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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on August 26, 2009. These are not items submitted on August 26, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"G.S. I Love You" by metaphorsbwithu
    a parody of "P.S. I Love You," Beatles
"2009" by MissChrisl
    a parody of "1985," Bowling For Soup
"Norma Jeane" by Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "Maybellene," Chuck Berry
"Whining Scouser From Liverpool" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool," Jimmy Osmond
"Breaking Stuff In Vegas" by Arwen
    a parody of "Waking Up In Vegas," Katy Perry
"He Got Rubble" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Ya Got Trouble," Music Man soundtrack
"Street Racer" by Brian Kelly
    a parody of "Hellraiser," Ozzy Osbourne
"The Great Overspender" by Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "The Great Pretender," The Platters
"Guess I'm An Old Fogey (The "F-Word" Song)" by Tommy Turtle
    a parody of "On Top Of Old Smokey," Traditional
"Crapola" by Beth
    a parody of "Put On A Happy Face," Unknown
"Ho Rider" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Low Rider," War

Band Name Pronunciation:

Cruxshadows pronounced as Crew-Shadows
Submitted by: Travis
Hocico pronounced as Ho-Cheek-O
Submitted by: Travis
"Amarok,"Mike Oldfield - Length: 60:00
Submitted by: Monika

New Career:

"Mike Pareskuwicz"
"Cashier at Home Depot"
Actually, this was in 2003, when he first quit the band. - Ethanator

Hidden Messages:

"Rock And Roll, Part 2," green day
at the biggining of the song billie joe plays the wrong note twice and says 'fuck'- they kept it in to have a more humerous side of a sad song
Submitted by: lexi
"#9 Dream," John Mellencamp
On this song from the album "Uh-Huh", you can hear him say "What the f***?!" at the very beginning.
Submitted by: Rocky
"555 to the 666," The Smashing Pumpkins
Once, just after Billy says "Come line up for the big fight! Tonight!" Listen closely. You'll hear an alien-like noise. If you slow down the song it sounds like "Them!"
Submitted by: Ethanator

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"American Buoy" originally "American Boy" by Estelle featuring Kanye West
Tabitha Cartwright
"Judy In Disguise (Witch Glasses)" originally "Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)" by John Fred & His Playboy Band
Witch glasses could be an effective disguise.
Tabitha Cartwright
"Love At First Freight" originally "Love At First Fright" by Murderdolls
Gretchen Wieners
"My Name Is Maud" originally "My Name Is Mud" by Primus
Yes, the name can be spelt like that.
Amanda Svenson
"Fight The Good Flight" originally "Fight The Good Fight" by Triumph
Gretchen Wieners
"Fight The Good Fright" originally "Fight The Good Fight" by Triumph
Gretchen Wieners

Performer Nick Names:

Alice Cooper known informally as: Vince Of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky II
Black Eyed Peas known informally as: BEP. Submitted by: dxman
Kevin Gruft known informally as: Thrasher. Submitted by: Travis
LoveHateHero known informally as: LHH. Submitted by: Travis
Mindless Self Indulgence known informally as: Mindless. Submitted by: Travis
Mindless Self Indulgence known informally as: MSI. Submitted by: Travis

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

School's Out by A*Teens f/ Alice Cooper used for Disney's 'Recess' Submitted by: Margaret
Tiny Tears by Devin Townsend used for Tiny Tears Dolls Submitted by: pickle*
In Those Jeans by Genuine used for Levi's Submitted by: bridget
Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident) by John Michael Montgomery used for eBay Submitted by: CapitalE
Let's Go To War by Murderdolls used for John McCain's campaign ad Submitted by: Megan
Let's Go To War by Murderdolls used for The Army Submitted by: powermunky5000
Into My Arms by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds used for Soft & Gentle Deodorant Submitted by: pickle*
Too Rolling Stoned by Robin Trower used for Planet Rock (digital radio station) Submitted by: Pickle

