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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on October 20, 2009. These are not items submitted on October 20, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Flagpole Sitta," Harvey Danger
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you're bought then you're boring
Original Lyrics:
But if you're bored then you're boring
Story about this misheard lyric by: Alex Loop:
"The Revenant Choir," Versailles
Misheard Lyrics:
I want crabs, Vladivostok pull me back,
if you wish I will become earlobes.
Original Lyrics:
Our clan's blood will not stop forever,
if you wish I will become a rose.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Kawaiiistkuollut: The only bit I actually believed was true was 'Pull me back'. I was quite surprised when I found out that that wasn't it. You could mishear this whole song, though. The singer's great but his English isn't perfect so he's quite hard to understand.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"A Bridge Too Fair" originally "A Bridge Too Far" by Bane
U. Carrie Oats
"Fool That I Arm" originally "Fool That I Am" by Georgia Gibbs
Might it take one to arm one?
Carmen Vortex Street
"Alcid Head" originally "Acid Head" by Glay
Alcid=bird in family that includes puffins & auks.
Natalie Stonecipher
"Don't Mess With My Mane" originally "Don't Mess With My Man" by Nivea feat. Jagged Edge
Song of a horse or a lion?
Penny Olivia Tyler
"Calling All Czars" originally "Calling All Cars" by Senses Fail
Dionne Peacewick

Performer Pseudonyms:

Bill Bill also known as William Rorchowski. Submitted by: Rpollck
Jimmy Urine also known as James Euringer. Submitted by: Travis
Justin Sane also known as Justin Cathal Geever. Submitted by: Kelsey =]
Lyn-Z also known as Lindsey Ann Ballato. Submitted by: Travis
Marilyn Manson also known as Brian Hugh Warner. Submitted by: missmikey612
Seal also known as Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. Submitted by: Mother Popcorn
Steve, Righ? also known as Steven Montano. Submitted by: Travis
Will.i.am also known as William James Adams, Jr.. Submitted by: Travis

Better Names for Current Songs:

"Orangeaide" is a better name for "Orange Air" by 5th Dimension
Submitted by: Nettech
"It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want A Bacon Ro" is a better name for "It's A Long Way To The Top If You Want To Rock N R" by AC/DC
Submitted by: JMasta
"I Kick You" is a better name for "I Miss You" by Avril Lavigne
Submitted by: Girl
"Single Builders (Put a Block on it)" is a better name for "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)" by Beyonce
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Piece of Meat" is a better name for "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Phantoms Below" is a better name for "Fathoms Below" by Cast of Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"This is not Helvetica (Song for Arial)" is a better name for "This is not America" by David Bowie
Submitted by: Raphael
"Animals Are Normal" is a better name for "People Are Strange" by The Doors
Submitted by: Rocky
"The Crescent Rolls" is a better name for "The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Submitted by: Country
"Open Your Thighs" is a better name for "Open Your Eyes" by Goldfinger
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Lame" is a better name for "Name" by Goo Goo Dolls
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Life Is Just A Glass Of Sherry" is a better name for "Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries" by Jaye P. Morgan
Submitted by: Oldtimer
"Fat N Bald" is a better name for "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry
Submitted by: JMasta
"Breaking Up in Vegas" is a better name for "Waking Up in Vegas" by Katy Perry
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Mediocre Face" is a better name for "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Ogre Face" is a better name for "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Hemorrhaging Lust" is a better name for "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis
Submitted by: She
"Nothing Left To Choose" is a better name for "Nothing Left To Lose" by Mat Kearney
Submitted by: MOR
"Enter Wolfman" is a better name for "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Submitted by: Doc M
"I'm Not Gay (I Promise)" is a better name for "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by My Chemical Romance
Submitted by: Anna
"(Pork) Cracklin' Gravy" is a better name for "Cracklin' Rosie" by Neil Diamond
Submitted by: MOR
"Popstar" is a better name for "Rockstar" by Nickelback
Submitted by: JMasta
"The Hilton Sisters" is a better name for "Stupid Girls" by Pink
Submitted by: She
"I'm Gonna Throw Up" is a better name for "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls
Submitted by: JMasta
"Suburbia" is a better name for "Disturbia" by Rihanna
Submitted by: JMasta
"Mozzerella" is a better name for "Umbrella" by Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z
Submitted by: JMasta
"No One Likes You (The Paris Hilton Song)" is a better name for "No One Like You" by Scorpions
Submitted by: Amanda
"The Queen Is Not Amused" is a better name for "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" by The Script
Submitted by: JMasta
"The Teacher Who Doesn't Approve" is a better name for "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" by The Script
Submitted by: JMasta
"The Fast Slut Is The Cheapest" is a better name for "The First Cut Is The Deepest" by Sheryl Crow
Submitted by: Shebop
"Carburate (The NASCAR Song)" is a better name for "Celebrate" by Three Dog Night
Submitted by: Rocky
"I Hate The Fame" is a better name for "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings
Submitted by: JMasta
"The Losers" is a better name for "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe
Submitted by: MOR
"Vioxx" is a better name for "Squeeze Box" by The Who
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

