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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on October 26, 2009. These are not items submitted on October 26, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Stress For Pay" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Yesterday," The Beatles
"BNP" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Claim for Whatever" by Wendy Christopher
    a parody of "Song for Whoever," The Beautiful South
"Things" by Paul Sta without the R
    a parody of "Things," Bobby Darin
"I'm Insane" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "You're So Vain," Carly Simon
"Only In My Dreams" by Frightmare
    a parody of "Only In My Sleep," The Corrs
"Mafia is for fighting" by Lynman
    a parody of "Money For Nothing," Dire Straits
"Make The Word Go Away" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Make The World Go Away," Eddie Arnold
"Lava Man" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "Rocket Man," Elton John
"Mullet Man" by Warren Baker
    a parody of "Rocket Man," Elton John
"Willie the Wart Nosed Warlock" by Lionel Mertens
    a parody of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Amaretto All Morning" by Andria
    a parody of "Amarillo By Morning," George Strait
"Caller Is Angry" by Alex Zander
    a parody of "Kitten Is Angry," Lemon Demon
"Portly in the U.S.A." by James Kilian
    a parody of "Party in the U.S.A.," Miley Cyrus
"Hey There Oh Mario" by Deathlurker
    a parody of "Hey There Delilah," Plain White T's
"Creep Creep" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "Beep Beep," Playmates
"Pizzas" by Danny Mew
    a parody of "Peaches," Presidents Of The United States Of America
"Resistant to Style" by Warren Baker
    a parody of "Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer
"( I Can't Get No ) Janet Jackson" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction," Rolling Stones
"He Doesn’t Relish “. . .You”" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"I Am a Lon" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Am a Rock," Simon & Garfunkel
"Bruce" by B.C Fan
    a parody of "Luka," Suzanne Vega
"P-U-B-L-I-city! (Jordan's Anthem)" by Wendy Christopher
    a parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E," Tammy Wynette
"Armor King" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday
"Met Fans (Phillies & Yankees Make 'em Puke)" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey & the Duke)," Terry Cashman
"The Joys of Halloween In Wyoming" by Arwen
    a parody of "They Don't Know," Tracey Ullman
"Obama Frowns on Washington*" by Barry J. Mitchel
    a parody of "O Little Town of Bethlehem," Traditional
"Twelve Days in Jail" by Andria
    a parody of "Twelve Days of Christmas," Traditional
"Y. M. C. A." by Fred Snider
    a parody of "Y. M. C. A.," Village People

Song Parody Recordings:

Oct 26 "The Ballad of Jon and Kate" by Johnny Garcia and the Maxwell House a parody of "The Ballad of John and Yoko" by The Beatles
Johnny Garcia and the Maxwell House is Warren Baker and Seth Maxwell. Warren on vocals, and Seth on all instruments. The Blogging Baker: (Flash) (Comments)
Oct 26 ""Tor Hershman's AmaZING Grace"" by Tor Hershman a parody of ""Amazing Grace"" by John Newton
“Amazing Grace” was written by a man grown RICH from the slave trade. YouTube: (YouTube) (Comments)
Oct 26 "Mafia is for Figthing" by Lynman a parody of "Money For Nothing" by Lynman
This is about being a mafia addict and you need to loot all the strong weapons to be strong in the game youtube: (Window media ) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Uh-Huh (album)," John Mellencamp
some fundamentalist types bellyached that the album cover shows Mellencamp along with angels that have "demonic" features (horns and pointed tails and such).
Submitted by: Buckeye Chuck

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Zabudnuté," Elán - Length: 2:59
Don't understand a word, but it's probably a REALLLLY sad song. Guess he got too depressed to keep singing
Submitted by: Ricky

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"#9 Dream," John Mellencamp
During the late summer and early fall of 1982 "Jack and Diane" was on top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Me and my younger sister were watching a "Three's Company" episode during autumn 82 and main character Jack Tripper was dating a girl named (drumroll, please) - Diane!
Submitted by: Guess What?

New Band Names:

The Deluxes is a better name for The Supremes
It's the same type of pizza. Submitted by: Little Debbie Cakes

Performer Nick Names:

Atlanta Rhythmn Section known informally as: ARS. Submitted by: Alien
Charlie Daniels Band known informally as: CDB. Submitted by: The Devil
Emerson, Lake and Palmer known informally as: ELP. Submitted by: Lucky Man
Kanye West known informally as: The Voice of Our Generation. Submitted by: dxman
Little River Band known informally as: LRB. Submitted by: Night Owl

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Dirty Sticky Floors by Dave Gahan used for Any Mop Or Floor Cleaning Product Submitted by: AstroRage
Sweet Talkin' Woman by ELO used for Betty Crocker/Sara Lee Submitted by: oldrock

