Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 29, 2001
 
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Traditional's, "Stars and Stripes Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three chairs for the red, white, and blue
Original Lyrics:
Three cheers for the red, white, and blue
 
1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such song.
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone.
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a drill in my hand and a pillow mite on
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
The Dovells', "Bristol Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids in Briscoe are as sharp as a whistle
When they do, the bets all stop
Original Lyrics:
Kids in Bristol are as sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp
 
1960s
Impressions', "People Get Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need no chicken,
you just get on board
Original Lyrics:
You don't need no ticket,
you just get on board
Spirit's, "I've Got A Line On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta lie on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got a line on you
Spirit's, "Nature's Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nature's way of telling you: summer breeze
It's nature's way of telling you: fallen trees
Original Lyrics:
It's nature's way of telling you: soon we'll freeze
It's nature's way of telling you: dyin' trees
The Doors', "L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig a little dynamite an hour ago
Original Lyrics:
Just got into town about an hour ago
 
1970s
Boz Scaggs', "Look What You Done To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And love, you had a line on me
Leaving me to feel this way
Original Lyrics:
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me
Leading me to feel this way
Boz Scaggs', "Lowdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leroy, gonna get this check around
To the sad sad train, the dirty Lowdown.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, boy, you better bring the chick around
To the sad truth, the dirty lowdown.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records on a Mobile
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montrose on the Lake Toledo shoreline
To make records with Motown, we didn't have a dime
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the madman ,
As he sunk down to his seat
Original Lyrics:
Good night said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
John Denver's, "Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Country rose take me home
Original Lyrics:
Country Roads
John Denver's, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I got me a five and I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the brittle
Original Lyrics:
Well I got me a fine wife I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
Led Zeppelin's, "Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
Lovin Spoonful's, "Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pie in the face for bein' asleep with Old Joe
Original Lyrics:
A pie in the face for bein' a sleepy bull toad
Neil Sedaka's, "Another Day, Another Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rotor head is clear to see
Original Lyrics:
The road ahead is clear to see
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer breeze, make me feel fine
Going to the tagement in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Styx's, "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's taken a weight,
taken a weight on me
Original Lyrics:
And it's ticking away,
ticking away from me
Styx's, "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm not a Cousineau
Original Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm not a criminal
Styx's, "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm sayin' it all?
Original Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm sane at all?
The Ramones', "Rockaway Beach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punk rock it's too slow,
My dad's got the disco on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Bus ride it's too slow
they blast out the disco on the radio
The Who's, "Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's such a girl
He's a bong
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
The excorcist is here
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here
 
1980s
Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now tonight, get in the oven, get in the oven
Original Lyrics:
Night tonight, gimme the other, gimme the other
Band Aid's, "Do They Know Its Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom whoa
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Berlin's, "No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more words
And no more promises alone
Original Lyrics:
No more words
And no more promises of love
Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let you slip away
Original Lyrics:
In time you slipped away
Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To some secret place and time
Original Lyrics:
To some secret place inside
Brandy feat Ray J's, "Another Day In Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stars are whistle as he crosses the street
Original Lyrics:
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, welcome to this goddamn rock 'n' roll crowd
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, look at what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on fatten me up
Original Lyrics:
Come on fire me up
Echo and The Bunnymen's, "Lips Like Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lips like sugar, sugar kisses
Original Lyrics:
Lips like chicken, chicken kisses
Europe's, "The Final Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're heading for peanuts, peanuts, and still we stand tall
Original Lyrics:
We're heading for Venus, Venus, and still we stand tall
Mariah Carey's, "Vision Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a division of love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
Max Webster's, "Paradise Skies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pair of nice guys
Original Lyrics:
Paradise Skies
Spandau Ballet's, "Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold! Always believe in your cell
You got the power to go
Original Lyrics:
Gold! Always believe in your soul
You got the power to know
Spandau Ballet's, "Musclebound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Work till your muscles howl, all night long
Original Lyrics:
Work till you're musclebound, all night long
The Police's, "The Bed's Too Big Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head's too big without you
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you
 
