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There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Hootie & The Blowfish on amIright currently.

"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
About some fabric scents living in a s*** caca.
Original Lyrics:
About some fat racist living in Chicago.
"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
New west
Original Lyrics:
Living
"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin’ to deal this ship-out heritage knotting.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of hearin' this s*** about heritage, not hate.
"Hannah Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don’t wanna see your son, no doubt.
Original Lyrics:
You don't wanna see the sun go down.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your crap
Then I still love
And then I screamed out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your crimes
Then I stood up
And then I screamed aloud.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes indeed, I saw her standing there
Your tail was down, your a** is red
The comb might hurt your hair
I said, 'You love and let me see you smile'.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said, 'Get up and let me see your smile'.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch in “Dracula”
War for love, please will be
Won't you hold my hand?'
Original Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch and cried
Yelling, 'Oh, mama, please help me!'
Won't you hold my hand?'
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her cry, if the tears fall down like rain
Let her sing, "Abba Deebey Dahbie dain".
Original Lyrics:
Let her cry, if the tears fall down like rain
Let her sing, if it eases all her pain.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits on my lamppost
Trying to find a father’s escape to mine
She says, “There’s the one I love the most
But the snot’s right far behind.”
Original Lyrics:
She sits alone by the lamppost
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
She says, 'Dad's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.'
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a little building, ten-dollar fence
I say that lie is great, you ask me what it “If I...”
“Said I showed a men they pray, took his wife to a little bay
She’d been havin’ a million bucks, and when she died
It came to me, it came after me I’m looking.”
Original Lyrics:
Put on a little Dylan, sitting on a fence
I say that line is great, you ask me what it meant by:
'Said I shot a man named Gray, took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks, and when she died
It came to me, I can't help it if I'm lucky.'
"State Your Peace"
Misheard Lyrics:
State your peace, go insane.
Original Lyrics:
State your peace, go ahead and say it.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children killing in the street, dying for a rag
He's just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
Original Lyrics:
Time without courage, time without fear
Is just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way just “strip me babe”
“Strip me babe”.
Original Lyrics:
The wind just stripped me bare
Stripped me bare.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, why you promise me?
Original Lyrics:
Time, why you punish me?

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Looking For Lucky album at Amazon.com

The Best of Hootie & the Blowfish (1993 Thru 2003) album at Amazon.com

Cracked Rear View album at Amazon.com

Scattered, Smothered and Covered album at Amazon.com

Hootie & The Blowfish album at Amazon.com

Fairweather Johnson album at Amazon.com

Musical Chairs album at Amazon.com

Musical Chairs album at Amazon.com
 
 
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