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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on October 5, 2009. These are not items submitted on October 5, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"D&D" by Dr. Oliver Clozoff
    a parody of "TNT," AC/DC
"Bury the Guy Who's Dead" by DJL
    a parody of "Painting the Roses Red," Alice in Wonderland
"Tommy 'Gal: bone ya' Turtle " by Andy Primus
    a parody of "Caldonia," B.B. King
"Rooster Cogburn" by Lionel Mertens
    a parody of "Come Together," The Beatles
"Come On Sharkies" by Emily Hall
    a parody of "Come On Eileen," Dexys Midnight Runners
"Unhealthy Signs" by Lionel Mertens
    a parody of "Suspicious Minds," Elvis Presly
"My Twinkie Cravin'" by metaphorsbwithu
    a parody of "Ain't Misbehavin'," Fats Waller
"Cervantes, Monarch of the Sea" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "I Am the Monarch of the Sea," Gilbert & Sullivan
"Senior Citizen" by Joe Herron
    a parody of "Secret Agent Man," Johnny Rivers
"Campsite (Revised Version)" by Rex Ungericht
    a parody of "Save Me Tonight," Kevin Lee
"Memetic Mutation" by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    a parody of "Mambo No. 5," Lou Bega
"We Were De-Pantsed All Night ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 8 of 16)" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "I Could Have Danced All Night," My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
"To Reign, Hussein Must Plainly Beat The Dame (My Fair Fiddlegirl 7/16)" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "The Rain in Spain," My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
"Ode to the Detroit Lions (The Lions Aren't Alright)" by M. Quinn
    a parody of "The Kids Aren't Alright," The Offspring
"Just Go Wisconsin Dells" by Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells
    a parody of "Blyadi Blyadi," Palestinian Patriotic Song
"Old Tan Rubber" by Leo Keough
    a parody of "Ol' Man River," Paul Robeson
"My Dog Dakoda" by Unwritten Anarchy
    a parody of "Please Don't Leave Me," Pink
"Hey There Delilah" by Rich T
    a parody of "Hey There Delilah," Plain White 'T's
"Eat Mor Chikin / We Are The Chickens" by blackjack21
    a parody of "We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions," Queen
"Your Mother's Unsightly Bust" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Before You Kill Us All (Tool Time version)" by Mare Garrel
    a parody of "Before You Kill Us All," Randy Travis
"Booby Tuesday" by Eel Deal
    a parody of "Ruby Tuesday," Rolling Stones

Song Parody Recordings:

Oct 5 ""Come On Sharkies"" by Emily Hall a parody of "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
The 2009-10 NHL season is beginning and I wrote this parody to pump the San Jose Sharks and fans up for the upcoming season. After the embarrasing loss 1st round loss to the Ducks in the playoffs the Sharks need to really commit this year. GO SHARKS!!! youtube: (Windows Media) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"We Are The Champions," Queen
Banned in France having spent 17 weeks at number one
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Jesus Is Just Alright (reprise)," DC Talk - Length: 1:00
Along with a redoing of the Doobie Brothers song, they also have this cover of JUST the soft part on its own. Both are featured on their 1992 album, 'Free At Last'
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Will Power," DC Talk - Length: 0:14
"Will Power!...Will Power!...Will Power - the power to keep away - temptation! Tempation sold seperately! Batteries not included." From their 1992 album, 'Free At Last'
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Hidden Tracks:

"The Leaving Song Part 2," Alanis Morissette
Only on the UK version of Jagged Little Pill. The actual track is only a slightly remixed version of You Oughtta Know. Pretty bad if you've heard the original. Put then, about 5 minutes after the song ends, an acapella belter ensues. Really good song.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident) by John Michael Montgomery used for eBay Submitted by: CapitalE
I Apologize by P. J. Proby used for Tony Blair's appearance on 'The Wright Stuff' Submitted by: pickle*

Duets Not Yet Performed:

If It Makes You Happy, I Can Love You Like That
"If It Makes You Happy," Sheryl Crow and "I Can Love You Like That," John Michael Montgomery
- Submitted by: Ed
I Can Love You Like That In The Year 2525
"I Can Love You Like That," John Michael Montgomery and "In The Year 2525," Zager & Evans
But I can't wait that long! - Submitted by: Ed

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Trickle, Trickle," Manhattan Transfer
"Rhythm Of The Rain," The Cascades
"Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel," Tavares
"Heaven Sent Me You," John Michael Montgomery
"How Was I To Know?," John Michael Montgomery
"I Told You So," Randy Travis that's how!
"Be My Baby Tonight," John Michael Montgomery
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," Whitney Houston
"Love (Can Make You Happy)," Mercy
"You've Made Me So Very Happy," Blood, Sweat & Tears
"Love (Can Make You Happy)," Mercy
"You've Made Me So Very Happy," Blood, Sweat & Tears
"Have I Told You Lately," Rod Stewart
"More Today Than Yesterday," Spiral Staircase
"Say You Love Me," Fleetwood Mac
"More Today Than Yesteday," Spiral Staircase
"Yesterday," The Beatles
"More Today Than Yesterday," Spiral Staircase

Song Title Space Change:

