Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 20, 2002
 
1950s
Little Anthony & The Imperials 's, "Tears On My Pillow"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Twas not so long ago
You broke my hard-on too
Original Lyrics:
'Twas not so long ago
You broke my heart in two
 
1960s
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cher will eat lots of thyme and whine
Original Lyrics:
There'll be lots of time and wine
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain and sun come in again
Original Lyrics:
Rain and sun come in akin
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red yellow honey and some resolutions-lutions
or
Red yellow honey that's a bad solution-lution
or
Red yellow honey satsang absolution-lution
or
Red yellow honey sad suppress solution-lution
Original Lyrics:
Red yellow honey sassafras and moonshine, moonshine
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be chains of possums
There'll be trains upon them
Original Lyrics:
There'll be trains of blossoms
There'll be trains of blossoms
Steam's, "Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye) "
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
sugar pie
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
hey hey hey,
goodbye
The Beatles', "I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the way she looked was wavy on the hair
Original Lyrics:
and the way she looked was beyond compare
The Doors', "Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time to imitate is through
or
The time to educate is through
Original Lyrics:
The time to hesitate is through
The Velvet Underground's, "Foggy Notion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a f**kin' notion
Original Lyrics:
Got a foggy notion
 
1970s
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard some horses in the corridor
Original Lyrics:
I heard some voices at the corridor
Fleetwood Mac's, "Second Hand News"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gonna miss you when you go
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Fleetwood Mac's, "Second Hand News"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in the door press
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in tall grass
Fleetwood Mac's, "Songbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish you all the trouble in the world
But most of all, I'm wishing for myself
Original Lyrics:
And I wish you all the love in the world
But most of all, I wish it from myself
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder Bread they said could raise the dead
Original Lyrics:
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
that her clitoris is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold
Queen's, "Fat Bottom Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was just a skinny leg
Original Lyrics:
I was just a skinny lad
Steely Dan's, "Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got your picture
Your name in lights and butter
This is your victory do
It's like a drink or two
And when you sign for the camera
I know they're gonna love you
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it
Steely Dan's, "Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see it all, Bebe
It's your favorite form of moving
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Alana
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull
or
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my toe
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
Fleetwood Mac's, "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Original Lyrics:
Mother father mother father
Fleetwood Mac's, "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Original Lyrics:
Mother father, mother father
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the way down to Heaven above
Original Lyrics:
All the way down to Emmiline
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I to find someone with that kind of money but that's the key
Original Lyrics:
So it's hard to find someone with that kind of intensity
Fleetwood Mac's, "Welcome to the Room...Sara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room Sara the starlet
Welcome to the quiet sun
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room Sara for Scarlett
Welcome to the choir sir
Fleetwood Mac's, "Welcome to the Room...Sara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you have your prisoner
Original Lyrics:
Well you held her prisoner
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand and i'snt gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
Hall and Oates', "Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're outta touch I'm out a ton (ton)
but come out of my head
when you nod around
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch I'm outta touch (touch)
I go out of my head
when you're not around
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been erect
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Journey's, "Who's Cryin' Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is worth the love they gave
Original Lyrics:
The fightin' is worth the love they save
Journey's, "Who's Cryin' Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is worth the love they gave
Original Lyrics:
The fightin' is worth the love they save
Journey's, "Who's Cryin' Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'll be the lucky one?
or
Who'll be the lovely one?
Original Lyrics:
Who'll be the lonely one?
Kenny Loggins', "Vox Humana"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck you, mama
Original Lyrics:
Vox Humana
Madonna's, "My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wrap you up in nylon
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
Madonna's, "My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wrap you up in nylon
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
Nick Lowe's, "Cruel To Be Kind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in my quicksand
Original Lyrics:
I'm at my wit's end
Nick Lowe's, "Cruel To Be Kind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can't wait another heartache
Though you say you're my friend, I'm in my wet sand
You say your love is bowl of flies, but that's no co-ed sight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can't take another heartache
Though you say oh my friend, I'm at my wit's end
You say your love is bonafide, but that don't coincide
Nick Lowe's, "Cruel To Be Kind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I do my best to understand this
But you're still mystified, and I oughta know why
I pick myself up off the ground to have you back me back down
Original Lyrics:
Well I do my best to understand dear
But you still mystify and I want to know why
I pick myself up off the ground to have you knock me back down
Phantom, Rocker & Slick's, "Men Without Shame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men without chains
Original Lyrics:
Men without shame
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rags baby Renee
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry
The Truth's, "Weapons of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whippin's of love
Original Lyrics:
Weapons of love
U2's, "Bullet The Blue Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bully the blues guy
Original Lyrics:
Bullet the blue sky
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy Greem was no safe bet
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet
All Saints', "Never Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Amadeus, just keep waiting
'cause I heard that the ceiling won't last that long
Original Lyrics:
Now I just keep waiting
'cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long
Az Yet's, "Last Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night, there was no blood in it
It was so special
And so very innocent
Original Lyrics:
last night there was no planning it
It was so special
And so very innocent
EMF's, "Unbelievable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so ug-a-ly boy
Original Lyrics:
You're so unbelievable
Imperial Teen's, "Yoo Hoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am cute, I am cute, I am cute
She's so cu-ute
Original Lyrics:
I yoo-hoo, I yoo-hoo, I yoo-hoo
She said: 'Yoo-hoo'
Jennifer Lopez's, "My Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't constipate
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
Metallica's, "The Outlaw Torn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna wait my whole lifetime
Original Lyrics:
So on I wait my whole lifetime
Nirvana's, "Lithium"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gonna cry
Original Lyrics:
I'm not gonna crack
Nirvana's, "Smell's Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And round, and round, and round, and round
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
Planet Soul's, "Set U Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my a**hole
Original Lyrics:
Come into my Planet Soul
Planet Soul's, "Set U Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my glass home
Original Lyrics:
Come into my Planet Soul
Tool's, "Intolerance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie: Gene steal
Original Lyrics:
Lie, cheat and steal
U2's, "The Sweetest Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I got black guys, and they burn
Original Lyrics:
You know I got black eyes, but they burn
 