"Bleeding Mascara" by Atreyu. used for Revlon. Submitted by: Salex.
My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks by Goldfinger used for Power Showers Or Plumbers Submitted by: Heavy T
Open Your Eyes by Goldfinger used for Opticians Submitted by: Smokey McPot
Handle With Care by Traveling Wilburys used for Anchor Hocking Glassware Submitted by: Lisa Cohead

Duets Not Yet Performed:

The Taste Of Lipgloss and Black Ink
"The Taste Of Ink," The Used and "Lipgloss and Black," Atreyu
Sounds yummy, does it not? No...just kidding. - Submitted by: Alex T
Before I Fire It Up
"Before I Forget," Slipknot and "Fire It Up," Black Label Society
- Submitted by: Penor
Rape Me In This River
"Rape Me," Nirvana and "In This River," Black Label Society
- Submitted by: Soldier of Fire
Curse Of A Poor Unfortunate Fallen Soul
"Curse Of A Fallen Soul," Dropkick Murphys and "Poor Unfortunate Souls," Cast of Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Under The Sea
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Under The Sea," Cast of Disney's `The Little Mermaid'
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Pop Goes The Weasel's World
"Pop Goes the World," Men Without Hats and "Pop Goes The Weasel," Children's
- Submitted by: aldrAea
London Bridge Is Calling
"London Calling," The Clash and "London Bridge Is Falling Down," Children's
- Submitted by: rocco
Old MacDonald I-E-A-I-A-I-O
"Old MacDonald," Children's and "I-E-A-I-A-I-O," System Of A Down
That's not how it goes! - Submitted by: Rocco
You Oughta Know The Muffin Man
"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morisette and "The Muffin Man," Children's song
- Submitted by: Lee Rasiel
Macarena and Cheese
"Macarena," Los Del Rio and "Macaroni and Cheese," Children's Song
- Submitted by: kid
My Name Is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
"My Name Is," Eminem and "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt," Children's Song
Got the name and artist wrong. - Submitted by: crazy
Here In Your Bedroom, Naked.
"Naked," Avril Lavigne and "Here In Your Bedroom," Goldfinger
- Submitted by: Linkin Fart
I F***ed A Dog Here In Your Bedroom
"F** A Dog," Blink 182 and "Here In Your Bedroom," Goldfinger
- Submitted by: Masterbasser56
99 Red Bottles Of Balloons On The Beer Wall
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall," Traditional and "99 Red Balloons," Goldfinger
Yeah.... - Submitted by: DarkJon64
Open Your Eyes From Your Mouth
"Open Your Eyes," Goldfinger and "From Your Mouth," God Lives Underwater
- Submitted by: DJ Kaito
One Toke Over The End Of The Line
"One Toke Over The Line," Brewer and Shipley and "End Of The Line," The Traveling Wilburys
- Submitted by: hamburger456

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Creeping Death," Apocalyptica Hospital cherry girl
"Stoned and Drunk," Black Label Society Any Addiction Helpline Or Organization Brian
"Needled 24/7," Children of Bodom Rehabilitation clinic Tom
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children of Bodom Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc. Anonymous Bob
"Every Time I Die," Children Of Bodom Funeral Home bobbina
"Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's," Steve Taylor Nuclear Power Plant Christian
"Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's," Steve Taylor Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum Christian
"I Blew Up The Abortion Clinic Good," Steve Taylor White House Christian
"I Blew Up The Abortion Clinic Good," Steve Taylor Abortion Clinics Christian

