Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 31, 2001
 
1950s
Richie Valens', "Come On Let's Go (Live At Pacoima)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me five at ten once again
Original Lyrics:
Take me by the hand once again
 
1960s
Bobby Vinton's, "Blue Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Melvin
Original Lyrics:
Bllue Velvet
Del Shannon's, "Hats Off To Larry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hats off to Mary
Original Lyrics:
Hats off to Larry
Sam & Dave's, "Soul Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm well educated, a good Scot
Original Lyrics:
I'm well educated, a good scout
The Beatles', "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly can I like your face
or
Polly can I lick your face
Original Lyrics:
Molly says I like your face
 
1970s
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And morse code fed on a rollin' stone
Original Lyrics:
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we sang churches in the dark
Original Lyrics:
And we sang dirges in the dark
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we sang churches in the park
Original Lyrics:
And we sang dirges in the dark
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye, Miss Samaritan Pie
Original Lyrics:
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the Bible tells your soul
Original Lyrics:
If the Bible tells you so
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a coke he borrowed from James Dean
Original Lyrics:
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jester stole his sorry crown
Original Lyrics:
The jester stole his thorny crown
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pink carnation and a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Eagles', "Pretty Maids All in a Row"
Misheard Lyrics:
Idiots all in a row
Original Lyrics:
Pretty maids all in a row
Styx's, "Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to you?
Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you?
Miss America
Styx's, "Sing for the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as glorious days
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
Styx's, "Suite Madame Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your majoral rules
Original Lyrics:
You made your own rules
Terry Jacks', "Seasons In The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every time that I was dumb
Original Lyrics:
And every time that I was down
Terry Jacks', "Seasons In The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinned our arms and skinned our knees
Original Lyrics:
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
 
1980s
Baccara's, "Sorry I'm a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soeey I'm a lemon
Original Lyrics:
Sorry I'm a lady
Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away "
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning your attorney to some secret place inside
Original Lyrics:
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the ocean and the silver city
Original Lyrics:
Saw an old friend but I couldn't kiss her
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of Tobago
Original Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Madonna's, "Material Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are living in a Materia world
Original Lyrics:
We are living in a material world
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy you ok? you ok daddy?
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
Patrice Rushen's, "Forget Me Nots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sending me some coconuts
Original Lyrics:
Sending me forget me nots
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your dog cause rabbies
Original Lyrics:
Lock your door cause rain is
Squeeze's, "Is that Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your
your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters,
your walk out notes.
Stranglers', "Golden Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layes me down with my mash heroes
Original Lyrics:
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Styx's, "A.D. 1928"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as stars can fly
Original Lyrics:
As sure as dogs can fly
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close (To Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is poor man's drive
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry
U2's, "Pride (In The Name Of Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three blasts. They took your life
Original Lyrics:
Free at last. They took your life
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have a cheap beer
Original Lyrics:
Turn the other cheek, Dear
Alice In Chains', "Sea Of Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You are not fallow
Original Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You will not follow
Alice In Chains', "The Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
He comes from Wooster
Original Lyrics:
Here comes The Rooster
Candlebox's, "Far Behind"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you left me for a mime
Original Lyrics:
But you left me far behind
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Hurts So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sim pull a little those young boy ways
Original Lyrics:
Simple with those young boy ways
Matchbox 20's, "Push"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna take all your granite
Original Lyrics:
I wanna take you for granted
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten nail
Original Lyrics:
A denial
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw him pour
Himself a shirt
Original Lyrics:
She's over bored
And self assured
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah we all are entertainers
Original Lyrics:
Here we are now, entertain us
Seal's, "Kiss From a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, if I could pay you through a kiss from a rose on the grave
the more I get of you the stranger it feels yeah now that your rose is in bloom,
a light hits the tomb on the grave
Original Lyrics:
Baby I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
The more I get of you the stranger it feels
And now that your rose is is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite of my rage I am still just a renegade
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Styx's, "Miss America (Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you!
Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Don't you?
Miss America
Styx's, "Not Dead Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
Original Lyrics:
Someday he's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
Styx's, "Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray that I lost my faith
Original Lyrics:
So afaid that I lost my faith
Styx's, "Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray, I just won't know
Original Lyrics:
So afraid, I just won't know
 
2000s
Aaliyah's, "Try Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put yourself up and try again,
Put yourself up and try again.
Original Lyrics:
Brush yourself off and try again,
Brush yourself off and try again.
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my father
The one disaster
Original Lyrics:
You are my fire,
my one desire
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still oh yeah you still impose,
Turn in to something beautiful
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yea your skin and bones,
turn in to something beautiful
Debelah Morgan's, "Dance With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sisqo was right let's make love
Original Lyrics:
Tempo is right let's make love
Dido's, "Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The risk of getting off last week
Original Lyrics:
Risk forgetting all that's been
Eden's Crush's, "Get Over Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
This just can't be weird
I'll get him myself
Original Lyrics:
This just can't be it
I kept telling myself
Malice Mizer's, "Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast of bread
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
Malice Mizer's, "Houkai Jokyoku (Prelude to Decay)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-en!
Original Lyrics:
The end!
Metallica's, "Fuel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me burgers,
give me five,
give me side order of fries
Original Lyrics:
Give me fuel,
give me fire,
give me that which I desire
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a naked inside this bed
Original Lyrics:
There's an aching inside my head
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonnie, bonnie, bonnie down down down
Original Lyrics:
And I say follow me follow me follow me down down down down
Red Hot Chilli Peppers', "Velvet Glove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closed up my skin,
I'm falling in someone's bin.
Original Lyrics:
Close to my skin,
I'm falling in Someone who's been.
Styx's, "Rockin' the Paradise (Live 2001)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard rockin son of a gun
Original Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard working son of a gun
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some home-fried, deep-fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
 
christian
Kevin Max's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the one, the ugly one
Original Lyrics:
You are the one, the only one
 
country
Jeannie C. Riley's, "Harper Valley P.T.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got to know you're from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
Johhny Cash's, "I Walk the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
And happiness I have known fools than it's right
Original Lyrics:
And happiness I have known proves that it's right
Johhny Cash's, "I Walk the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me claws for love that I can't hide
Original Lyrics:
You give me clothes for love that I can't hide

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