Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for September 4, 2001
 
1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
But honey child, I know you're all cried out.
It's all right.
Inside I've had my doubts about your love for me.
Original Lyrics:
But hush now. I know you're all cried out.
It's all right!
Inside I've had no doubt about your love for me.
Ohio Express', "Yummy Yummy Yummy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got bugs in my tummy
Original Lyrics:
I've got love in my tummy
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey you
or
Na na na na, baby
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey Jude
The Rivieras', "California Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girls are frisky and off of school
Original Lyrics:
The girls are frisky in Old Frisco
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweep and more shine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
Carly Simon's, "That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say the years can keep our love alive
Original Lyrics:
You say that we can keep our love alive
Iggy Pop's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you marijuana rolls
Original Lyrics:
I give you men who want to rule the world
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin for my lost favorite dog
Original Lyrics:
Lookin for my lost shaker of salt
Ramones', "Rockaway Beach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy's rock is too slow
The man's got the disco on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio
Stylistics', "I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything, Burt my love
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything but my love
Tavares', "It Only Takes A Minute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you get a flu attack,
for 30 days your on your back
Original Lyrics:
Now if you get a blue attack,
for 30 days your on your back
The Ramones', "Pinhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I'd do dope for
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just met a nurse that I could go for
 
1980s
Autograph's, "In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another night she waits for her marriage day.
The same old story's got her in a dress,
just like her books of Harlequin romance.
Original Lyrics:
Another night she waits for her imaginary date.
The same old story's got her in a trance,
just like her books of Harlequin romance
Billy Squire's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroh Pez, Stroh Pez
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
Bruce Springsteen's, "Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a brim in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, kiss awhile, and it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
Cyndi Lauper's, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world can break Khe-Sanh
Original Lyrics:
Oh when the working day is done
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on air
Original Lyrics:
Walk of life
Donna Summer's, "She Works Hard for the Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
She works hard for the money
So you'll never see her at night
Original Lyrics:
She works hard for the money
So you'd better treat her right
Elton John's, "Sacrafice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
Eric Clapton's, "Forever man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreheaded Woman
Four Headed Woman
Four letter woman
Original Lyrics:
Forever Woman
John Cougar Mellancamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate that America
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that America
Joy Division's, "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will tear us apartament
Original Lyrics:
Love will tear us apart again
Living Colour's, "Glamour Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no glamour boy -- I'm Vince!
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no glamour boy -- I'm fierce
Metallica's, "Seek And Destroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running, You will be Hiding,
You will be Hiding, You will be...
Original Lyrics:
Running, On our way Hiding,
You will pay Dying, One thousand deaths
Queen's, "Somebody To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to boogie down
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to put me down
Romeo Void's, "Girl In Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl in trouble 'cause her tits are really big
Original Lyrics:
Girl in trouble it's a temporary thing
The Cutting Crew's, "I've Been In Love Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
One small kiss, can make me feel
Another way
Original Lyrics:
One small word, can make me feel
Like running away
The Stone Roses', "I Wanna Be Adored"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your dog
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be adored
 
1990s
311's, "Transistor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reggae soundsystem 311
Original Lyrics:
Renegade soundsystem 311
Blues Traveler's, "Runaround"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy, yo! Why you wanna give me the runaround?
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround?
Carly Simon's, "Better Not Tell Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steena the white guy
Original Lyrics:
Leave out the white nights
Carly Simon's, "Life is Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a turnip
or
Life is a turtle
Original Lyrics:
Life is eternal
Celine Dion's, "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far across the dishes and spaceships between us
Original Lyrics:
Far across the distance and spaces between us
Cher's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love after love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
Christina Aguilera's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your love is fire-sweet
Original Lyrics:
Because your love inspires me
Chumbawumba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me export label
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me next door neighbour
Elton John's, "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king feel bag-of-bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Grinspoon's, "Repeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chiko, Chiko, Chiko roll roll roll
Original Lyrics:
She goes, she goes, she goes round round round
Jann Arden's, "Insensitive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want all the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you
Marilyn Manson's, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Travelled the world in the '70s
Original Lyrics:
Travel the world and the seven seas
Merideth Brooks', "Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in sentimental pain
I do not feel the shame
I'm your health, I'm your scream
I'm nothing overtwined you know you wouldn't want it any other way
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between your know you wouldn't want it any other way
Metallica's, "It's Electric"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a black dress, it's a black dress
or
It's a black train, it's a black train
Original Lyrics:
It's electric, it's electric
Metallica's, "Of Wolf And Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the meeting, back to the meeting, tonight
Original Lyrics:
Back to the meaning, back to the meaning of life
Micheal Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddie are you walking,
could you tell us that your walking.
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you ok,
could you tell us that your ok.
N'sync's, "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
God must of spent a little more time on you
yes sel vous plai
Original Lyrics:
God must of spent a little more time on you
yes he did babe
N'sync's, "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the cans can do miracles
Just you wait and see
baby believe me
It's not far to the nether land
no reason to pretend
and if the wind is alright you can find the joy
of your sense again
Oh the cans can do miracles
just you wait and see
baby believe me
Original Lyrics:
Oh the canvas can do miracles Just you wait and see Baby believe me
It's not far to Never-Never Land No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy Of innocence again
Oh the canvas can do miracles Just you wait and see
baby belive me
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Win a Lada, Mrs Davis
Original Lyrics:
With the lights out it's less dangerous
R.E.M.'s, "Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed
R.E.M.'s, "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a chowder baker head
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
Radiohead's, "Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a broken arrow in the ground
Original Lyrics:
Like a crushed bug in the ground
Red Hot Chilli Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the herbs and beer I'm so lonely with you
or
With the verbs and hair I get lonely with you
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely view
Regurgitator's, "Black Bugs"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's at the end of Drakos rainbow?
Original Lyrics:
What's at the end of Satan's rainbow?
 
