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There are 47 misheard song lyrics for Alice Cooper on amIright currently.

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"Brutal Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christian face and Chris DeBurgh
Original Lyrics:
Christian flesh and Christian blood
"Brutal Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is where all good begins.
Original Lyrics:
This is where our death begins.
"Department Of Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumpkin on you
Original Lyrics:
Department of youth
"Eighteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Aunt Bea and I don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I just don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I gotta get away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Eighteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the A-team, don't know what I want
A-team! Don't know what I want
A-team, I gotta get away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy New Year!
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been to the deli in a gold Rolls Royce.
Original Lyrics:
I'm yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be elected.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be elected.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your lady.
or
I want to be electric.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be elected.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've always been cruel.
Original Lyrics:
I've always been cool.
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids wanna save ya, it don't mean a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake.
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of cycle
Original Lyrics:
He's a psycho.
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
"Halo Of Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed the oceans of your womancy.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed the oceans where no one could see.
"Halo Of Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't tell me your plans
You never will understand.
Original Lyrics:
And counterfeit plans
You never will understand.
"Hey, Stoopid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head low, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high philosophy.
Original Lyrics:
Bey Bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity.
"How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to watch
People into a lifeboat.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a watch
That turns into a lifeboat.
"I'm Your Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls*** bullets
Original Lyrics:
Push and pull it.
"I'm Your Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the trigger, I get n*****.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the trigger, I get bigger.
"Long Way To Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's keeping us apart is that selfish nurse.
Original Lyrics:
What's keeping us apart isn't selfishness.
"Man Of The Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
I banged Madonna.
or
I made Madonna.
Original Lyrics:
I make Madonna faint.
"Only Women Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely women bead.
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a winter's eve
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only willingly
Only willingly.
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed
Only women bleed.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boysland
Original Lyrics:
Poison
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a breakfast chain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chains.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips aren't there and it's poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are better as poisoned.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
One look, good kill
Original Lyrics:
One look could kill.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend
Boyfriend running through my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your poison run in though my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on bread
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
you're blond
Original Lyrics:
your blood
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean my locker, wreck it all!
Original Lyrics:
We might not go back at all!
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more lessons
No more books
No more techers
Dirty rocks.
Original Lyrics:
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
Clean my locker, had it all.
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, out to bore
Really light, girl, ad-gay-or!
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sauerkraut for supper
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out, come leave it.
Original Lyrics:
School's out completely.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got Osama?
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"Spark In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palki letyat
Original Lyrics:
Spark in the dark
Palki letyat means 'the sticks are flying' in Russian.
"The Awakening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead me to the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead into the night.
"Unholy War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unholy whore
Original Lyrics:
Unholy war
"Wicked Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acoustic heavy metal beat
Original Lyrics:
A goose-step heavy metal beat
"Wicked Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am delicious, young man.
Original Lyrics:
I am a vicious young man.

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Dirty Diamonds album at Amazon.com

The Best Of Alice Cooper: Mascara & Monsters album at Amazon.com

Killer album at Amazon.com

Love It to Death album at Amazon.com

From the Inside album at Amazon.com

Welcome to My Nightmare album at Amazon.com

Easy Action album at Amazon.com

Billion Dollar Babies (Dlx) (Dig) album at Amazon.com

Alice Cooper Goes to Hell album at Amazon.com

Muscle of Love album at Amazon.com
 
 
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