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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on September 30, 2009. These are not items submitted on September 30, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Itch Doctor" by TJC
    a parody of "Witch Doctor," Alvin and The Chipmunks with David Seville
"Glenn Beck" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Get Back," Beatles
"Blow It Out My A..." by Phil
    a parody of "Take My Breath Away," Berlin
"Glenn, He Is Upset" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Bennie and the Jets," Elton John
"G. I. Booze" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "G. I. Blues," Elvis Presley
"Salesman" by DJ Blaze
    a parody of "Spokesman," Goldfinger
"Loose Nut Is Glenn" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "You've Got a Friend," James Taylor
"Stan Sweet" by JCO
    a parody of "Little Suzie," Michael Jackson
"Glenn" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Ben," Michael Jackson
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly? ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 2 of 16)" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "Wouldn't It Be Loverly?," My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
"Why Can't Musicians Get Their Parodies To Pace? ("My Fair Fiddlegirl")" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "Why Can't The English?," My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
"The Jedi Come Back" by Aaron Maile
    a parody of "Alive," Pearl Jam
"A Biter Made Me Wail" by Andy Primus
    a parody of "A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol Harum
"Dr. Phil's Impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock in America" by metaphorsbwithu
    a parody of "Sigmund Freud's Impersonation of Albert Einstein ," Randy Newman

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Charmless Man," Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks he's educated and those Bambi shirts will protect him
Original Lyrics:
He thinks he's educated and those family shares will protect him
Story about this misheard lyric by: Chris Kershaw: As a busker, I sang these misheard lyrics in my local highstreet believing the meaning to be that if you wear a shirt with Bambi on it, you look less threatening.
"Hell In A Bucket," Grateful Dead
Misheard Lyrics:
Please come and join the ride.
Original Lyrics:
At least I'm enjoyin the ride.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Karl B.:
"Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Ed O'Neil put it down
Original Lyrics:
Yeah old Neil put it down
Story about this misheard lyric by: Scandia: Back when I first heard the song in the early 90s, "Married with Children" was very popular. And Ed O'Neil played Al Bundy. So I honestly thought the band was talking about this actor dissing the state of Alabama. It was not till I read the lyrics that I realized it was Neil Young who put it down, NOT Ed O'Neil!
"Country Grammar," Nelly
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going down down baby, Yoshi and the ladies go
Original Lyrics:
I'm going down down baby, yo street in a Range Rover
Story about this misheard lyric by: Miguel G: When this song first came out, me and my little brother thought he said Yoshi referring to the Nintendo character.
"College Kids," Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets, dude; ate Matthew's pen
Original Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jonathan S.: The lyric immediately before this one is "I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend," so i thought the singer was saying he was so poor, he had to eat somebody's ink pen! XD

Former Career:

Chad Wolf
"Several odd jobs"A Native of Charleston, SC, he worked in several of them while in Los Angeles. - Rock Maninoff

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"And I Love You Son" originally "And I Love You So" by Don McLean
dxman
"Daughter Of The Moron" originally "Daughter Of The Moon" by Insomnium
actually makes sense, unlike the original title
Jamie Burke

Strange Offspring Names:

Bandit Lee child of Gerard Way & Lyn-Z
Submitted by: Rachel
James Hoke Dorough child of Howie Dorough
His middle name is his grandfather's first name. Howie's dad died before James was born. Submitted by: Celeste
Lola Maybelline child of Joe Strummer
Definitely NOT anything to do with the cosmetic brand !! 'Maybelline' is a well-known song performed by Chuck Berry...that's why Joe chose it. Submitted by: Kirsty
Xavier child of John & Korey Cooper (of Skillet)
I for one like this name, it's cute now while Xav is still little, and it sounds very good as an adult name too. Xavier Timothy Cooper. Yep, works with all ages. Submitted by: Miki
Tu child of Rob Morrow
Submitted by: Natalie