2000s
Arthouse's, "Arthouse Remains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking of Jesus, slash, you
Original Lyrics:
Thinking of cheese, slash, you
Bone Thugs N Harmony's, "Tha Crossroads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh what can I do
It's all about the family and how we roll
Original Lyrics:
Ooh what can I do
It's all about the family and how we do
Disturbed's, "Stupify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you stupid boy?
Original Lyrics:
I get stupified
Eminem's, "I'm Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm black, I'm black
Original Lyrics:
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back, I'm back
Five for Fighting's, "Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only a man in a funny red sheep
or
Only a man in a funny red shield
Original Lyrics:
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Hoobastank's, "Crawling in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when and how will I know?
Original Lyrics:
So will it come, will I know?
Hoobastank's, "Too Little Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know exactly what I'll do with the if I sex you game
Original Lyrics:
I know exactly what I'll do with the advice that you gave
Hoobastank's, "Too Little Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me blow it all away
Original Lyrics:
Watch me throw it all away
Limp Bizkit's, "My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the bathroom fridge
Original Lyrics:
Take 'em to the Matthews bridge
Linkin Park's, "One Step Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a little room to pray
Original Lyrics:
I need a little room to breathe
Natural Born Chillers', "Rock The Funky Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock the funky peep
or
Rock the funky feet
or
Rock the funky beets
or
Rock the funky bees
or
Rock the funky pee
or
Rock the funky Pete
or
Rock the chunky beef
or
Rock the funky beef
Original Lyrics:
Rock the funky beat
On The Line All Stars', "On the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another death in Scream
Original Lyrics:
Another dead end street
Radiohead's, "In Limbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, I'm first in the Irish sea
Original Lyrics:
I am first in the Irish sea
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Burgess Shale, it's a lonely view
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share this lonely view
The Anniversary's, "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
The flesh and the blood, they keep my body warm
And fill my mind with porn
Original Lyrics:
The flesh and the blood, they keep my body warm
But still my mind is cold
 
christian
Ill Harmonics', "Nomadic Caravans"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't got no pants
No magic caravans
Original Lyrics:
We ain't got no plans
Nomadic caravans
Micheal W. Smith's, "Picture Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, You don't have to be picture perfect to be in my hurl.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the game
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you don't have to be picture perfect to be in my world.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the frame
 
country
Don Williams', "Good Old Boys Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoky jasmine through the window screen
or
Smoking jasmine through the window screen
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen

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