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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on October 13, 2009. These are not items submitted on October 13, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Joan Crawford," Blue Oyster Cult
Banned from MTV having a disturbing part in the video were a girl finds her mom and a man sharing a moment
Submitted by: bob

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Delta Dawn," They Might Be Giants
TMBG also do the theme for "Malcom in the Middle"
Submitted by: Robert

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"My Black Pages" originally "My Back Pages" by The Byrds
Marcia Todd
"Bullet Pride" originally "Bullet Ride" by In Flames
Doug Pitts
"Shame Jeans" originally "Same Jeans" by The View
Meredith Harshaw

Performer Nick Names:

The Moody Blues known informally as: Veteran Cosmic Rockers. Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Lay You Hands On Me & Keep Your Hands To Yourself
"Lay Your Hands On Me," ABC and "Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satelites
- Submitted by: musicman
My Blue Heaven Is A Half-Pipe
"My Blue Heaven," Fats Domino and "Heaven Is A Half-Pipe," OPM
- Submitted by: Ashley Michelle McGowan
Stairway To Heaven Is A Half Pipe
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin and "Heaven Is A Half Pipe," OPM
It's not that good, but it's my first time. - Submitted by: ZSGhost
Heaven Is A Half-Pied Piper
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "The Pied Piper," Crispian St. Peters
- Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Heaven Is A Half Bridge Over Troubled Water Pipe
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon And Garfunkel
- Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
Heaven Is A Half Dirty Water Pipe
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "Dirty Water," Standells
- Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
Heaven Is A Half Bath Water Pipe
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "Bathwater," No Doubt
- Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
Heaven Is A Half Mad Man Across The Water Pipe
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "Madman Across The Water," Elton John
- Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
Heaven Is A Hash Pipe
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM and "Hash Pipe," Weezer
- Submitted by: ZSGhost

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"You're A Special Part Of Me," Diana Ross & Marvin Gaye
"Biggest Part Of Me," Ambrosia
"You Can Look (But You'd Better Not Touch)," Bruce Springsteen
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites
"Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites
"Put Your Hand In The Hand," Ocean
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites
"Can I Touch You There?," Michael Bolton
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites
"Hold Me In Your Arms," Southern Sons
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites

Song Title Space Change:

"Stone Cold DEA Din The Market" originally "Stone Cold Dead In The Market," Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Jordan
A Drug Enforcement Agency Din?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Haunt Ed Heart" originally "Haunted Heart," Jo Stafford
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Bean anagram of Bane Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Had Fir anagram of Hard-fi Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Sam's Den anagram of Madness Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Red Swirl Nog anagram of Wonder Girls Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Egg nog with a swirl of red?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Keen Atom" originally "Take on Me," a-ha
Submitted by: dxman
"Up Odd Swine" originally "Upside Down," Diana Ross
Submitted by: dxman
"Nice Bloater" originally "Celebration," Kool & the Gang
Submitted by: dxman

Why the Name is Stupid:

The View
Yes, there is a band with this name. Anytime it's mentioned, people will think of a certain U.S. daytime TV talk show and not a Scottish band. Submitted by: Mr. Critic

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Sap Wrong" originally "Rap Song" by Black Eyed Peas
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Loveless End" originally "Endless Love" by Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
It would be sad...
Submitted by: dxman
"Ted's Wit" originally "Twisted" by Keith Sweat
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller Band
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol' jet airliner
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you've got to stay, what are you doing on an airplane? I like many Steve Miller Band songs, but the chorus doesn't seem to make sense to me.
Submitted by: mysticrose

Insulting Lyrics:

"strange brew" by cream
The Insulting Lyrics:
strange brew,kill's what's inside,of you!,strange brew kill's what's,inside of you!
Why They're Insulting:
SURELY this SONG"S SOUND"S,like an insult to a,BEER COMPANY!, well it does to,me?
Submitted by: MR.X
"johnny get mad" by joannie summers
The Insulting Lyrics:
johnny i said we,were threw, just to see,what you would,do?
Why They're Insulting:
she admit's to,being A LIAR!
Submitted by: the big A

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"dirty water" by the standells
The Lyrics:
i love that,dirty water!,Boston you're my,HOME!, i love that dirty water!,boston you're my HOME!
Why:
THIS SO-CALLED"BOOSTER SONG",is an insult to,beantown!,saying it has,UNCLEAN WATERWAY"S!,this is not a,vote of confidence,FOLK"S!
Submitted by: THE BIG A

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Big Bang Theory Theme" by Barenaked Ladies
The Lyrics:
It all started with the big bang BANG!
Why:
Bang is the sound of the big bang.. well... banging! it's onomatopoeia!
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
"Holiday" by Green Day
The Lyrics:
Bang bang goes the broken glass & kill all the fags that don't agree.
Why:
Bang Bang is the sound of the glass breaking & is therefore onomatopoeia
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
"Godzilla," Blue Oyster Cult
The Lyrics:
Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla
Why:
'Godzilla' was a 1954 film, although Godzilla has appeared in 28 films.
Submitted by: Bookworm7896
"Don't Fear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
The Lyrics:
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Why:
Probably not a good ringtone to go off in a place, such as a hospital or hospice care facility, with a lot of terminally ill patients.
Submitted by: Peter
 
 
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