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1960s |
Mister we could use a man like her to prove we're all gay
or
Mister we could use a man like her to prove we're all dead
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
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As I walked out,
felt my oatmeal just beginning.
As I walked out,
felt my own need just beginning.
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John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. In The USA"
I'll go sick in the USA
R-O-C-K in the USA
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Forget about Joey Mann and the water can
Forget about your women and the water can
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I looked all around,
lots of camels is all I found
I looked all around,
a lousy candle is all I found
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1970s |
And his finger f***ed me
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
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It's a girl, my lord, in a plastic Ford
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
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Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
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Suzie wore her dress that tight
Suzie wore her dresses tight
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I would be the sunlight in your uterus
I would be the sunlight in your universe
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Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Blinded by the light
Repped up like a touche, you know they rolled her in the night.
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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Madman droves a-pressing indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat,
And the toast with the most says them adolescent bums is way in to his ass.
Madman dummers bummers,
Indians in the summer,
With a teenager diplomat
And the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
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That sneeze, that sneeze, that sneeze, that sneeze
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
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Tallulah Bean Dip, you know I love you so
Total abandon, you know I love you so
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
She leaves me in a cuckoo's nest
She leaves me in a cool cool sweat
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Gunfire, Maybellene
Dynamite with a lasa bean
Gun powder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
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The Eagles', "Hotel California"
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
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The James Gang's, "Walk Away"
Takin' my time
Usin' my dime
Takin' my time
Choosin' my lines
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1980s |
I ain't Italian
I ain't no tiger
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I will not, Doke Whatley
I will not go quietly
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If you find somebody to love in this world,
you'd better hang on to their neck
If you find somebody to love in this world,
you'd better hang on tooth and nail
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She'll unhease you
She'll unease you
|
You will bleed with the crutch she throws you
Hoped your pleased with the crumbs she throws you
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Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Doggie style for Lisa
La Isla Bonita
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Madonna's, "Like A Virgin"
You're loved thought out what was scared and cold
Your loved thawed out what was getting cold
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Come let me take you on a pony ride
Come let me take you on a party ride
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If I could only reach you
that would really be a grapefruit
If I could only reach you
that would really be a breakthrough
|
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
That Bonham Girls
Fat bottomed girls
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Scorpions', "Don't Stop at the Top"
Don't stomp in the dark
Don't stop at the top
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Scorpions', "Make it Real"
Make it cleanup at the sea
Make it real, not fantasy
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Rock the Casper
or
F**k the casper
Rock the casbah
|
This must be stars from heavan
This monkeys gone to heavan
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1990s |
I recommend sticking up for your foot and mouth
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth
|
And its not fair to the night air
And its not fair to deny me
|
Kill the headlights and put 'em in Israel
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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I just wanna live the lie of lies
I just wanna live while I'm alive
|
Cher's, "Believe"
Do you believe in life on the road
Do you believe in life after love
|
I think I'm on a road here in Little Rock
I think I'm on a roll here in Little Rock
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I can't cry naked alone
I can't quite make it alone
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To the river on his drive
'Til the river runs dry
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Goin' on back to the Hilton
Goin' on back to the Delta
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All the way up to Nick Nolte
All the way up to Micanopy
|
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Metallica's, "Fuel"
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, don't throw me in the fire
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire
|
Metallica's, "Mama Said"
A mother's love for her son, unspoken honeybee
A mother's love for her son, unspoken, help me be
|
Metallica's, "Sad But True"
I'm a worn out Chesterfield
I'm your eyes when you must steal
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Metallica's, "The House That Jack Built"
The higher you are the further you fall,
The longer you walk the longer you bawl
The higher you are the further you fall,
The longer you walk the further you crawl
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Metallica's, "Wherever I May Roam"
And my eyes were severed clean
And my ties are severed clean
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In a fattened kiss
In a passionate kiss
|
I love you, I'm Nicole on crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
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If they're under 18 you can do them any time
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
|
Radiohead's, "Lucky"
You don't have to stay, just call for me
The head of state has called for me
|
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
and music is my yellow pain
I like pleasure spiked with pain
and music is my aeroplane
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My insides are blue
My insides are goo
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
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2000s |
112's, "Peaches and Cream"
And I kick 'em off
And I can't get up
|
112's, "Peaches and Cream"
Better get, baby, a ride next to you
Better yet, baby, right next to you
|
Annie are you O.J?
Annie are you ok?
|
Areosmith's, "Jaded"
You think that's where it's at,
but is that where it's suppose to be,
You're getting it all over me
Your fingers where it's at,
but is that where it's supposed to be,
You're getting it all over me
|
I'm kind of nervous,
cuz I think her lovers hate me
I'm kind of nervous
cuz I think all of her friends hate me
|
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the mother f****er gay bus
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the look your mother gave us
|
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
You thought that I'd be sad without you.
I love harder.
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder.
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Whack me in the eye and
Look me in the eyes and
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Monkey bread
Monkey wrench
|
J. Lo and Ja Rule's, "I'm Real (remix)"
R Kelly
R-U-L-E
|
K-ci and Jo Jo's, "Crazy"
I'm going pretty pretty pretty justa thinkin' about you lady
I'm going crazy craz crazy justa thinkin' about you lately
|
Lil Bow Wow's, "That's My Name"
Where my draws at?
Where my dogs at?
|
Shaniqua don't live here, nomo
Shaniqua don't live here no more
|
Madonna's, "Music"
Music, mix athe burgeosie with the rebels
Music, makes the burgeosie wanna rebel
|
N'Sync's, "Pop"
Chicken, tired of hearing all these people talk about
Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about
|
Nelly's, "Ride Wit Me"
With 3 women in the front with the goatees
Oh why must I feel this soup
We free-wheelin' in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way ?
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Which purple shade is the lonliest hue
With the birds I'll share this lonley view
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This new century keeps breaking me down
or
This new century keeps giving me hell
This new century keeps bringing me down
|
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Just brush my cheek before you leave
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Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
She listens like spring but she sings like Julie
She listens like spring and she talks like June
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Come on and kiss me
Come on and kick me
|
I got my ass wiped
I got my hash pipe
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christian |
Though your Word contained it plain
Though your Word contained the plan
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