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1950s |
Everly Brothers', "'Til I Kissed You"
Mmmm, you got a whale about you
Mmmm, you got a way about you
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1960s |
When the Polish learn how to write
When the poets run out of rhymes
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Milwaukee, give me something to do
Doo-Wah Diddy Diddy dum-diddy doo
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1970s |
Andy Gibb's, "I Just Want To Be Your Everything"
And not some puppet on a string
And not some lover on a string
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Chicago's, "No-Tell Lover"
Don't-tell lover
or
Uptown lover
or
Downtown lover
No-tell lover
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You're alone and screwing me
Before her love I was cruel and mean
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And it touches a breeze
And the touches of breeze
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The Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Four that wanna hold me
Two that wanna scold me
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
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You know I love you babies
or
You I am a lady
You know I love the ladies
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War's, "Why Can't We Be Friends"
I called you but you could not goof around
I called you but you could not do the rounds
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1980s |
New religion that I think I didn't need
New religion that'll bring ya to your knees
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Got us on a mountaintop
Goddess on a mountaintop
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Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Demolition woman can I be your man
Television woman can I be your man
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Oh no, Johnny Ray
Poor Ol' Johnny Ray
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Uh oh, Johnny Ray
or
Oh, oh Johnny rain
Poor Ol' Johnny Ray
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Coffee under your feet
Concrete under your feet
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Gotta be centerfield
I can be centerfield
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Kansas', "Dust In The Wind"
Ducks in the wind
All we are is ducks in the wind
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
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All the boys think she's a spaz
All the boys think she's a spy
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And I'll beat you, beat you, beat you
or
And I'll kiss you, kiss you, kiss you
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
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Come let me take you on a perry drive
or
Come let me take you on a potty ride
Come let me take you on a party ride
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I'm going on a penny drive
or
I'm going on a paddy ride
or
I'm going on a Sally Ride
or
I'm going on a pallis drive
I'm going on a party ride
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Yeah here that elect-er-ic
Yeah here there and everywhere
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Metallica's, "The Unfirgiven"
So I dumped the unforgiven
So I dub the unforgiven
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All we hear is radio da da
or
All we need is radio ca ca
All we hear is radio ga ga
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My bitches fall with a change in the weather
others never talk about it
My features fall with a change in the weather
Mothers never talk about it
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The Go-Go's', "Our Lips Ae Sealed"
And they're just games people play
I'll cross with you
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
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The Go-Go's', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
I'll cross with you
or
All across the U.
Our lips are sealed
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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Science teachers from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
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No I ain't missing not a single thing
No item missing, not a single thing
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1990s |
I'll take one hit
You're right, best trip
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
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Alright, you want something she said
I'll write you once a week she said
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Cherry Poppin' Daddies', "Zoot Suit Riot"
Now you satyrs know where your women come for love
Now you sailors know where your women come for love
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Dave Matthew's Band's, "What Would You Say"
Wild of what you say
What would you say?
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Mine has a dick
Might last a day
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Lightning Seeds', "Three Lions"
Three lines on the shirt
Julesie May still weeping
And no-one doubted
Three lions on the shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
And Nobby dancing
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Marilyn Manson's, "Man That You Fear"
Salt in the sugar
Muscles at your feet
We're on the other side, the screen is us and we're tv
Split me open
Sticking to my pointy ribs are all your infancy abortion cribs
The boy that you loved is the man that you fear
Pray until you're numb now
The ants in the sugar
Muscles Atrophied
We're on the other side, screen is us and we're tv
Spread me open
Sticking to your pointy ribs are all infants in abortion cribs
The boy that you loved is the man that you fear
Pray until your number
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Metallica's, "Don't Tread On Me"
Soviet. Friends no more.
So be it. Threaten no more.
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Metallica's, "Of Wolf and Man"
Seychelles
nose to the wind
Seychelles
Feeling I've been
Moose head
All senses clean
Shapeshift
Nose to the wind
Shapeshift
Feeling I've been
Move swift
All senses clean
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Metallica's, "The God That Failed"
I see faith in your eyes.
Never knew him in the scary daylight.
I see faith in your eyes.
Never you hear the discouraging lies.
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Aye are you walkin? Are you walkin aye?
Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
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Shit and drink many royal pee.
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea.
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No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
As we die, poll, you and I
As we die, both, you and I
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No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Sorry, I'm not who I know
Sorry, I'm not home right now
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Presidents of the USA's, "Cleveland Rocks"
Clean red rocks
Cleveland rocks
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
With the boobs of Cher its a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
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Styx's, "Love at First Sight"
We were caught weather at this passion inside of
We were caught unaware at this passion inside us
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The Offspring's, "Gotta Get Away"
There are streamers in my hair
And its more than I can take
There's demons in my head
And it's no more than I can take
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2000s |
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
Show me how you wanna do me
Show me how you want it to be
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Cher's, "Believe"
Do you believe in love after love (after love)
Do you believe in life after love (after love..)
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When I got girls inseminating at my window
When I got girls serenading at my window
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Can you take me higher
To a place with line dancing
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
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You fill up my bathtub
You fill up my senses
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Well I want worms too
And not one word was true
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Radiohead's, "Knives Out"
Catch the mouse
Squash his head
Put him in the park
Catch the mouse
Squash his head
Put him in the pot
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country |
Come with me
Someone who's got testes
Committment
Someone who's got just what it takes
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