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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on September 17, 2009. These are not items submitted on September 17, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Who's That(Misheard lyrics version)" by Stephen Harrington
    a parody of "Poot Slap," 3 Dee
"Don't Trust Jacko" by Cody Slusher
    a parody of "Don't Trust Me," 3OH!3
"Sudden Rise In Childbirth" by Jakko Wakko
    a parody of "Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda Carlisle
"Diarhea" by Rob H
    a parody of "My Maria," Brooks and Dunn
"Collaboration" by Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "Anticipation," Carly Simon
"Kiki's Delivery Service" by Jakko Wakko
    a parody of "Breakfast At Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something
"Girls Gawk (at My Hiney)" by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
    a parody of "Girl Talk," The Donnas
"Revered" by Wild Child Jin
    a parody of "Weird (Hanson Music Video Mix)," Hanson
"Deathless" by metaphorsbwithu
    a parody of "Breathless," Jerry Lee Lewis
"I'm Not Right" by blackjack21
    a parody of "I'm Alright," Kenny Loggins
"I'm On a Plane (Sung by Snakes)" by SamuraiMaster
    a parody of "I'm On a Boat," The Lonely Island
"An Acorn Fell" by Barry J. Mitchel
    a parody of "A Blossom Fell," Nat King Cole
"Money (Sung by Seto Kaiba)" by SamuraiMaster
    a parody of "Money," Pink Floyd
"There's Never Been A Punk Rocker" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker," Sandi Thom
"Metaphorsbwithu" by Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "Some Enchanted Evening," South Pacific: Rogers and Hammerstein
"Soulcalibur in 2D!" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Nature Trail To Hell," Weird Al Yankovic
"Craig's list" by JMasta
    a parody of "Craigslist," "Weird Al" Yankovic

Songs That Are Banned:

"Jet Airliner," Steve Miller Band
On the album we hear "and I don't want to get caught up in no
funky sh*t going down in the city". On the single edit played on the radio the profane word is replaced by "kicks".
Submitted by: Space Cowboy Toker

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Grace The Dream" originally "Race The Dream" by Kill Hannah
Some Random Person
"Drown By The Water" originally "Down By The Water" by PJ Harvey
As opposed to IN the water?!?
Penny Olivia Tyler

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Who's Johnny Angel?
"Who's Johnny?," El DeBarge and "Johnny Angel," Shelley Fabares
- Submitted by: nally
Where's Captain Kirk? Luckenbach, Texas
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings And Willie Nelson
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Good-Hearted Woman Addicted To Love
"Good Hearted Woman," Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson and "Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer
- Submitted by: Ed
The Good Old Bad Boys Of Summer Are Back In Town
"Good Old Boys/ Bad Boys," Waylon Jennings/Gloria Estefan and "The Boys of Summer/The Boys Are Back In Town," Don Henley/Thin Lizzy
- Submitted by: Raphaël Bivas
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Rhinestone Cowboys
"Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys," Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson and "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell
- Submitted by: crazydon

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"See That Animal," Elastica
"Great White Buffalo," Ted Nugent
"At My Front Door," The El Dorados
"Let Her In," John Travolta

Song Title Space Change:

"Web Allergy" originally "Weballergy," Sonata Arctica
Pretty straightforward
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"You Be Long With Me" originally "You Belong With Me," Taylor Swift
Stretch out all you can when you're with me!
Submitted by: Lois Teem
"No Body" originally "Nobody," Wonder Girls
Dunno, adding a space still makes sense right?
Submitted by: Sally Shine

Band Name Anagrams:

Rather Brave Conniver, Mud anagram of Bachman-Turner Overdrive Submitted by: dxman
So mud is keeping BTO out of the RRHOF?
Well British anagram of Bill Withers Submitted by: dxman
B. Money anagram of Boney M Submitted by: Rocky
Carnal Sonatas anagram of Carlos Santana Submitted by: dxman
O, a Daredevil! anagram of Dead or Alive Submitted by: dxman
O, a Daredevil! anagram of Dead or Alive Submitted by: dxman
Sew Huge Host anagram of The Guess Who Submitted by: dxman
Shy Mopy Panda anagram of Happy Mondays Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Stamp Shaped Anathema anagram of The Mamas and the Papas Submitted by: dxman
Why would the band give this to God?
Chic Hell Barmen anagram of Michelle Branch Submitted by: Regina Haniger
As An Ant anagram of Santana Submitted by: dxman
A Sled anagram of Slade Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Trembles and Evil anagram of Steve Miller Band Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Anagrams:

"Empale Python" originally "Polythene Pam," The Beatles
Submitted by: dxman
"The Well-Informed, Filthy Armpits" originally "With a Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles
Submitted by: dxman
"In The Female Organ" originally "More Than a Feeling," Boston
hahaha
Submitted by: dxman
"As Noxious" originally "So Anxious," Ginuwine
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
"Dog" originally "God," John Lennon
Submitted by: dxman
"Aliens Ace Clownery" originally "I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
Submitted by: dxman
"Red Brief" originally "Free Bird," Lynyrd Skynyrd
Submitted by: dxman
"Hoorah! Gifted" originally "Hair of the Dog," Nazareth
Submitted by: dxman
"Lucky Wool Wire" originally "We Will Rock You," Queen
Did Freddie make clothes using it?
Submitted by: dxman
"Mad Gremlin Birth" originally "Midnight Rambler," The Rolling Stones
Submitted by: dxman
"I Fund A Pill" originally "Paid In Full," Sonata Arctica
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
"I Find A Pull" originally "Paid In Full," Sonata Arctica
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
"Throwing" originally "Right Now," Van Halen
Submitted by: dxman
"Luck At A Sex Bench" originally "Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Don't Think Trice, It's All White" originally "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright" by Bob Dylan
Trice = an infinitesimal period of time
Submitted by: Raphael
"I Sew Him No Well" originally "I Know Him So Well" by Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson
Wells are difficult to sew anyway.
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"Curb Pride Faucet" originally "Curbside Prophet" by Jason Mraz
Submitted by: That No-one Candy Nye
"Dye Her Town" originally "Tie Her Down" by Senses Fail
Submitted by: Connie Brady
"Won't Leave Me This Day" originally "Don't Leave Me This Way" by Thelma Houston
Submitted by: Raphael
"Pat 'ems Or Feast" originally "Atoms For Peace" by Thom Yorke
At least it's a spoonerism and not an anagram.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Mere Whore By Forces" originally "Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"555 to the 666," Stevie Wonder
1984 comdey with Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner
Submitted by: Soul

Funny Lyrics:

"Lady" by The Babies
The Funny Lyrics:
Lady,when I'm with you,i'm smiling!,you're my lady!,lady!
Why They're Funny:
Are you sure,she's really a "lady"?
Submitted by: The Big A
"Like A Merry Go Round" by Dickie Lee
The Funny Lyrics:
I saw linda yesterday,my heart went,up and down,like a,merry go round!,like a falling,star down,down!
Why They're Funny:
Sure sound's like indigestion to,me!
Submitted by: The Big A
"Everything Ends" by Slipknot
The Funny Lyrics:
I haven't slept since I woke up
Why They're Funny:
Why doesn't he say "i haven't slept since before I woke up"? how can you sleep even though your awake?
Submitted by: Slpnot
"Beat To A Different Drum" by The Stone Ponies
The Funny Lyrics:
You and i,come to the,beat of a,different drum!,oh can't,you tell by,the way i,run!,everytime you,make eye's with,me!
Why They're Funny:
I think it,could be that,she find's this,person repellent!
Submitted by: The Big A

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Magnificent Seven" by The Clash
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Cheeseburger!
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is really just random, but funny. Like someone had lunch on his mind.
Submitted by: Crystal

Insulting Lyrics:

"Pay The Man" by The Offspring
The Insulting Lyrics:
Shut up, you talk too much!
Why They're Insulting:
I didn't say a word to ya, Dexter.
Submitted by: Crystal
"Pay The Man" by The Offspring
The Insulting Lyrics:
Shut up, you talk too much!
Why They're Insulting:
I didn't say a word to ya, Dexter.
Submitted by: Crystal

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Taking Care Of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm taking care of my business!
Why They're Inappropriate:
When I was a kid "business" was a "polite" word in my family to refer to your ding dong. "taking care of one's business", is a reference to polishing your sex pistol or to something else?
Submitted by: Rocket

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"don't fear the reaper" by blue oyster cult
The Lyrics:
season's don't fear,the reaper nor do,the wind the sun,and the rain!,don't fear the,reaper!
Why:
surely a song,about death is, a real downer?,yet for the,life of me,it's sung like,a block party song?!
Submitted by: MR.X
"my whole world ended" by david ruffin
The Lyrics:
my whole world ended,the moment you left,me!,it tumbled down to,the ground yes,it did!,my whole world ended!
Why:
this sad ballad,has got a swinging beat,yet it's about a man,being depressed about his,mate forsaking him!,where's the logic in,that?!
Submitted by: MR.x
 
 
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