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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on October 21, 2009. These are not items submitted on October 21, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"I Bought the Post" by Melanie Lee
    a parody of "I Fought the Law," Bobby Fuller Four
"Casanova" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "That's Amore," Dean Martin
"Caligari" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "That's Amore," Dean Martin
"Earache Tonight" by Rick Duncan
    a parody of "Heartache Tonight," Eagles
"Tom Cruise as a Little Boy" by Cats
    a parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell
"Get Down Tonight" by Ann Hammond
    a parody of "Get Down Tonight," KC & The Sunshine Band
"Mad" by Johnno Mariachi
    a parody of "Bad," Michael Jackson
"Worms" by Fred Snider
    a parody of "Words," Missing Persons
"The Foes (of Obama) Lay On The Ground" by Barry J. Mitchel
    a parody of "The Snow Lay On The Ground," Traditional

Crime Records:

Bob Dylan "Walking"
Bob Dylan was walking in New Jersey and someone called the police thinking he was someone else. And when the cops came by to ask for his Identification, Dylan didn't have any! However, the cops did take Dylan back to the hotel in the area in New Jersey where he would later perform.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Joan Baez "Peaceful Protests against Vietnam"
Joan Baez did peaceful protests in the late 60's as she would block the doors of the Oakland Armed Forces to prevent draftees in The Vietnam War.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Hidden Messages:

"Questions 67 & 68," Chickenfoot
They used some kind of special ink, I assume, because when you first take the album off a CD rack, everything on the front and back cover is black except for the logo and track numbers. Keep it in sunlight just a little while, though, and pictures of the band (as well as the track listing) become visible. Similarly, a small triangle on the inside cover eventually reveals the message, "Think Again," whatever that means.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Albedo 0.39," Van Halen
The Brown M&M never gets respect (there's no Brown M character) and Van Halen is no exception. They used this policy because they wanted to make sure that their promoters have read the contract, since in one of their venues a roadie nearly got killed and wound-up with a damage bill of 85 grand!
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Who's Johnny Angel?
"Who's Johnny?," El DeBarge and "Johnny Angel," Shelley Fabares
- Submitted by: nally

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Bang, Bang," Vanilla Fudge National Rifle Association Hotline The Madman

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"See That Animal," Elastica
"Great White Buffalo," Ted Nugent
"At My Front Door," The El Dorados
"Let Her In," John Travolta
"Venus," Frankie Avalon
"Venus In Blue Jeans," Jimmy Clanton & His Rockets
"Johnny Get Angry," Joanie Sommers
"Don't Be Angry," The Crew Cuts
"Kids With Guns," Gorillaz
"Bang, Bang," Vanilla Fudge Because to me, it just seems so suitable.

Vain Songs:

Korn"Coming Undone Wit It (featuring DFB)"
This mash-up's bridge ends with the lyric, "Korn and the muthaf***in' Franchise Boyz!" - Jonathan S.

Song Title Space Change:

"She Snot Just Another Woman" originally "She's Not Just Another Woman," 8th Day
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Every Body's Trying To Be My Baby" originally "Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Eight Day Saw Eek!" originally "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Yes I 'Tis" originally "Yes It Is," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Ye Sit Is" originally "Yes It Is ," The Beatles
Interesting way to tell someone to sit down.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Can't Dot Hat" originally "You Can't Do That," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Digit" originally "Dig It," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Things Wes Aid Today" originally "Things We Said Today," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"So Me Thing" originally "Something," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I Ma Loser" originally "I'm A Loser," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"An Di Love Her" originally "And I Love Her ," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Any Time A Tall" originally "Any Time At All," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Any Tim Eat All" originally "Any Time At All," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Baby Sin Black" originally "Baby's In Black," The Beatles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pia No Man" originally "Piano Man," Billy Joel
Joel doesn't like women named Pia?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"No Love A Tall" originally "No Love At All," B.J. Thomas
B.J. Thomas only dated short women?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I Ron Man" originally "Iron Man," Black Sabbath
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Knock In On Heaven's Door" originally "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Go In Back" originally "Goin' Back," Byrds
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wait Ed So Long" originally "Waited So Long," Carly Simon
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Sweet Sea Sons" originally "Sweet Seasons," Carole King
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Rainy Day Sand Mondays" originally "Rainy Days And Mondays," Carpenters
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Trace S" originally "Traces," Classics IV
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Reflect Ions " originally "Reflections," Diana Ross & The Supremes
What happened after the group split up?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Rider Son The Storm" originally "Riders On The Storm," Doors
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Everybody Loves Al Over" originally "Everybody Loves A Lover," Doris Day
I don't know who Al Over is.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Every Body Loves A Lover" originally "Everybody Loves A Lover ," Doris Day
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Break Fast In Bed" originally "Breakfast In Bed," Dusty Springfield
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fran Ken Stein" originally "Frankenstein," Edgar Winter Group
When monsters become lawyers or vice versa?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"She Snot You" originally "She's Not You," Elvis Presley
Ew!!! Get her away from me!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"It Snow Or Never" originally "It's Now Or Never," Elvis Presley
Elvis as a weatherman?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Bat Ross" originally "Albatross," Fleetwood Mac
Why did Al do that to Ross?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wan Tads" originally "Want Ads," Honey Cone
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Just Ad Ream" originally "Just A Dream," Jimmy Clanton
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"What Becomes Of The Brokenheart Ed" originally "What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted," Jimmy Ruffin
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Drownin' Gin The Sea Of Love " originally "Drowning In The Sea Of Love," Joe Simon
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Want Ed Man" originally "Wanted Man," Johnny Cash
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wan Ted Man" originally "Wanted Man," Johnny Cash
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Hollywood Swing In " originally "Hollywood Swingin'," Kool & the Gang
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Holly Wood Swingin'" originally "Hollywood Swingin'," Kool & the Gang
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I Cried At Ear" originally "I Cried A Tear ," Lavern Baker
Fascinating. Most people cry at eyes.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Will In" originally "Willin' ," Little Feat
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"One Son The Way" originally "One's On The Way," Loretta Lynn
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Sugar Tim E." originally "Sugartime," McGuire Sisters
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Nights In White Sat In" originally "Nights In White Satin," The Moody Blues
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Night Sin White Sat In" originally "Nights In White Satin," The Moody Blues
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Night Sin White Satin" originally "Nights In White Satin," Moody Blues
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Sit Tin On The Dock Of The Bay" originally "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay," Otis Redding
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Want Ed" originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Wanted," Partidge Family
If Ed's body didn't have a head he'd want one.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Want Ed" originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted," The Partridge Family
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wan Ted " originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted," The Partridge Family
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Wan Ted" originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted," Partridge Family
If they didn't have a head they might be wan.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Wanted" originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted," Partridge Family
A body looking for a head?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Him On Me - What Sit Gonna Be?" originally "Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?," Paul Revere & The Raiders
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Hi M Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?" originally "Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?," Paul Revere & The Raiders
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"In Dian Reservation" originally "Indian Reservation," Raiders
Dian is taking her own reservations inside of her?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"What Di Say" originally "What'd I Say," Ray Charles
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Let There Bed Rums" originally "Let There Be Drums," Sandy Nelson
A bed would be a safe place to drink rum.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Ho Me Ward Bound" originally "Homeward Bound," Simon & Garfunkel
New song sounds very kinky.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"High ER Ground" originally "Higher Ground," Stevie Wonder
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Super's Tit Ion" originally "Superstition," Stevie Wonder
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Blockbust ER" originally "Blockbuster," Sweet
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pill Ow! Talk" originally "Pillow Talk," Sylvia
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"An Old Fashion Ed Love Song" originally "An Old Fashioned Love Song," Three Dog Night
Ed has his own love songs?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Some Thin Gin The Air" originally "Something In The Air," Thunderclap Newman
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Buzz In Fly" originally "Buzzin' Fly," Tim Buckley
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Rest Ill A Young Man" originally "You're Still A Young Man," Tower Of Power
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Get I Ton (Bang A Gong)" originally "Get It On (Bang A Gong)," T. Rex
T. Rex never weighed a ton.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Hero In" originally "Heroin," Velvet Underground
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Let Shave A Party" originally "Let's Have A Party," Wanda Jackson
How barbers have fun?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Slip Pin Into Darkness" originally "Slippin' Into Darkness," War
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Round Ab Out" originally "Roundabout," Yes
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"She Snot There" originally "She's Not There," Zombies
As long as she does it over there and not here.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Blah, Stab Back anagram of Black Sabbath Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie

Song Title Anagrams:

"69 Tears" originally "96 Tears," ? and the Mysterians
This was actually the original title!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Boring Domains" originally "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
Submitted by: dxman
"Heatstroke Women" originally "Smoke on the Water," Deep Purple
Submitted by: dxman
"Boobs and Teeth" originally "Bad to the Bone," George Thorogood & the Destroyers
Submitted by: dxman
"Mean Suburb" originally "Suburban Me," In Flames
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Bare End" originally "Dear Ben," Jennifer Lopez
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Bend Ear" originally "Dear Ben," Jennifer Lopez
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Ban Deer" originally "Dear Ben," Jennifer Lopez
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Bear Den" originally "Dear Ben," Jennifer Lopez
Not quite a sponnerism, as "ea" changes its sound.
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"To jerk, eh?" originally "The Joker," Steve Miller Band
The meaning of joking (being a joker).
Submitted by: dxman

Why the Name is Stupid:

Elastica
Another name that sounds like a Metallica rip-off. Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
The Number 12 Looks Like You
Uh, no, it most certainly does not. Seriously, what moron thought THIS name was a good idea? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Spandau Ballet
Spandau was a prison that held Nazi war criminal Rudolf Hess. After his suicide in 1987 the prison was demolished to prevent it from becoming a neo-Nazi shrine. "Spandau Ballet" - does that sound like a "Nazi rock" band name? Submitted by: Philadelphia Soul

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Text Hype Sing" originally "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted by: Rocky
"Text Type Sing" originally "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted by: Rocky
"Jeremiah Blues (Part 1)," Sting
OK, where's Part 2?
Submitted by: Dream Policeman

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Back Of My Hand" by Gemma Hayes
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Come on and give me your heart
Write it on the back of my hand.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you "write" someone's heart? That's not really a writable thing. You can write a name, or a sentence, or a termpaper...but not a heart. That's crazy! Furthermore, why would you wanna write it on your hand, of all places? Or...maybe she's referring to something else with the word "it", but from this passage, the antecedent would be unknown (and whatever that antecedent is, *could* be written on the hand, but it's unclear for now). Still, it sounds like she's saying 'write your heart on my hand', which clearly doesn't make any sense.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Sound Of The Underground" by Girls Aloud
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know what is pushin' me higher
It's the static from the floor below
Why They're Nonsensical:
But you just said you didn't know.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

Insulting Lyrics:

"walk a mile in my shoe's" by joe south/the beleiver's
The Insulting Lyrics:
walk a mile,in my shoe's!,you criticize and abuse,walk a mile,in my shoe's!
Why They're Insulting:
He is,taking a,cheap shot at some,narrow-minded jerk,by saying "walk,a mile in,my shoe's", in other,word's,giving you a,taste of your,own medicene!
Submitted by: THE BIG A

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"i'm a loser" by the beatles
The Lyrics:
i'm a loser,i'm a loser,and i have,lost someone,near to,me,i'm a loser!,i'm a loser!
Why:
an exciting melody,hold on!,it is a,very meloncholy song,about a man,who has been,BETRAYED!,and admitting he's A FAILURE!
Submitted by: art
"Mr. Blue" by Fleetwoods
The Lyrics:
I'm Mr. Blue, when you say you're sorry. Then turn around headed for the lights of town, hurting me through and through. Call me Mr. Blue.
Why:
This song may have a soft feel with its jazz guitar and trombone as well as the female singers, but it's about some guy losing his love while she has fun, he cries. Garth Brooks would make an upbeat version of this song...but the song is still blue.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"walk a mile in my shoe's" by joe south/the beleiver's
The Lyrics:
walk a mile,in my shoe's!,walk a mile in,my shoe's!,you criticize and abuse, so walk a mile in,my shoe's!
Why:
don't let the,sound fool you,this far from,a happy tune!,it's a really a,depressing dirge,about giving some,bigot a dose,of his/her,own medicene!
Submitted by: MR.X
"To Heck With Old Santa Claus" by Loretta Lynn
The Lyrics:
So this year I'll build a big fire in the fireplace
Just like three little pigs I've read about.
And when that big bad wolf in red comes down the chimney,
He'll burn his whiskers, there'll be no doubt.

So to heck with old Santa Claus!
When he comes dashing through the show, I hope he falls.
I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho
With a bunch of big snowballs!
To heck with old Santa Claus!
Why:
This could really put a damper on anybody's Christmas spirit, whether one believes Santa Claus to be real or not! And yet it is sung to a rousing and lively tune that could fit joyful lyrics. If I were Loretta, I'd be slower to admit wanting to act like pigs, even in allusion to a story in which the pigs were the heroes. The pigs' heroism certainly doesn't much transfer to her plan expressed herein!
Submitted by: Donna Rand Blitzen
"Where have all the Cowboys gone?" by Paula Cole
The Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne? Where is my Prarie Son? Where is my Happy Ending? Where have all the Cowboys Gone?
Why:
The song is about a woman who wants more than what she got when she married her man. The 1st and 2nd verses dwell into that her husband does a lot (such as work on the tractor and share lemonade with her wife) The bridge is where the song goes even more down with the husband not recognizing his wife and the 3rd verse show that the husband lost interest by drinking beer with his buddies and the wife doing the chores and seeing that her happy ending just ended as she sees her husband the cowboy ride into the sunset.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Jump," Van Halen
The Lyrics:
Go ahead, jump!
Jump!
Might as well jump.
Why:
Not exactly what you want to hear when you're talking someone off of a ledge.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Hot For Teacher," Van Halen
The Lyrics:
I've got bad
got it bad
got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad
so bad
I'm hot for teacher
Why:
What happens when this ringtone goes off in front of your teacher? Everyone thinks that you're crushing on the teacher.
Submitted by: Celeste
 
 
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