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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on November 4, 2009. These are not items submitted on November 4, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop" by Paskkal
    a parody of "The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain," Bloodhound Gang
"Prednisone Crunching" by Warren Baker
    a parody of "Ants Marching," Dave Matthews Band
"Dogs Throw Up On Me" by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
    a parody of "Don't Wait Up For Me," The Donnas
"Hey Len, I Loathe You" by carly_carlz
    a parody of "Hello, I Love You," The Doors
"Tipsy Gambler" by Melanie Lee
    a parody of "Gypsy Woman," The Impressions
"Centerfold" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Centerfold," J. Geils Band
"My Bravery, Dings (Street Racing)" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"Having Them A Food Fight" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Dancing In The Moonlight," King Harvest
"Michael Vick in a Box" by carly_carlz
    a parody of "Dick in a Box," The Lonely Island
"Whorehouse" by Flash Flood
    a parody of "Funhouse," Pink
"Let's Hurt Kanye Together" by carly_carlz
    a parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together," The Rolling Stones
"Pounds Of Pie Tins" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "Sounds Of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel
"Which One's The Girl" by Jeff Reuben
    a parody of "Don't Take The Girl," Tim McGraw
"I Cain't Pee, Babe" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "It Ain't Me, Babe," The Turtles

Songs That Are Banned:

"Brain Stew," Green Day
This song has been banned in multiple places & on multiple media related broadcasts, because it was thought to possibly offend people or remind them of 9/11.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
"Seek & Destroy," Metallica
A Program director for a radio station made a completley unofficial list of songs that may offend/remind people of 9/11. However this list was leeked out as being an official company policy, which was not true.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
A Program director for a radio station made a completley unofficial list of songs that may offend/remind people of 9/11. However this list was leeked out as being an official company policy, which was not true.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime

Hidden Messages:

"James Brown Is Dead," Led Zeppelin
Oh here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan. He will give those with him 666. There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.
Submitted by: Meatloaf17

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"New Model, No. 15," Mark Mothersbaugh
Rugrats TV show and Crash Bandicoot
Submitted by: Dave Craig
"Rainy Day Women # 12 and 35," Bryan Adams
The "warning" is really on the CD itself. It's a picture disc made up to resemble a truck tire in appearance (a monster tire is on the cover too). There's the artist and album names, the track list and copyright info, written in a circumscribe format. After the record label credits and warning (copying prohibited, ...) there's a simple sentence: Do not inflate above 50 p.s.i. This "warning" is an example of humor more than anything else.
Submitted by: Anyday I'm Gonna Make Her Mine!

Performer Nick Names:

Billie Joe Armstrong known informally as: Fink. Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Jason White known informally as: Balduducci. Submitted by: Optimsu Lime
Mike Dirnt known informally as: Van Gough. Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Tre' Cool known informally as: The Snoo. Submitted by: Optimus Lime

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

What Happened To That Boy? by Baby (featuring The Clipse) used for Anything involving AMBER Alerts Submitted by: ZJP Version 1
Summer Of '69 by Bryan Adams/Bowling For Soup, Both Good used for Calendars Submitted by: Ariane
Stay The Same by Joey McIntyre used for Promo For High School Graduations Submitted by: Rayna

Duets Not Yet Performed:

When You're Gone, Everything's F***ed
"When You're Gone," Bryan Adams Featuring Mel C and "Everything's F***ed," Pitchshifter
- Submitted by: Josh
Feel Like Makin' Tender Love
"Feel Like Makin' Love," Bad Company/Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway and "Tender Love," The Deele
- Submitted by: oldsongs
Love Me Tender, Love
"Love Me Tender," Elvis Presley and "Tender Love," The Deele
- Submitted by: oldsongs
Wild Dances In The Disco
"Wild Dances," Ruslana (2004 Ukraine Eurovision entry) and "In The Disco," Deen (2004 Bosnia & Herzegovina Eurovision entry)
Makes sense to me. - Submitted by: Kingky
Who's Johnny Angel?
"Who's Johnny?," El DeBarge and "Johnny Angel," Shelley Fabares
- Submitted by: nally
My Name Is Margaret Thatcher
"My Name Is," Eminem and "Margaret Thatcher," The Notsensibles
- Submitted by: Raphael
Margaret Thacher Stole My Virginity
"Margaret Thatcher," Notsensibles and "Capitalism Stole My Virginity," The (International) Noise Conspiracy
That person's gotta be traumatized for his whole life if that happened to him. - Submitted by: Jesus
I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up
"I've Gotta Be Me/Falling Down," Sammy Davis Jr./Avril Lavigne and "Can't Get Enough/Get Up," Suede/Sleater-Kinney
All that just for a cheesy 80's reference?! - Submitted by: Josh
So, Sad Movies Make Me Cry
"So Sad," The Everly Brothers and "Sad Movies Make Me Cry," Sue Thompson
- Submitted by: Marian

