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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bruno Mars that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Bruno Mars on amIright currently.

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"Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sit in the shade for you
Original Lyrics:
I would catch a grenade for you
"Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face, then rip the grapes out my cart
Original Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car
"It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the clouds, my ass will do the same
Original Lyrics:
Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same
"It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be no Santa
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no Christmas
If I lose you, baby
Original Lyrics:
There’ll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There’ll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
I HATE this artist.
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time she asks me, "Do I like cocaine?"
Original Lyrics:
Every time she asks me "Do I look okay?"
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
She asks me, do I love cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She asks me, do I look OK
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your face
There's not a thing I would shake
'Cause you've got braces
But it's just the way you are
And when you smile
The world stops scared for a while
'Cause you've got braces
But it's the way you are.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are
"Locked out of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sex-texted me to paradise
Original Lyrics:
Your sex takes me to paradise
I don't even know if there's something called sex-texting but I really thought it was this until I searched for it. I also thought it was "You sentenced me to paradise" for a while but that wasn't as funny.
"Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it these dancing Jews?
Original Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
"Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or is it this dancing Jew?
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
Original Lyrics:
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

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Selected Albums

Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Just the Way You Are (2-Track)
Just the Way You Are (2-Track)