1990s
Amy Grant's, "Baby, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, no Muslim man could ever
Original Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, no muscle man could sever
Beautiful South's, "Good as Gold (Stupid as Mud)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my love, my joy, my life, now smell my knees
Not in the starsigns or the polishing reams
Original Lyrics:
I want my love, my joy, my life, my smile, my needs
Not in the starsigns, or the palm that she reads
Destiny's Child's, "Bug A Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone cord
Break my knees so I can't move
'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
Original Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone poles
Break my lease so I can move
'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume, that the desert mystery
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
Geri Halliwell's, "Look At Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next time leave your sty and look at me
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next time use your eyes and look at me
Godsmack's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inter f***ing no way
or
In a f***ing doorway
Original Lyrics:
Better f***ing go away
Hole's, "Pale Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like her own, your pale blue eyes
or
Look around, your pale blue eyes
Original Lyrics:
Linger on, your pale blue eyes
Julian Lennon's, "Salt Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft water wells in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eye
K-Ci and Jo-Jo's, "All My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roastin Weiners with my mother,
Roastin Weiners with my father
Original Lyrics:
Close to me just like my mother,
close to me just like my father
N'Sync's, "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're more dishes than,
any dime in this world
Original Lyrics:
You're more precious than,
any diamond or pearl
Nirvana's, "Serve the Servants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she floats then she is not Amish like we had thought
Original Lyrics:
If she floats then she is not a witch like we had thought
Pearl Jam's, "Pilate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dong
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dog
R.E.M.'s, "Man On The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing out there to see
Nothing but jewels
Original Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
R.E.M.'s, "What's The Frequency Kenneth?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna shot, fire at me, uh huh
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violet green, uh, huh!
Sr - 71's, "Right Now/Kick Me When I'm High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down till we say eida-i
banging around I know she may not be here right
still do right now
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down till we see eye to eye
Figured her out I know she may not be miss right
she'll do right now
Take That's, "Meaning of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deceit and lies is all I've taken
Let me surface to breathe
Original Lyrics:
Do ya see the lights? It's all im taking
Let this circus run free
The Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Automatic, Supersomatic Interplanet
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic
The Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean likes to keep it clean
Original Lyrics:
Mario C likes to keep it clean
The Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
To step with me on 'The Rockford Files'
Original Lyrics:
To step to me I'm a rapophile
Tracy Chapman's, "Smoke and Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a real high hope
or
I got a real weird house
Original Lyrics:
I got a red hot heart
Whitney Houston's, "Itīs Not Right But Is Ok"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not right, butter soul cake
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, but it's ok
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Be Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your f**king me like that
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
Backstreet Boys', "Larger than life"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you people gotta pee gotta pee,
How your crap's affecting our capasity.
Original Lyrics:
all you people can't you see can't you see
how your love is affecting our realality
Backstreet Boys', "What Makes You Different Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't run with the cow,
you grow your own hay,
you don't mate after dark,
you light up my day
Original Lyrics:
You don't run with the crowd,
you go your own way,
you don't play after dark,
you light up my day
Christina Aguilera, et. all's, "Lady Marmelade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free your Lady Marmelade
or
Cruel Lady Marmelade
Original Lyrics:
Creole Lady Marmelade
Eminem's, "The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me an a******, I'm black
Original Lyrics:
You can call an a****** I'm glad
Geddy Lee's, "Working At Perfekt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a matter of dungarees
Original Lyrics:
Just a matter of degrees
Gorillaz's, "Clint Eastwood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm happy
I'm feeling glad
I've got such a inner vibe
Original Lyrics:
I'm happy
I'm feeling glad
I've got sunshine in a bag
Guster's, "Rainy Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving panties for a rainy day
Original Lyrics:
Saving pennies for a rainy day
Hanson's, "This Time Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I know is that if your ass gets cold
Original Lyrics:
All I know is that fear has got to go
Jamiroquai's, "Canned Heat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got candy in my ears tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got canned heat in my ears tonight
Lil Bow Wow's, "Bow Wow (Thatīs My Name)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yey.
Where my dogs at, more criminal
Original Lyrics:
Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yey.
Where my dogs at, bark with me now
Mya Feat. Pras', "Ghetto Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghetto Superstar that is what you are,
coming from a bar,
reaching for the stars
Original Lyrics:
Ghetto superstar that is what you are,
coming from afar,
reaching for the stars
Nine Days', "End Up Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lot a lot to learn
and you got a lot a lot to teach
Original Lyrics:
I've got a lot of life to learn
and you've got a lot of life to teach
Papa Roach's, "Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
My groin
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying
The Isley Brothers', "Contagious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, wait, let me explain,
Before you start to flaunt your cane
Original Lyrics:
Baby, wait, let me explain,
Before you start to point your cane
 
Christmas
Traditional's, "Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I pay for you?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I play for you?
 
christian
Micheal w. Smith's, "Love Me Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where everything gets beat my back by the end of the show
Original Lyrics:
Where everything gets neatly wrapped by the end of the show
 
country
John Michael Montgomery's, "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
Original Lyrics:
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'

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