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"U.G.L.Y," Daphne and Celeste Plastic Surgery nirvana babe
"Ugly," Daphne and Celeste Dating service/plastic surgery Ocean-Sirius
"Let's Go Get Cokes," The Faction Pepsi Hotline Wally P.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"At My Front Door," The El Dorados
"Let Her In," John Travolta
"Heads Carolina, Tails California," Jo Dee Messina
"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?," The Lovin' Spoonful

Song Title Space Change:

"All Mix Ed Up" originally "All Mixed Up," 311
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Livin' Gin Danger" originally "Living In Danger," Ace Of Base
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Cry In" originally "Cryin'," Aerosmith
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Every Heart Be At" originally "Every Heartbeat," Amy Grant
Be at what?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Had Tim E." originally "You Had Time," Ani DeFranco
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Possess Ion" originally "Possession," Bad English
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"De Vil's Haircut" originally "Devil's Haircut," Beck
Cruella got a new hairstyle? About time.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Au Diode Light" originally "Audio Delight," Black-Eyed Peas
Au = symbol for gold, an expensive diode material!
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Run A Round" originally "Run Around," Blues Traveler
And get dizzy.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Dana B Normal" originally "Dan Abnormal," Blur
Submitted by: Carla Jorgensen
"This Is Al Ow!" originally "This Is A Low," Blur
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Girl Sand Boys" originally "Girls And Boys," Blur
At the beach, probably.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"In Sanity" originally "Insanity," Boingo
Out crazy?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Lied Tom E." originally "You Lied To Me," Cathy Dennis
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wild Hearted's On" originally "Wild Hearted Son," Cult
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wild Heart Ed Son" originally "Wild Hearted Son," Cult
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Where You Go In Now" originally "Where You Goin' Now," Damn Yankees
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Moth ER" originally "Mother ," Danzig
Didn't know they had ER's for moths.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Crash In Tom E." originally "Crash Into Me," Dave Matthews Band
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Groove I Sin The Heart" originally "Groove Is In The Heart," Deee-Lite
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Let's Get Rock Ed" originally "Let's Get Rocked," Def Leppard
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Walkin' Gin My Shoes" originally "Walking In My Shoes," Depeche Mode
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Never Let Med Own A Gain" originally "Never Let Me Down Again ," Depeche Mode
Submitted by: Electric Boogeyman
"Re: Al Love" originally "Real Love," The Doobie Brothers
Whoever he is.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Peace In Our Tim E." originally "Peace In Our Time," Eddie Money
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Connect Ion" originally "Connection," Elastica
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Writ Ten In The Stars" originally "Written In The Stars," Elton John and LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"Tear Sin Heaven" originally "Tears In Heaven," Eric Clapton
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Disconnect Ed" originally "Disconnected," Face To Face
I'm so happy not to be named Ed.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Epic (What I Sit)" originally "Epic (What Is It)," Faith No More
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Just Ada Y." originally "Just A Day," Feeder
Ada Y.? Who is she?
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Shadow Box ER " originally "Shadowboxer," Fiona Apple
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fly In The Flannel" originally "Flyin' The Flannel," FireHouse
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I'll Stick A Round" originally "I'll Stick Around," Foo Fighters
As compared to sticking in some other shape?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Friend Sin Low Places" originally "Friends In Low Places," Garth Brooks
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Never A Tim E." originally "Never A Time," Genesis
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Until If All Away" originally "Until I Fall Away," Gin Blossoms
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Comin' Gout Of The Dark" originally "Coming Out Of The Dark," Gloria Estefan
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Strand Ed" originally "Stranded," Heart
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Not Enough Tim E." originally "Not Enough Time," INXS
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"A Gain" originally "Again," Janet Jackson
As compared to a loss?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Come Back Tom E." originally "Come Back To Me," Janet Jackson
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"The De Vil You Know" originally "The Devil You Know," Jesus Jones
I only know Cruella through '101 Dalmations'.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Come And Talk Tom E." originally "Come And Talk To Me," Jodeci
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"No Thin My Love Can't Fix " originally "Nothin' My Love Can't Fix," Joey Lawrence
Around Lawrence all the girls get fat?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Ment Al Picture" originally "Mental Picture," Jon Secada
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Do It Tom E." originally "Do It To Me," Lionel Richie
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Every One's Vic Tim" originally "Everyone's Victim," Lisa Germano
'Vic' is short for victim on 'CSI'.
Submitted by: She
"Al Lover You" originally "All Over You," Live
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Do I Nit?" originally "Doin' It," LL Cool J
For your sake I hope not!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I've Been Thin King About You" originally "I've Been Thinking About You," Londonbeat