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

So Cold by Crossfade used for Coors Light Beer Submitted by: beer

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Sugar Cold Mountain
"Sugar Mountain," Neil Young and "Cold," Crossfade
See my avatar in nastypenguins.com. - Submitted by: Shiek of the Mutilated
Cold Chop Suey
"Chop Suey," System Of A Down and "Cold," Crossfade
Somebody's breakfast. - Submitted by: Hannah*
Sexless
"Starless," Crossfade and "Sexy," Black Eyed Peas
- Submitted by: Pessimessed
It's Hot When It's Cold
"Cold," Crossfade and "It's Hot," Crush
Heh. - Submitted by: Linkin Fart
Cold Bodies
"Cold," Crossfade and "Bodies," Drowning Pool
A sequel to "The River's Edge"? - Submitted by: rocky
Mama Tried The Hotline
"Mama Tried," The Everly Brothers and "The Hotline," The Jet Set
She couldn't find the info she was looking for. - Submitted by: Raphael
The Best Way to Die Another Day
"The Best Way To Die," Jet Set Satellite and "Die Another Day," Madonna
- Submitted by: Russian in the Red

Song Title Space Change:

"Al Ways" originally "Always," Atlantic Starr
Not being President, making a movie, win a Nobel
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Evergreen (Love Theme From "As Tar Is Born")" originally "Evergreen (Love Theme From "A Star Is Born")," Barbra Streisand
A Babs movie I must have missed.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Yell Ow! Sub, Marine" originally "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
A few good men, indeed.
Submitted by: Beegles
"To Be Al Over" originally "To Be A Lover," Billy Idol
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"To Bea Lover" originally "To Be A Lover," Billy Idol
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I'll Bet Here For You" originally "I'll Be There For You," Bon Jovi
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Can't Stop This Thing We Start Ed" originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started," Bryan Adams
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Can'ts Top This Thing We Started" originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started," Bryan Adams
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fin Ally" originally "Finally," Ce Ce Peniston
It's nice to have fishes on your side.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"If I Could Turn Back Tim E." originally "If I Could Turn Back Time," Cher
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Wick Ed Game" originally "Wicked Game," Chris Issak
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Think In Back" originally "Thinkin' Back," Color Me Badd
But not in front.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Thin Kin Back" originally "Thinkin' Back," Color Me Badd
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"It Ouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself," Divinyls
New title turns it into an anti-masturbation song.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Hole Heart Ed" originally "Hole Hearted," Extreme
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Where Every Body Knows Your Name (From "Cheers")" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name (From "Cheers") ," Gary Portnoy
Don't remember "Cheers" having headless people.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Praying For Tim E." originally "Praying For Time," George Michael
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Keep Your Hands Toy Ourself" originally "Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Satellites
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Doing I Tall For My Baby" originally "Doing It All For My Baby," Huey Lewis & The News
Isn't being tall natural.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Al Right" originally "Alright ," Janet Jackson
If only people had paid attention to Janet in 2000
Submitted by: Chick Daney
"You Got I Tall" originally "You Got It All ," Jets
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Go Tit All" originally "You Got It All," Jets
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Shatter Ed Dreams " originally "Shattered Dreams," Johnny Hates Jazz
Now, Ed can't even dream.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Just A Not Her Day" originally "Just Another Day," Jon Secada
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Roman Tic" originally "Romantic," Karyn White
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"L.A. Is La Bonita" originally "La Isla Bonita," Madonna
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"So Me Day" originally "Someday," Mariah Carey
New title sounds like a song Mariah might sing.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Love Takes Tim E." originally "Love Takes Time," Mariah Carey
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"e-Motions" originally "Emotions," Mariah Carey
Mariah's been on the internet?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"How Can Web e-Lovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers," Michael Bolton
Asked the person new to internet dating.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Break In My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes)" originally "Breakin' My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes)," Mint Condition
That would hurt your heart.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Heart At Tack" originally "Heart Attack," Olivia Newton John
Submitted by: She
"He Art At Tack" originally "Heart Attack," Olivia Newton John
Submitted by: She
"Big Tim E." originally "Big Time," Peter Gabriel
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Set Ad Rift On Memory Bliss" originally "Set Adrift On Memory Bliss," P.M. Dawn
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Have It Old You Lately" originally "Have I Told You Lately ," Rod Stewart
As compared to having it young in the past?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Comfort ER" originally "Comforter," Shai
I thought all ERs are supposed to be comforting.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Inform ER" originally "Informer," Snow
There are patients coming!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Bring I Ton" originally "Bring It On," Tag Team
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Mac Ho Man" originally "Macho Man," The Village People
Submitted by: Disco
"I Have No Thing" originally "I Have Nothing," Whitney Houston
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"One Moment In Tim E." originally "One Moment In Time," Whitney Houston
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Rein Love" originally "You're In Love," Wilson Phillips
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Title Anagrams:

"yule milk berth" originally "the Kill (Bury me)," 30 seconds to mars
A christmas-themed bed for milk?
Submitted by: Matt
"This Tight Flu Night" originally "This Flight Tonight," Nazareth
Submitted by: Nellie McKay's Bunting
"Gloves On" originally "Love Song," Sara Bareilles
Submitted by: Doug Wells

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Whack Or Blight" originally "Black Or White" by Michael Jackson
Submitted by: Brenton Wood Stork
"Toad Rippin"" originally "Road Trippin'" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Submitted by: Kid Rock Ptarmigan

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"New Model, No. 15," Marlene Dietrich
1980 movie with Elliot Gould
Submitted by: MOR

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Hold On" by Good Charlotte
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
What are you looking for?
What are you waiting for?
Do you know what you're doing to me?
Go ahead, what are you waiting for?
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is supposed to be an anti-suicide song right? So why is he saying Go ahead.....What are you waiting for? That sounds like they want you to go ahead and forget what the rest of the song is saying.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Slept So Long" by Jay Gordon
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can touching someone make you feel conflicting feelings?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And little Early Purly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Why They're Nonsensical:
These are the actual lyrics and also how you spell "Early Purly" and "curly wurly". Of all the nonsensical lyrics in this song, written by Bruce Springsteen but made more absurd by Manfred, this takes the cake. It's not that "Early Purly" or "curly wurly" aren't actually real things, because they are ("Early Purly" is a white flower grown in many gardens -- it's where "Purly" whites with teeth came from and "Curly Wurly" is a type of candy bar still in existence sold by Marathon candy company in many parts of the world, although "Curly Wurly" candy bars aren't as popular as they were in the 1970's when this song was written and first popularized), no that isn't the problem. The problem and the nonsense for this song and line is: How would a flower ride a candy bar and ask anyone for a ride (unless it was a metaphysical reference out of The Boss in regards to in his adolescence eating candy bars to get a sugar rush and then ending up having acne?)
Submitted by: Peter
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I returned a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date
I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would you return groceries *before* the expiration date? I mean, aren't all of the groceries on the shelf supposed to be there before their expiration date? If not, then I think there'd be cause for concern. As for the last three lines (about coming back AS a bag of croceries, and stamping a date on yourself), I can't figure those out.
Submitted by: Jerry

Insulting Lyrics:

"baby,you're a rich man" by the beatles
The Insulting Lyrics:
baby,you're a rich,man too!,you keep all,you're money in,a big brown bag!,inside the zoo!,how does it,feel to be,part of the,beautiful people!?
Why They're Insulting:
THIS MELODY,sure sound's like,BLATANT SARCASM!,toward's someone who,is a TIGHT-WAD!
Submitted by: MR.X

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Rollers Show" by Nick Lowe
The Lyrics:
Rollers Show
Who They Mention:
The Bay City Rollers, of course.
Submitted by: Du U Remember?
"Hey Ya!" by OutKast
The Lyrics:
Now while Beyonce's and Lucy Liu's
And baby dolls, get on the floor
Who They Mention:
Beyonce, the singer and Lucy Liu, the actress
Submitted by: dxman

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Toes" by Zach Brown Band
The Lyrics:
And if it weren’t for tequila and pretty senoritas
Someone do me a favor and pour me some Jaeger
Not a worry in the world a PBR on the way
Product Brand Name:
Tequila, Jaeger, PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer)
Submitted by: greg

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Goodbye To You" by Michelle Branch
The Song Lyrics:
...to a place where I am blinded by the light,
But it's not right
Song They Mention:
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Submitted by: Gigi

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Californication" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Made Up Words:
Californication
Comments:
What's californication?
Submitted by: dxman
 
 
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