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"Brutal Planet"
Christian face and Chris DeBurgh
Christian flesh and Christian blood
"Brutal Planet"
This is where all good begins.
This is where our death begins.
"Department Of Youth"
Pumpkin on you
Department of youth
"Eighteen"
I'm Aunt Bea and I don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I just don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I gotta get away.
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Eighteen"
It's the A-team, don't know what I want
A-team! Don't know what I want
A-team, I gotta get away.
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Elected"
Happy New Year!
Hallelujah!
"Elected"
I been to the deli in a gold Rolls Royce.
I'm yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce.
"Elected"
I wanna be a lettuce.
I wanna be elected.
"Elected"
I wanna be a lettuce.
I wanna be elected.
"Elected"
I want to be your lady.
or
I want to be electric.
I want to be elected.
"Elected"
I've always been cruel.
I've always been cool.
"Elected"
Kids wanna save ya, it don't mean a thing.
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake.
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Piece of cycle
He's a psycho.
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Won't you be my Frankenstein?
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
"Halo Of Flies"
I crossed the oceans of your womancy.
I crossed the oceans where no one could see.
"Halo Of Flies"
You can't tell me your plans
You never will understand.
And counterfeit plans
You never will understand.
"Hey, Stoopid"
Head low, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high philosophy.
Bey Bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity.
"How You Gonna See Me Now?"
I've got to watch
People into a lifeboat.
I've got a watch
That turns into a lifeboat.
"I'm Your Gun"
Bulls*** bullets
Push and pull it.
"I'm Your Gun"
Pull the trigger, I get n*****.
Pull the trigger, I get bigger.
"Long Way To Go"
What's keeping us apart is that selfish nurse.
What's keeping us apart isn't selfishness.
"Man Of The Year"
I banged Madonna.
or
I made Madonna.
I make Madonna faint.
"Only Women Bleed"
Lonely women bead.
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
On a winter's eve
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
Only wait and bleed
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
Only willingly
Only willingly.
Only women bleed
Only women bleed.
"Poison"
I don't want a breakfast chain.
I don't wanna break these chains.
"Poison"
I want to taste you, but your lips aren't there and it's poison.
I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
I want to taste you
But your lips are better as poisoned.
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
One look, good kill
One look could kill.
"Poison"
Your boyfriend
Boyfriend running through my brain.
Your poison
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Your poison run in though my legs.
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on bread
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
"Poison"
you're blond
your blood
"School's Out"
Clean my locker, wreck it all!
We might not go back at all!
"School's Out"
No more lessons
No more books
No more techers
Dirty rocks.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks.
"School's Out"
Out for summer, out 'til fall
Clean my locker, had it all.
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Out for summer, out to bore
Really light, girl, ad-gay-or!
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Sauerkraut for supper
School's out for summer.
"School's Out"
School's out, come leave it.
School's out completely.
"School's Out"
Who's got Osama?
School's out for summer.
"Spark In The Dark"
Palki letyat
Spark in the dark
Palki letyat means 'the sticks are flying' in Russian.
"The Awakening"
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead me to the knife.
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead into the night.
"Unholy War"
Unholy whore
Unholy war
"Wicked Young Man"
Acoustic heavy metal beat
A goose-step heavy metal beat
"Wicked Young Man"
I am delicious, young man.
I am a vicious young man.
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