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Love ... Thy Will Bed One" originally "Love ... Thy Will Be Done," Martika
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Protect Ion" originally "Protection," Massive Attack
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Mad Sea Son" originally "Mad Season," Matchbox 20
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"If I Wan Ted To" originally "If I Wanted To," Melissa Etheridge
Ted would probably be wan waiting for Etheridge.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"If I Want Ed To" originally "If I Wanted To," Melissa Etheridge
Etheridge probably won't want Ed to.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Who I Sit" originally "Who Is It," Michael Jackson
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Unforget Table" originally "Unforgettable," Natalie Cole
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Not Sleeping A Round" originally "Not Sleeping Around," Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Ned sleeps in squares, rectangles, triangles?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Down I Nit" originally "Down In It," Nine Inch Nails
Ew!!!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"U.N. Believable" originally "Unbelievable," Notorious B.I.G.
Not always or by everybody.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Cigarette Sand Alcohol" originally "Cigarettes And Alcohol," Oasis
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"G.E. There" originally "Get Here," Oleta Adams
An ode to NBC's parent company?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Medic In E." originally "Medicine," Orbit
As in Emergency.
Submitted by: Indy
"The Promise Of An Ew!! Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day," Paula Abdul
Sounds like a kind of day Abdul might have. -:)
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Giving You The Ben E. Fit" originally "Giving You The Benefit," Pebbles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"U.N. Skinny Bop " originally "Unskinny Bop," Poison
A popular dance in much of Africa?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Never Dot Hat" originally "Never Do That," Pretenders
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Load Ed" originally "Loaded," Primal Scream
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Lo Ad Ed" originally "Loaded," Primal Scream
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Le Tit Go" originally "Letitgo," Prince
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Diamond Sand Pearls" originally "Diamonds And Pearls," Prince & the New Power Generation
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fire Start ER" originally "Firestarter," Prodigy
Another ER I'll stay away from!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Don Task Me" originally "Don't Ask Me," Public Image Ltd.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Tim E. Bomb" originally "Time Bomb," Rancid
If Tim E. the bomb went off he'd be rancid!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Every Body Hurts" originally "Everybody Hurts," R.E.M.
Especially after they lose their head!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Just The Way I 'Tis, Baby" originally "Just The Way It Is, Baby," Rembrandts
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"So You Think You Rein Love" originally "So You Think You're In Love," Robyn Hitchcock
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pure Mass Acre" originally "Pure Massacre," Silverchair
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Dot, He Bartman" originally "Do The Bartman," Simpsons
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Underwhelm Ed" originally "Underwhelmed," Sloan
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Too Much Pass Ion" originally "Too Much Passion," Smithereens
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Black Ho Le Sun" originally "Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Plow Ed" originally "Plowed," Sponge
So happy my name is not Ed!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Connect Ed" originally "Connected," Stereo MC's
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wick Ed Garden" originally "Wicked Garden," Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Stay To Get Her" originally "Stay Together," Suede
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Suck Ed Out" originally "Sucked Out," Superdog
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Go In Gout" originally "Going Out," Supergrass
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Goin' Gout" originally "Going Out," Supergrass
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Whoomp! (There I 'Tis)" originally "Whoomp! (There It Is)," Tag Team
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Bright Yell Ow! Gun" originally "Bright Yellow Gun," Throwing Muses
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Good Intent Ions" originally "Good Intentions," Toad the Wet Sprocket
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Don't Know Ho Wit Feels" originally "You Don't Know How It Feels ," Tom Petty
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Mean The World Tom E." originally "You Mean The World To Me," Toni Braxton
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Another's Ad Love Song" originally "Another Sad Love Song," Toni Braxton
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Monster Sand Angels" originally "Monsters And Angels," Voice of the Beehive
Just in time for Halloween.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I 'Tis Like Today" originally "It Is Like Today," World Party
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"The Ball Ad Of Peter Pumpkinhead" originally "The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead," XTC
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Rich Packet anagram of Cheap Trick Submitted by: dxman
...of money.
Divide a Bow anagram of David Bowie Submitted by: dxman
Free Ed anagram of Feeder Submitted by: Doug Pitts
Jaw Holes anagram of Joe Walsh Submitted by: dxman
Frog, Then Joy anagram of John Fogerty Submitted by: dxman
Get the frog before you are happy?
Rock In Bag anagram of King Cobra Submitted by: Doug Pitts
Need a strong bag to carry a rock.
Moans There anagram of The Ramones Submitted by: Don Corleona Lewis
Tracy Jerks anagram of Terry Jacks Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Transmit Venom anagram of Vomit Remnants Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Anagrams:

"Orange Lie" originally "Iron Eagle," King Cobra
How can a lie be orange?
Submitted by: Doug Pitts
"Eager Lion" originally "Iron Eagle," King Cobra
Submitted by: Doug Pitts
"Deliver Ebay Dream" originally "Daydream Believer," The Monkees
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Song Title Acrostics:

iJAK: "I'm Just A Kid," Green Day
iJak is an insurance company
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
LG (like the phone brand): "Little Girl," Green Day
Submitted by: Optimus Lime

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"More Than Surds Can Weigh" originally "More Than Words Can Say" by Alias
Surd = a mathematical root (sq. rt, cube rt, etc.)
Submitted by: Salvador Dali Parton
"Gives Who Yell?" originally "Gives You Hell" by All-American Rejects
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Only Time 'Til Well" originally "Only Time Will Tell" by Asia
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Pip A Wheel" originally "Whip Appeal" by Babyface
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Don't Hunk With My Fart" originally "Don't Phunk WIth My Heart" by Black-Eyed Peas
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Two-Man Hutch" originally "Human Touch" by Bruce Springsteen
Submitted by: Rocky
"Messed Nut Chair" originally "Chestnut Mare" by The Byrds
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"I'm Sop-eye The Paler Man" originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man" by Face To Face
Submitted by: American Idle
"I'm Sop-eye The Mailer Pan" originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man" by Face To Face
Submitted by: American Idle
"I'm Mop-eye The Sailor Pan" originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man" by Face To Face
Submitted by: American Idle
"Adjust Ya" originally "Just A Day" by Feeder
Submitted by: Doug Pitts
"Papa's Merles" originally "Mama's Pearls" by Jackson 5
Submitted by: Soul Jr.
"Beer Den" originally "Dear Ben" by Jennifer Lopez
Submitted by: Don Corleona Lewis
"Shied In Your Hell" originally "Hide In Your Shell" by Supertramp
A hell could have much to shy away from.
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"Cast Far" originally "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman
Someone threw somwthing far away.
Submitted by: Toni Minot

Names as a Word Bank:

Gay Nerd from Green Day Submitted by: Optimus Lime

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sack Blabbath originally "Black Sabbath"
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Mob Bold originally "Bob Mould"
Rocky
Sauna Dumber originally "Donna Summer"
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Veddy Edder originally "Eddie Vedder"
Think Count Floyd of SCTV.
Rock Lobster
Clem Has Gyros originally "Gym Class Heroes"
Rocky
Dusker Who? originally "Husker Du"
Rocky
Dusker Who? originally "Husker Du"
Rocky
Prude Us Geese originally "Judas Priest"
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HUD Money originally "Mudhoney"
Ned MacCamden
Jungo Mary originally "Mungo Jerry"
Marge Pegram
Johnny Dames Rio originally "Ronnie James Dio"
marzoz10

Movies Named After Song Titles:

1974 sci-fi film directed by John Carpenter
Submitted by: Rocky

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"I Don't Like Mondays" by Boomtown Rats
The Lyrics:
Tell me why I don't like Mondays (3X)
I wanna sho-o-o-o-t the whole day down.
Why:
Another fact-based tragic song with an upbeat melody. Based on 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer's shooting spree in San Diego. Ironic, since Brenda was upbeat (as in remorseless) herself when she told the authorities "I don't like Mondays. This livens the day."
Submitted by: British Bullcrap
"the games people play" by joe south/the beleiver's
The Lyrics:
the game's people play,never meaning what the,say,never meaning what they do,never meaning what they,do, it's a,dirty rotten shame!
Why:
This cheery melody,is far from "cheery',it's a ballad about,the liar's in society!
Submitted by: ARTIE
"i can't stay mad at you" by skeeter davis
The Lyrics:
i love you til,i die,and i can't stay,mad at you!,i got mad,at you last,night!
Why:
a lively melody,granted but,hold everything!,it tell's the,saga of,a woman ''s who claim's she would and could,never hold a,grudge with,her husband/sweetheart,yet she contradict's herself,by declaring she,got mad at him!,the previous night!
Submitted by: mr.x
"Happy Birthday" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Lyrics:
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
Why:
This song always makes me unhappy. The lyrics to this are just kind of morbid.
Submitted by: James
"Clothes Off," Gym Class Heroes
The Lyrics:
We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
We have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Why:
Imagine if you were sitting there in health class while the teacher was talking about abstinence. (or really anywhere they were talking about abstinence) I don't think the teacher would be very happy.
Submitted by: dustin
 
 
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