Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Simon & Garfunkel
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There are 63 misheard song lyrics for Simon & Garfunkel on amIright currently.
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"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamsters get all freak with me.
Original Lyrics:
Hamsters turn on frequently.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamsters journal frequently.
Original Lyrics:
Hamsters turn on frequently.
"Baby Driver"
Misheard Lyrics:
With music humming in my ears
Original Lyrics:
With music coming in my ears
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And say we might be high.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing right behind.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shakin' my comb with a daisy.
You're shakin' my comb with a daisy.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my coffee and bay leaves.
You're shaking my coffee and bay leaves.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and die laughing.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around, Leeza Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Look around, leaves are brown.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home where my love life's waiting
Silently for me
Silently for me
Original Lyrics:
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
Silently for me.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thoughts escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my fox is sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my love light's waving
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my love lies waiting
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a mop, I am an orange.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my I-pod tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
With my poetry to protect me
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who breed.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who drink.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, Chester Robinson's affair.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyway, I like your itchy boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Every way you look at it, you lose.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
Koo koo ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bring hay
Hay, hay, hay
Hay, hay, hay.
Hay, hay, hay
Hay, hay, hay.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are here.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe D'o has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, dear Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin holds a place for those who pray.
or
The devil holds a place for those who pray.
or
The devil holds a place for those who pray.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Measles loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah!
Woah, woah, woah!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo!
Wo, wo, wo!
May I point out that this song was done by Simon and Garfunkel, not The Beatles?
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut from more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, yeah, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sluzzy moron you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone, join the Majio?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cheese is lovely, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
I see strangers marry in time
Remember me 'til one who leaves there
She once was a true love of mine.
I see strangers marry in time
Remember me 'til one who leaves there
She once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine.
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsely saved Rosemary in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
She once was Attila the Hun.
Original Lyrics:
She once was a true love of mine.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked lad I saw.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the vacant lot I saw.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm not anti-Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Douglas, my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I walked into this wall again.
I walked into this wall again.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again.
I've come to talk to you again.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Darkness, smile friend
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Darkness, my old friend
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned my power to the golden dale.
Original Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
"Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
Tiananmen falls.
Are written on the subway walls
Tiananmen falls.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I suggest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes and chest
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only workman’s wages
I come lookin’ for a job, but I get no Whoppers.
I come lookin’ for a job, but I get no Whoppers.
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman’s wages
I come lookin’ for a job, but I get no offers.
I come lookin’ for a job, but I get no offers.
Whoppers - Big Burger King hamburgers
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a pocketful of marbles
Such are promises.
Such are promises.
Original Lyrics:
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises.
Such are promises.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hydlide
Original Lyrics:
Lie-a-lie
Hydlide is the name of an Nintendo NES game.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a 'come home' from the folks on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come on, son, the war's on 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a 'come-on' from the w****s on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on fro the horse on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the horse of 2nd Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a 'come-on' from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeking out the poor reporters.
Original Lyrics:
Seeking out the poorer quarters.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeking out the quiet of a railway station, rabbit skin
Original Lyrics:
Seeking out the quiet of a railway station, running scared
"The Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound of Simon
Original Lyrics:
The sound of silence
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more.
Original Lyrics:
And tenement halls
"Wednesday Morning, 3am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard knicker store.
Original Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
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