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Greenberg, Glickstein, Charles David Smith & Jones On the Jukebox
"Greenberg, Glickstein, Charles David Smith & Jones," Cryan Shames and "Jones On the Jukebox," Becky Hobbs
- Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
When the Lights Are Down, Nobody's Here
"When the Lights Are Down," Kamelot and "Nobody's Here," Devin Townsend
Except for the Giant Squid under my bed. of course - Submitted by: Vorn
I Shot The Sheriff Who Shot Liberty Valance
"I Shot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton/Bob Marley and "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," Gene Pitney
Wouldn't have happened with gun control. - Submitted by: Flux 7
If It Makes You Happy, I Can Love You Like That
"If It Makes You Happy," Sheryl Crow and "I Can Love You Like That," John Michael Montgomery
- Submitted by: Ed
I Can Love You Like That In The Year 2525
"I Can Love You Like That," John Michael Montgomery and "In The Year 2525," Zager & Evans
But I can't wait that long! - Submitted by: Ed
The Perfect Drug: Acid
"The Perfect Drug," Nine Inch Nails and "Acid," Lil Wyte
... according to Dr. Timothy Leary - Submitted by: Raphael
Smells Like Holy S***
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana and "Holy S***," Mindless Self Indulgence
- Submitted by: dave id do your dad m
The Perverted Alphabet Song
"Perverted," Mindless Self Indulgence and "Alphabet Song," Traditional
Perverted Alphabet Song - Submitted by: MSIlover
Dawn Of The Dead In Hollywood
"Dead In Hollywood," Murderdolls and "Dawn Of The Dead," Murderdolls
it should work... - Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
I Eat Pancakes
"I Eat," Disturbed and "Pancakes," Murderdolls
- Submitted by: paget
Dawn Of The Dead In Hollywood
"Dead In Hollywood," Murderdolls and "Dawn Of The Dead," Murderdolls
it should work... - Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
People Hate Me But People = S***
"People Hate Me," Murderdolls and "People = S***," slipknot
very true.... - Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
I Love To Wait And Bleed
"I Love To Say F**k," Murderdolls and "Wait And Bleed," SlipKnoT
Okay. That doesn't sound suicidal at all. - Submitted by: *Urban*
Pancakes & Waffle
"Pancakes," Murderdolls and "Waffle," Sevendust
Great breakfast mix. - Submitted by: AstroRage
Meet Me In Hannah Montana
"Meet Me In Montana," Marie Osmond and "Hannah," Robin Trower
- Submitted by: Marge Pegram
Bridge Of Sighs Over Troubled Water
"Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & Garfunkel and "Bridge Of Sighs," Robin Trower
Will that bridge collapse? - Submitted by: Paul Warren
Under The Bridge of Sighs
"Under The Bridge," Red Hot Chili Peppers and "Bridge Of Sighs," Robin Trower
- Submitted by: rocky
Althea Later Alligator
"Althea," Robin Trower and "See Ya Later Alligator," Bill Haley and the Comets
The VERY worst kind of plagiarism. - Submitted by: princejellyfish
Dead Rotten Generation Inside
"Dead Generation," Sloth and "I'm Rotten Inside," Earshot
- Submitted by: yuribou

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"K-K-K-Katy," Geoffery O'Hara Stuttering Foundation of America Jellybean
"Threads," Geoff Moore & the Distance Clothing Manufacturer Admiral Memo
"Acid," Lil Wyte Drug Rehabilitation Chris Prunotto
"Backmaskwarning! (Kill Yourself) ," Mindless Self Indulgence Suicide Prevention Hotline Ray Pissed
"Motherf***er, I Don't Care," Murderdolls Suicide Helpline Rynn
"Slit My Wrist," Murderdolls Self-Harm Prevention Helpline Rynn
"I Love To Say F***," Murderdolls Tourette's Syndrome Help Clinic Rynn
"I Take Drugs," Murderdolls Drug Rehabilitation Clinic Rynn
"Dead In Hollywood," Murderdolls Hollywood Agency Crystal
"We Don't Even Really Care," Sloshy Any Kind of Customer Service Mitsuki
"When The Sun Hits," Slowdive Skin Cancer Helpline Fudge