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Nobody's Driving On Dead End Road
"Nobody's Driving," Amebix and "Dead End Road," Alkaline Trio
- Submitted by: Dr. L
Come Clean Dirty Sticky Floors
"Come Clean," Hilary Duff and "Dirty Sticky Floors," Dave Gahan
I think that's what Mr. Clean was invented for... - Submitted by: Ed
Cleaning Out My Dirty Sticky Closet
"Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem and "Dirty Sticky Floor," Dave Gahan
- Submitted by: Zenateur
Dirty Sticky American Pie on the Floor
"Dirty Sticky Floor," Dave Gahan and "American Pie," Don McLean
Mmmmmm... - Submitted by: Zenateur
Dirty Sticky Ketchup Song
"Dirty Sticky Floors," Dave Gahan and "The Ketchup Song," Las Ketchup
Well, the duet title isn't the best combination, but it would make a nice song;) - Submitted by: pauly
God Save Ice Cream
"God Save Us," El Nino and "Ice Cream," Sarah McLachlan
- Submitted by: ZSGhost
Want An Evil Woman Bad
"Want You Bad," The Offspring and "Evil Woman," ELO
- Submitted by: Crystal
You Came All Over The World
"You Came," Kim Wilde and "All Over The World," E.L.O.
- Submitted by: Steven Oliver
We Gotta Get You An Evil Woman
"We Gotta Get You A Woman," Todd Rundgren and "Evil Woman," ELO
- Submitted by: hec
Light My Fire On High
"Light My Fire," The Doors and "Fire On High," ELO
- Submitted by: Mike Florio
Telephone Line Full Of Champagne Supernova
"Telephone Line," ELO and "Champagne Supernova," Oasis
I can't help but think of the ELO song during the instrumental of Oasis's song - Submitted by: The Skuz
Strange Voodoo Magic
"Strange Magic," ELO and "Voodoo," Godsmack
- Submitted by: Princess J
Wake Up Little Suzie, My Baby's Gone!
"Wake Up Little Suzie," The Everly Brothers and "My Baby's Gone," Johnnie And Joe
- Submitted by: Marian
It's All Over The Mountain
"It's All Over," The Everly Brothers and "Over The Mountain," Johnnie And Joe
Gossip travels fast! - Submitted by: Marian
My Baby's Gone,Gone,Gone
"My Baby's Gone," Johnnie And Joe and "Gone Gone Gone," The Everly Brothers
- Submitted by: Marian

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Bottle Living," Dave Gahan Alcoholics Anonymous Genevieve

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town,," Pearl Jam
"I Wanna Make Love To You.," Dave Edwards Heh heh, gross.
"Mind Games," John Lennon
"You're Driving Me Out Of My Mind," Little River Band
"Help," Beatles
"Help Is On Its Way," Little River Band
"Anniversary Song," Roy Rogers & Dale Evans
"Happy Anniversary," Little River Band
"Please Don't Go," KC & The Sunshine Band
"Take It Easy On Me," Little River Band
"Somebody Help Me," Spencer Davis Group
"Help Is On Its Way," Little River Band
"Help!," The Beatles
"Help Is On Its Way," Little River Band
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?," Elvis Presley
"Lonesome Loser," Little River Band
"How Long?," Ace
"It's A Long Way There," Little River Band
"Reminiscing," The Little River Band
"An Old Fashioned Love Song," Three Dog Night
"Reminiscing," The Little River Band
"Memories Are Made Of This," Dean Martin
"Lady," Little River Band
"You Are The Woman," Firefall
"Garden Party," Rick Nelson
"(I Never Promised You A) Rose Garden," Lynn Anderson
"Hey Western Union Man," Jerry Butler
"A Telegram To Your Heart," Modern Talking
"Anniversary Song," Roy Rogers & Dale Evans
"Happy Anniversary," Little River Band

Song Title Space Change:

"I'm No Tin Love" originally "I'm Not In Love," 10cc
The Tin man's heart didn't really work?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Toy Sin The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic," Aerosmith
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"How Much If Eel" originally "How Much I Feel," Ambrosia
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I'll Be Thin King Of You" originally "I'll Be Thinking Of You," Andrae Crouch
Submitted by: Christian Left
"Le Tit Ride" originally "Let It Ride ," Bachmann-Turner Overdrive
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Le Tit Be" originally "Let It Be," The Beatles
Le: French masculine of the English word, the.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Any Tim E. At All" originally "Any Time At All," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Any Tim E. A Tall" originally "Any Time At All," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Night Son Broadway" originally "Nights On Broadway," Bee Gees
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Since You Reg One" originally "Since You're Gone," Cars
So, there's a Reg Two?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Movin' Gin Stereo" originally "Moving In Stereo," Cars
Gin might make things look like they're in stereo.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Just What I Need Ed" originally "Just What I Needed," Cars
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"If You Leave Men, Ow! " originally "If You Leave Me Now," Chicago
Some guys are very sensitive.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Search In For So Long" originally "Searchin' For So Long ," Chicago
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Girl Stalk" originally "Girls Talk," Dave Edmunds
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Funny The Way I 'Tis" originally "Funny The Way It Is ," Dave Matthews Band
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I'm Comin' Gout" originally "I'm Coming Out," Diana Ross
Diana Ross wants some gout?!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"If Eel Love" originally "I Feel Love," Donna Summer
Do eel love?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"He Art Ache Tonight" originally "Heartache Tonight," Eagles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Goodbye Yell Ow! Brick Road" originally "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road," Elton John
What the Wicked Witch of the East yelled?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Is On" originally "Alison," Elvis Costello
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"He Ad Games" originally "Head Games," Foreigner
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Swear In To God" originally "Swearin' To God," Frankie Valli
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Man I'm Al" originally "Manimal," Germs
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Cat Sin The Cradle" originally "Cat's In The Cradle," Harry Chapin
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Being Boil Ed" originally "Being Boiled," Human League
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Get Up Of Fat Hat Thing" originally "Get Up Offa That Thing," James Brown
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Is She Really Goin' Gout With Him?" originally "Is She Really Going Out With Him?," Joe Jackson
That does sound painful!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Cleanup Tim E." originally "Cleanup Time," John Lennon
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Slow Dancin' (Sway In To The Music)" originally "Slow Dancin' (Swayin' To The Music)," Johnny Rivers
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Love I Sin The Air" originally "Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Use Some Body" originally "Use Somebody," Kings Of Leon
Especially if you are needing to get a head.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"L. A. Dies Night" originally "Ladies Night ," Kool & the Gang
A song about Los Angeles nights?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"La Dies Night" originally "Ladies Night," Kool & the Gang
La: French feminine for 'the'; About Halloween?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Reno Good" originally "You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt
Does Linda mean the city former Attorney General?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Don't Have To Be As Tar (To Be In My Show)" originally "You Don't Have To Be A Star (To Be In My Show)," Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis, Jr.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"She Crack Ed" originally "She Cracked," Modern Lovers / Jonathan Richman
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Laugh Terin The Rain" originally "Laughter In The Rain," Neil Sedaka
Neil singing about a terin bird laugh in the rain?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Don't Cry Not Ears" originally "Don't Cry No Tears," Neil Young
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Slip Slid In Away" originally "Slip Slidin' Away," Paul Simon
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Reunit Ed" originally "Reunited," Peaches & Herb
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"We're All Al One " originally "We're All Alone," Rita Coolidge
Sung by Al's Clones?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Da Ya Thin Kim Sexy?" originally "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?," Rod Stewart
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Shatter Ed" originally "Shattered," Rolling Stones
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Love Is Ad Rug" originally "Love Is A Drug," Roxy Music
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"The Logic Al Song" originally "The Logical Song," Supertramp
A song about Al being a Vulcan?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Season Sin The Sun" originally "Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Don't Leave Met His Way" originally "Don't Leave Me This Way," Thelma Houston
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Don't Dome Like That" originally "Don't Do Me Like That," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Who Sin The Strawberry Patch With Sally" originally "Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Sally," Tony Orlando & Dawn
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Callin' Gall Angels" originally "Calling All Angels," Train
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Win Don Summer Nights" originally "Wind On Summer Nights," Wall Brothers
Submitted by: Christian Left

Song Title Acrostics:

AT: "At Tension," Hall & Oates
Submitted by: MOR

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mock The Shun Key" originally "Shock The Monkey" by Peter Gabriel
Submitted by: Rocky
"Make A Letter To Rhea" originally "Take A Letter Maria" by R.B. Greaves
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Names as a Word Bank:

A wand and a map from PM Dawn Submitted by: Ferragamo

Band Name Spoonerisms:

1000 Domo He-Jays originally "1000 Homo DJs"
Madman
Blobby Blue Band originally "Bobby 'Blue' Bland"
Natalie Starboardman
Ale Devens originally "Dale Evans"
Western
Shine A Door originally "Dinah Shore"
Old
Bolo originally "Lobo"
Oldrock
The Stovin' Loonful originally "The Lovin' Spoonful"
Oldrock
Roge Royers originally "Roy Rogers"
Western

Insulting Lyrics:

"cry" by johnny ray
The Insulting Lyrics:
hang your head,down and go,right on,baby and,cry!,if your sweetheart send's,a letter of goodbye!
Why They're Insulting:
he's encouraging her,to weep,instead of making,her be optomistic,about being,jilted,that's rubbing,salt in her,wound's,in my book!
Submitted by: art
"Knock Three Times," Tony Orlando & Dawn
The Lyrics:
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
Mmmm, twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
(knock, knock, knock) Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Why:
This is the worst ringtone Senator Larry Craig could blare while being interrogated for soliciting sex in a men's room by means of foot taps and hand signals.
Submitted by: Kathy
 
 
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