwanda, Uganda
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
Teenage Head's, "Disgusteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm disco speed
Original Lyrics:
I'm disgusteen
Weezer's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the joy of the presently erect, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Just keep drawing up the plans and re-erect it
 
country
Traditional's, "Pledge of Allegiance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I led the pigeons to the flag of the united states of america
And to the Republican Richard Stans
One nation and a vegetable
With liberty and justice for all
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the united states of america
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, indivisible, with and justice for all

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