2000s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you an Oakey, an Oakey, an Oakey Annie
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Annie
Backstreet Boys', "Shape of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Kept you in the dark
Backstreet Boys', "Shining Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels everywhere
Even in your hair
Original Lyrics:
Angels everywhere
Every time you're near
Destinys Child's, "Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think your ready, your just jealous
Original Lyrics:
I dont think your ready for this jelly
Evan and Jaron's, "Crazy For This Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks at you she looks at me
She's got my d*** in her mouth constantly
But you don't know how it feels
Original Lyrics:
She looks at you she looks at me
She's got me thinking about her constantly
But she don't know how I feel
Fuel's, "Hemorrhage(in my hands)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave life bleedin' in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Leave love bleedin' iin my hands
Gackt's, "Vanilla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kimi to Boku not bunny love
Original Lyrics:
Kimi to Boku not burning love
Glassjaw's, "Her Middle Name Was Boom"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's old, And it's broken, let's fix
Original Lyrics:
When it's home, And I'm broken, let's fix
Glassjaw's, "Pretty Lush"
Misheard Lyrics:
83 One's come to black
Original Lyrics:
Only 3 words come to mind
Glassjaw's, "Pretty Lush"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can lead the world to war-uhh huh
And you can bet they'll drink and follow orders
Original Lyrics:
You can lead a whore to water
And you can bet she'll drink and follow orders.
Jennifer Lopez & Ja Rule's, "I'm Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's unreal
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm real
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John's, "Your The One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a wobbly dog
Original Lyrics:
Your the one that I want
Kylie's, "On A Night Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tights like this
Original Lyrics:
On a night like this
Malice Mizer's, "Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bean sprout
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
N'sync's, "Pop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel it, we're the pop stars
New rock stars
Original Lyrics:
Feel it when your body starts to rock
Body starts to rock
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like A Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out like a bird
I love you like wings
I don't know, am I slow there?
I don't know, my homie
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bird
I'm gonna fly away
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that girl, she ain't too tough, tough, tough
Original Lyrics:
You know that girl, she acts so tough, tough, tough
Nelly's, "Batter Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
beans don't burn the kitchen
fish don't burn at the grilled
it took a whole bunch of flying
to get up that hill
Original Lyrics:
I say Fish don't burn in the kitchen,
beans don't burn on the grill (thats right)
It took a whole lot of trryiin'
just to get up that hill
Nelly's, "Ride Wit Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh why do I live so long
Original Lyrics:
Oh why do I live this way
OPM's, "Heaven is a Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven is a half pint
Original Lyrics:
Heaven is a half pipe
Resin Dogs', "Hardgroove 2001"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your money on me boy,
it's gonna be sick
Original Lyrics:
Put your money on me boy,
it's gonna be safe
 
country
Aaron Tippin's, "There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doll antennas flippin' in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Dual antennas whippin' in the wind
Aaron Tippin's, "There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I reckon you know
Original Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I'm lettin' you go
Aaron Tippin's, "There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
More than what she's left me on the side of the road
Original Lyrics:
More than once she's left me on the side of the road

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