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Don't Cross The River," America
"Crossing The River," The Devlins So I'm doing it anyway. So there! :D
"Somebody Help Me," Spencer Davis Group
"Hold On, I'm Coming," Eric Clapton and B.B. King
"Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel," Tavares
"Heaven Sent Me You," John Michael Montgomery
"How Was I To Know?," John Michael Montgomery
"I Told You So," Randy Travis that's how!
"Be My Baby Tonight," John Michael Montgomery
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," Whitney Houston
"I Want A New Drug," Huey Lewis And The News
"Acid," Lil Wyte
"The Fear," Lily Allen
"I Shall Overcome," Hard-Fi
"Goodbye My Love," LoveHateHero
"I'll Be Back Soon," A Rocket To The Moon
"What Do They Know?," Mindless Self-Indulgence
"Less Than You Think," Wilco
"What Do They Know?," Mindless Self Indulgence
"Nothing," A
"Spirit In The Night," Bruce Springsteen
"Spirit In The Sky," Norman Greenbaum
"Stop The Music," P Money
"Can't Stop The Music," Village People
"Stop The Music," P Money
"Don't Stop The Music," Rihanna
"How Do You Do It?," The Hollies
"I Don't Know," Slum Village
"Back Stabbers," The O'Jays
"Smiling Faces Sometimes," The Undisputed Truth

Song Title Space Change:

"Blind Ed in Chains" originally "Blinded in Chains," Avenged Sevenfold
Submitted by: King Andrew
"Don't Let The Sun God Own On Me" originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me," Elton John
Don't let the Sun God own WHAT on him?
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Pond 'Ere Play" originally "Pon De Replay," Rihanna
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Ponder E-Play" originally "Pon De Replay," Rihanna
e-play, as in game-playing on-line
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Now Here Kids" originally "Nowhere Kids," Smile Empty Soul
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Anagrams:

Load Bedpan Soon anagram of Abandoned Pools Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Harem Annals anagram of Alan Sherman Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Renal Shaman anagram of Alan Sherman Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Alarms Henna anagram of Alan Sherman Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Anal Sea anagram of Alesana Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Only one letter different from Aral Sea!
See Tan anagram of A*Teens Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Dove anagram of Devo Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Flaming Those anagram of The Flamingos Submitted by: Flora Rolf
So Flaming anagram of Flamingos Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Mice, Ann anagram of Iceman Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Turban Hike anagram of Keith Urban Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Paler Cape anagram of Paper Lace Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Iron Be Thick anagram of Robin Thicke Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Six-tail Orm anagram of Sir Mix-A-Lot Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Orm = mythical snakelike or dragonlike beast
Ox Mistrial anagram of Sir Mix-A-Lot Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Soil Matrix anagram of Sir Mix-A-Lot Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Silo Matrix anagram of Sir Mix-A-Lot Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Soot Scene Toy anagram of Stone Coyotes Submitted by: Marcia Todd
A bizarre toy
Vasily anagram of Sylvia Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
Vasily is a Russian given name.
Erects Habitats anagram of Tabitha's Secret Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
A Balm Chant anagram of Tal Bachman Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
A Lamb Chant anagram of Tal Bachman Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Blanch A Mat anagram of Tal Bachman Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Banal Match anagram of Tal Bachman Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Toot anagram of Toto Submitted by: Candace Mercer
Nuder World anagram of Underworld Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Urn Lord Wed anagram of Underworld Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram

Song Title Anagrams:

"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over" originally "A Crabgrass Goldenrod Vowel," The Devil Wears Prada
Submitted by: Travis
"Tills Fly" originally "Still Fly," The Devil Wears Prada
Submitted by: Travis
"Now Red" originally "Wonder," Natalie Merchant
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Tidy Boner" originally "Dirty Bone," Rachel Stamp
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Rave, Lie" originally "Valerie," Steve Winwood
Valerie must be a mean girl!
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Do See Golf" originally "Feels Good," Tony! Toni! Tone!
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Tidy Price" originally "Dirty Epic," Underworld
Submitted by: Flora Rolf

