Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Nilsson

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There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Nilsson on amIright currently.

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"Cocoanut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amba
Original Lyrics:
Doctor
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bowl up.
Original Lyrics:
He drank them both up.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty forty coconutty, forty forty dynasister
Had another washing penny for the lime.
Original Lyrics:
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the lion in the coconut
He drank the bold cup.
Original Lyrics:
He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey doctor!
There ain't nothin' I can bake?
Original Lyrics:
I say, 'Doctor!
Ain't there nothin' I can take?'
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the Coke, you nut
And drink it all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut
And drink them both up.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink a boat up
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
"Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
"Sleep Late, My Lady Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
And dream a dream of silly Tolindo.
Original Lyrics:
And dream a dream of Cielito Lindo.
"Sleep Late, My Lady Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep late, my lady friend
And dream a dream of silly Tolindo.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep late, my lady friend
And dream a dream of Cielito Lindo.
"The Coconut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
"The Coconut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the line in the coconut and drink the boat up
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't live, the livingness without you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live, if living is without you.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always smile, but in your eyes your summer shows.
Original Lyrics:
You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows.

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