"It's Not My Tim E." originally "It's Not My Time," 3 Doors Down
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"It Snot My Time" originally "It's Not My Time," 3 Doors Down
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fall In" originally "Fallin'," Alicia Keys
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"H Ate Me" originally "Hate Me," Blue October
About when the letters eat the Cookie Monster?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Most" originally "Almost," Bowling For Soup
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Everytime Wet Ouch" originally "Everytime We Touch," Cascada
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fight ER" originally "Fighter," Christina Aguilera
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"It Snot Over" originally "It's Not Over," Daughtry
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fall Son Me" originally "Falls On Me," Fuel
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Lip So Fan Angel" originally "Lips Of An Angel," Hinder
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Ways On Time" originally "Always On Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Ways On Tim E." originally "Always On Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Always On Tim E. " originally "Always On Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"A In Tit Funny" originally "Ain't It Funny," Jennifer Lopez
Is Lopez' tit funny?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Better In Tim E." originally "Better In Time," Leona Lewis
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pimpin' Al Lover The World" originally "Pimpin' All Over The World," Ludacris
Al Lover The World must be some gigolo.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pimp In Al Lover The World " originally "Pimpin' All Over The World," Ludacris
Who is Al Lover The World?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pimp In All Over The World" originally "Pimpin' All Over The World ," Ludacris; please submit this entry & not last one
Submitted by: George Straitjacket; need to correct artist
"All You Want Ed" originally "All You Wanted," Michelle Branch
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Go In Crazy" originally "Goin' Crazy," Natalie
Natalie believes differently than Lindsay Buckingh
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I Write Sin Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies," Panic! At The Disco
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Butt Ons" originally "Buttons," The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pimp In All Over The World" originally "Pimpin' All Over The World," The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"(When You Gonna) Give It Up Tom E." originally "(When You Gonna) Give It Up To Me," Sean Paul featuring Keyshia Cole
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"My Favor Item I Stake" originally "My Favorite Mistake," Sheryl Crow
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"My Favor Item Is Take" originally "My Favorite Mistake," Sheryl Crow
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Surf In Bird" originally "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen
It is hard to surf in a bird.
Submitted by: Faye King
"U Go Tit Bad" originally "U Got It Bad," Usher
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

John Rate A Book anagram of Jonatha Brooke Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
John Ate A Brook anagram of Jonatha Brooke Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
How does one eat a brook?
Needle Stings Thigh anagram of The Lightning Seeds Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
Indeed it can!
Alice Zimmer anagram of Malice Mizer Submitted by: Seven Mary Three-toed Woodpecker
Lint Reek anagram of Relient K Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Savable Gin anagram of Saving Abel Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Top Links anagram of Slipknot Submitted by: Albert Hammond's Flycatcher
Pot Kilns anagram of Slipknot Submitted by: Albert Hammond's Flycatcher

Song Title Acrostics:

SOT: "Somewhere Out There," Our Lady Peace
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"The Bed Cleat Dub" originally "The Deadbeat Club" by The B-52s
What are bed cleats and how can they be dubbed?
Submitted by: Carla Jorgensen
"Ex-fawn Sire" originally "Sex On Fire" by Kings Of Leon
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"Have Moo Never Been Yellow" originally "Have You Never Been Mellow" by Olivia Newton-John
Yellow cows, perhaps?
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bound And Gagged" by Ted Nugent
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bounded And Gagged" by Ted Nugent
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Never Get You Low" originally "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind
Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Dean Bloodied Ground Hogs originally "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
Reese Witherspoonerism
Gay Jordan originally "Jay Gordon"
Ingrid McCannless
June Lost Ice originally "Lone Justice"
She
Marble Shucker Tanned originally "Marshall Tucker Band"
Dave Clark Five-striped Sparrow
VJ Harpy originally "PJ Harvey"
Kirsten Abercrombie
The Snippers originally "The Spinners"
Reese Witherspoonerism
Bird Thigh Lined originally "Third Eye Blind"
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
Macy Trap Chan originally "Tracy Chapman"
Ava Rice
The Raveling Twill Berries originally "The Traveling Wilburys"
Reese Witherspoonerism

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Fergie should endorse Manchester United Football Club
She's the manager, ain't she?
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
Men Without Hats should endorse Haidressers
If you've got nice hair, you don't need a hat
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
Twisted Sister should endorse Government program against incest
Do I really need to explain?
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"#9 Dream," John Mellencamp
1970 film with Paul Newman and Henry Fonda
Submitted by: Rocky
"555 to the 666," The Spinners
1987 sci-fi spoof w/ Mel Brooks & Daphne Zuniga
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"American Pie" by Don McLean
The Lyrics:
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye.
Why:
First of all, "Them" is a pronoun, not a demonstrative adjective. So "Those" (which can be an adjective as well as a pronoun) should be used here instead of "Them". Also. "whiskey and rye" could be a grammatically faultless (if unlikely) reference if "rye" referred to the unprocessed grain rye or to rye meal. But when "rye" refers to a drink (as the context clearly indicates here), that drink is a type of whiskey. So when referring to drinks, "whiskey and rye" is like saying "colors and red". A more correct reference would be "whiskey including rye". But of course that would be hard-put to fit the song's meter, and arguably lyrically awkward even if it did fit metrically.
Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf
 
 
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