Song Title Acrostics:

AS: "Absolutely Still," Better Than Ezra
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
COY: "Crush On You," Bruce Springsteen
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
US: "Use Somebody," Kings Of Leon
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
I'm It, B: "I'll Make It To Brigades," LoveHateHero
Submitted by: Travis
YAMS: "You Are My Starship," Norman Connors
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Sanding Queen" originally "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Rancid Tucks (and the Clash Sucked Sue)" originally "Rancid Sucks (and the Clash Sucked Too)" by Anal Cunt
Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
"Rancid Clucks (and the Sash Tucked Sue)" originally "Rancid Sucks (and the Clash Sucked Too)" by Anal Cunt
Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Me Whwn We're Sanding" originally "Touch Me Whwn We're Dancing" by The Carpenters
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Keep On Sanding" originally "Keep On Dancing" by The Gentrys
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Describe Thru Pop" originally "Curbside Prophet" by Jason Mraz
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
"You Make Me Feel Like Sanding" originally "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Sanding On The Ceiling" originally "Dancing On The Ceiling" by Lionel Richie
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Sanding In The Streets" originally "Dancing In The Streets" by Martha And The Vandellas
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Latin Vine" originally "Valentine" by Martina McBride
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Male State" originally "Stalemate" by Nada Surf
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Hollow Your Fart" originally "Follow Your Heart" by Nikki Webster
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Senna Bun" originally "Been A Son" by Nirvana
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"When It's Caining Rats And Dogs" originally "When It's Raining Cats And Dogs" by PM Dawn
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Which Gay You Woahing, Billy? " originally "Which Way You Going, Billy?" by Poppy Family
Submitted by: Erin Gobragh
"Tory Glue Night" originally "Glory Tonight" by Power Quest
Nice for Tories to have thier glue night!
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
"In Pan Tally" originally "Tin Pan Alley" by Stevie Ray Vaughan
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Never Spin To Bane" originally "Never Been To Spain" by Three Dog Night
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Lit Bush Nitty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits" by Tina Turner
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Lit Bush Nutty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits" by Tina Turner
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Dancing With Ears In My Ties" originally "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" by Ultravox
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Sanding With Tears In My Eyes" originally "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" by Ultravox
What might happen if you don't wear goggles.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Names as a Word Bank:

Elevate A Overheat Hole Hetero Hooter from LoveHateHero Submitted by: Travis
Makes no sense but it still works.
Damn damp mad dawn wand and pawn paw from PM Dawn Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Boot Camp Kick originally "Boot Camp Clik"
Marlene L. Ram
Cleric Tappin' originally "Eric Clapton"
Allison O'Silla
Will Lane originally "Lil' Wayne"
Marlene L. Ram
HoveLateHero originally "LoveHateHero"
Travis
Doused 'Em Of A Sin originally "System Of A Down"
Flora Rolf
Fill A Ward originally "Willa Ford"
Blake DeKalb

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Sloppy Seconds should endorse Sloppy Joes
We'd all get sloppy seconds.
Submitted by: Rocky

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Beanie Baby Songs, Volume 1," The Beatles
French comedy with Gerard Depardieu
Submitted by: Raphael