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Where Did You Sleep Last Night," Nirvana
"Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep At All," The 5th Dimension
"Where Are You, Little Star?," The Elegants
"Aquarius," The 5th Dimension How was this one missed?
"What's your Sign?," Desiree
"Aquarius," The 5th Dimension :-)
"You're The Inspiration," Chicago
"I Don't Care," Apocalyptica
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Deep Purple," Nino Tempo & April Stevens
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Violet," Hole
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Black Metallic," Catherine Wheel Then paint on some flames.
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol Harum
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Midnight Blue," Lou Gramm
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Pink," Aerosmith Only if it's a '59 Cadillac.
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Yellow," Coldplay
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Any Colour You Like," Pink Floyd Pick a color, any color.
"What Color Should I Paint My Car?," Bill Bill
"Paint It Black," Rolling Stones
"Long Train Runnin'," The Doobie Brothers
"Chattanooga Choo-Choo," Gleen Miller
"Where is the Love," Black Eyed Peas
"Here In Your Bedroom," Goldfinger
"After Midnight," Eric Clapton
"I'm Huge (And The Babes Go Wild)," Steve Smith and The Nakeds
"Mr. Brightside," The Killers
"That's Not My Name," The Ting Tings

Why the Name is Stupid:

Apocalyptica
Sounds like a lame rip-off of Metallica. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Deftones
How can you differentiate between tones if you're deaf? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
White Town
You like sounding racist, don't you? Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Funny Lyrics:

"Green Day" by Green Day
The Funny Lyrics:
You're standing so damn close my body begins to swell. why does one and one make two?
Why They're Funny:
This song is just about smoking weed! so funny!
Submitted by: Jesus (of Suburbia)
"People My Age" by John Gorka
The Funny Lyrics:
People my age
have started looking gross
I cannot say all
and I shouldn't say most
u've seen 'em at the grocery
I've seen 'em up close
and people my age
have started looking gross

people my age
are showing some wear
there's holes where their teeth was
and their heads have gone bare
their brains are shrinking
faces sinking into fat
and as for the mirror
we won't be looking into that
Why They're Funny:
A very grim look at getting older from a brutally funny and honest artist!
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
"Heartless" by Kanye West
The Funny Lyrics:
How could you be so dr. evil,
your bringing out a side of me that I dont know.....
Why They're Funny:
Dr. evil? she must be very stupid!!
Submitted by: Jayme
"Beat It" by Michael Jackson
The Funny Lyrics:
Just beat it, no one wants to see your penis.
Why They're Funny:
I thought michael jackson was singing a song about telling the towns flasher where to go. lol.
Submitted by: Amanda
"I'm Going To Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair" by Mitzi Gaynor
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm going to,wash that man,right out ,of my hair!,i'm going to wash,that man right out,of my hair!
Why They're Funny:
She sound's like,she singing the praise's,of a shampoo,company!
Submitted by: The Big A
"Love Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon
The Funny Lyrics:
She loved me,like a rock!,my mama would,rock me,like a rock!
Why They're Funny:
How can one,love a rock?,and how can,one rock,a rock?,you tell me?
Submitted by: Art
"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" by Primus
The Funny Lyrics:
Jerry was a race car driver
he drove so g**d**n fast
Why They're Funny:
Well, duh. if he's a race car driver, of course he's going to be driving really fast, you idiot.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Some Enchanted Evening" by Rossano Brazzi
The Funny Lyrics:
Some enchanted evening,you may see,a stranger,across a crowded room!.
Why They're Funny:
But what if,you see a familiar face up close, instead?
Submitted by: The Big A
"4th Of July" by Soundgarden
The Funny Lyrics:
The fire's spreading,and nobody's caring.
Why They're Funny:
Of course nobodys caring,thier fireworks!
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Lucy And The Sky Of Diamonds" by The Beatles
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
"lucy and the sky of diamonds"
Why They're Inappropriate:
Look at the capitalized letters and they spell lsd a very addictive drug...Seems to me that they were stoned when they wrote most of their songs
Submitted by: Angel
"Switchboard Susan" by Nick Lowe
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
When I'm with you, girl, I get an extension
and I don't mean alexander graham bell's invention
Why They're Inappropriate:
Would you really tell that to a girl?
Submitted by: Ez Operator
"The Joker" by Steve Miller Band
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree
Why They're Inappropriate:
Refering to a womans breast either complementing for the size or just wanting to motorboat them
Submitted by: Angel

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Warning" by Green Day
The Song Lyrics:
This is a public service announcement,
This is only a test.
Song They Mention:
Public Service Anouncement by Jay-z
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
 
 
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