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

""Tuckered Out" by Clint Black
The Lyrics:
I've seen more than a Little Texas, and a Playboy always knows
A man does what he Wills as long as he stays on his toes
He can Russell up a fortune, any man could strike it Rich
But I'm doing good to keep it Strait and keep my wheels out of the ditch
Ain't no Foster for the Desert Rose, the babblin' Brooks are Dunn That Crystal ball won't even book me one day in the Sun
Chorus I'm Haggard, worn and Waylon from the bottom of my Restless Heart
Don't know Wy the Black cloud's tailin' me, there seems to be no Parton from the dark
And I've had it to the Gills of knowin' what the Nitty Gritty's all about Bein' McEntired and Loveless I can't Lovett if I'm all Tuckered out
Well, I never meant to set out like a half-cocked Gatlin gun No highway Head Hunter's gonna let this Rabbitt run
I ain't Raven 'bout The Ride, I probably got no fate to Seal
If I can't roll through Alabama half Asleepin' At The Wheel
All my Paychecks are like dried up Wells and way too small to Cash Or I'd find a roadside motel, lay some money down to Crash
I'm Haggard, worn and Waylon from the bottom of my Restless Heart
Don't know Wy the Black cloud's tailin' me, there seems to be no Parton from the dark
And I've had it to the Gills of knowin' what the Nitty Gritty's all about Bein' McEntired and Loveless I can't Lovett if I'm all Tuckered out
Who They Mention:
Little Texas, Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys, Johnny Russell, Charlie Rich, Radney Foster, the Desert Rose Band, Brooks & Dunn, Crystal Gayle, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Restless Heart, Wynonna, himself, Dolly Parton, Vince Gill, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Reba McEntire, Patty Loveless, Lyle Lovett, Tanya Tucker, Larry Gatlin, Highway 101, the Kentucky Headhunters, Eddie Rabbitt, Eddy Raven, McBride & the Ride, Dan Seals, Alabama, Asleep at the Wheel, Johnny Paycheck, Kitty Wells, Johnny Cash and Billy "Crash" Craddock.
Submitted by: houstonian2211

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol
The Lyrics:
If I lay here etc
Why:
I'll correct my own correction - It is a second conditional sentence - which is a present conditional, not 'past' as I said above. The song words are correct - it's a classic 2nd conditional.
Submitted by: Dave

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Merry Christmas, Darling," The Carpenters
The Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Fill me with desire
Why:
Fogs on the lyre
Fill me with desire
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"A Milli," Lil' Wayne
The Lyrics:
And she pops excellent up in Wayne's World
Why:
Wayne's World
Submitted by: Alex
"The Mighty Heroes," Sloppy Seconds
The Lyrics:
Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I fear no evil.
For I believe in Billy Jack; I believe in Evel Knievel

Don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
But I believe in Jonathan E.; I believe in "Rollerball"
I know I've said it all before, but I want more The Mighty Heroes.

Take back your Sly Stallones, and I'll take Cleopatra Jones.
Why:
1)The "Billy Jack" movies with Tom Laughlin in the title role. 2)The "Evel Knieval" biopic with George Hamilton. 3) Jonathan E. was played by James Caan in the movie "Rollerball" 4)The "Cleopatra Jones" movies with Tamara Dobson in the title role.
Submitted by: Punky Brewski
"The Mighty Heroes," Sloppy Seconds
The Lyrics:
Do you believe in Freddy Krueger 'cause he takes so many lives?
Well, I believe in showmanship; I believe in Doctor Phibes
Why do you waste your time on "Halloween Part XXIX"?
And what more could you want than "Planet Earth" and Dylan Hunt?
I know I've said it all before, but I want more The Mighty Heroes.
Why:
1) Freddy Krueger, the serial killer played by Robert Englund in the "Nightmare In Elm Street" film series. 2) Doctor Phbes, played by Vincent Price in two horror films in the early 70s. 3) "Halloween" and its sequels. 4) Dylan Hunt was played by John Saxon in the TV movie "Planet Earth" (and later by Kevin Sorbo in the "Andromeda" series).
Submitted by: Punky BrewskI
"Cocaine," Eric Clapton
The Lyrics:
If you wanna get down, down on the ground, cocaine
Why:
This would be very, very bad if you've been stopped by law enforcement.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
"I Shot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton
The Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self defense
Why:
Probably not a good ringtone when you are pulled over, in your car, for a moving violation.
Submitted by: Peter
 
 
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